/smg/ - stock market general

cunnychad edition

Eternal bull edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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jpost.com/health-science/iibr-completes-development-phase-of-covid-19-vaccine-626913
youtube.com/watch?v=8aF1lJgS-B8
youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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First for blood tomorrow

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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DIE MOUSE DIE

I only respect you bro.

I'm starting to think I'm too retarded to swing trade. Might just switch to cash for nowand just buy ETFs in a few months.

Is DHT a buy right now? It's dropped $2 the last week and RSI on 3 month interval is showing massively underbought around 0-5. Also higher highs and higher lows each peak/dip since beginning of march.

What does this mean for my MGM. I didn't diversify. I'm all in on them

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>mfw I realize that’s a webm
What the fuck

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Is tomorrow uppies or downies? I have to know, I can’t take another fucking loss.

Be a bull in the streets and a crab in the mangement of your investment portfolio is what my mama taught me.

We wont dump, we will continue crabbing.

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PYPL puts
ROKU calls
IRBT puts
LYFT puts
UBER puts

>bull oil ETFs, bear oil ETFs, and oil all went down
What

Macau opened back up and surprise surprise, nobody wants to go to the fucking casino, if they are even able to afford it

>he bought?

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Might want to sell whatevers left and go all in KNPD

Tech goes up. Everything else goes down. Welcome to the "v-recovery."

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>"When things open up, PENT UP DEMAND will cause X to moon"
You got had

What if on the midst of all this, Joe fucking Biden wins the presidency...

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Feels like smart money is pulling out of the market and switching to cash

I wish newfags would stop making threads. The other one doesn’t even have a title lmao.

Is RTX going to keep shitting? I thought it was a blue chip.

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based as fuck i wish that was my house

I broke two arrows this afternoon and I'm mad about it. I'm not buying skinny super light arrows anymore. Give me the big thick honkers that aren't going to break just because they get hit ONCE in the target by another arrow.

Also sell all longs it's all fucked.

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Posting in blessed cunny /smg/ thread.

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That’s my favorite Pepe, I don’t know why but it just is.

lel

anyone in on teva? can’t go wrong with Israeli pharma goys

Wtf are those at 0:25, I just got fired from my job. I thought this was a blue board.

What's with the cunny OP? /smg/ is not for pedo's.

>Also sell all longs it's all fucked.
Not happening, they're longs for a reason

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I feel like boomers are relying on it as a safe haven and are going to fuck the rest of us up in the process...

Don't worry user, it's educational so it's cool to browse at work.

checked

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Is this bullish?

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isn't it beautiful
tomorrow it will all be red

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>Not happening, they're longs for a reason
Okay but it's still fucked.

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good thing none of them are listed on the NYSE

>not watching AOTS

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You get fucked for listening to shills and retards, it’s been explained in earlier threads very well why you should dump it before earnings. I would, at least half.

You living in some nogunz country boy?

Also like the other guy said, there’s no reason to dump all longs. I’ve got half cash so I can buy more Pepsi, JNJ, Lilly, Barrick, BiliBili, visa, mastercard, amd, Amat, and Costco if I get the chance.

I have a SINKING feeling that the market will be pricing it in very soon. :)

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>reported adjusted earnings of $1.91 (Wall Street est. $1.63)
>revenue increased by 8.3% to $66.8 billion compared to $61.6 billion the year before (Wall Street est. $64.01 billion)
>net income grew to $2.01 billion from $1.42 billion the year before
>anticipates a conservative 2020 anual eps of $7.04-7.17 (stock price undervalued)
>technical indicators signals buy before market open
>shares fall by 1.31%, chases 1H/30M gap

Fucking gay ass clown market

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>married puts or collars
Literally the most beta trading strategies. Real men pick a direction and go with it.

Yes goy.
All of that competition eliminated.
Your local restaurants are all going out of business, enjoy your new chipotle and McDonald’s locations.

Its the business owners consumer spending makes the economy go round.

Some user in the other thread wondered why I expect a vaccine in a few months. Here's why: jpost.com/health-science/iibr-completes-development-phase-of-covid-19-vaccine-626913

I only gamble with my Roth, I have to keep my regular account above 25k so I don’t lose GBPs and get a mean call from some poo at TD

The manga is much better but the anime reminds me of stuff I almost forgot happened so its fun to watch as well desu

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I can't not hear it and be freaked out.
youtube.com/watch?v=8aF1lJgS-B8

>You living in some nogunz country boy?
No, I do archery more than shooty range because it's cheaper and I can sort of quasi-legally get away with practising in my backyard.

For all you bears bleeding money: youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

This is the single most important piece of investing advice you will ever be given.

lol they call you? i was below 25k for a day, didn't get any calls

I couldnt deliver such a smug payback if I tried desu

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Shut the fuck up secondary

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Tbf. meeting someone for dinner or something is completely normal. If your neighbour runs a drug ring and you grilled with him two times that doesnt make you a drug dealer.

>development-phase
Now for the animal and human tests. Let's hope that this one isn't like the SARS vaccine, which did more harm to humans than the disease did.