/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Unemployment report was unironically bullish edition

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AIRLINE CHADS WHERE THE FUCK WE AT

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$NET ripping today. Anyone else taking profit?

WHO WANTS MY BIG BOBO BOTTOM???

BIG RED DILDO UP MY BOBO ASS

>do opposite of what Zig Forums says
>profit
Anyone else know this feel?

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>Sold at 17.5
>Thought ER will be the most bleak shit ever
>It is
>Stock moons
I have no words

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>it's creeptards shilling their magic internet money episode

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Yeahhh, I'm thinking todays the day

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why is nothing moving?

Wait til' end of the day. Big boys will sell the peak again and delete all gains.

>Sold BYND
>Bought GILD
My operations today

yeah already took mine

Reminder: the worst monthly jobs report since we began keeping track over 70 years is being released tomorrow at 8:30 Eastern (Market Open)

Reminder, it doesnt matter if its "priced in", fear will drive people to sell in T-minus 3 hours

Reminder, tomorrow will be blood red

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In a business meeting. They are expecting no growth or -12%. Our customers (hospitals) are going bankrupt and covid is making it worse. Higher demand for digital and AI solutions. Capital will be scarce. Survival mode for clients, massive layoffs. Not a V shaped recovery, maybe a U shape

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Absolutely nobody knows what to do.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

also a reminder to maintain a 3-6 month emergency savings for times like this. there's no better time to be reminded of it.

Also if you have $LEG (like me) possible dividend cut. I'm thinking they restructure their debt availability to keep and grow their dividend for the 49th straight year, but that's up to the lenders. would be a shame if the chinese bat flu broke a King in the making

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Haha fuck bears

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YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERS !

Very tough day for lean hogs so far

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Imagine not buying SPCE. This is your last chance to buy into quadrilllion dollars industry of space tourism.

Total opposite in my meetings (tech consulting firm). We're picking up tons of new work as online business expands at a rapid pace. Data centres and more shit just exploding in demand. Its comfy and our stock has continued to soar.

red line goes down

wheeee!

This market would already be blood red, if futures wouldn't be a thing.

They are manipulating futures every fucking day to give retail investors a good feeling.

>ahhh my stocks are green again.
>i really bought the dip

I'm up 5% today. What do you mean

Most of the action usually happen at open or near closing

I am financially ruined.

Yeah wtf is happening with DHT, they’re down 5% in like an hour

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Because its not the first or last thirty minutes of the day.

>No product
>Offerings
>Branson trying to get out apparently
>People buying because its a meme
Nah. Im good. I would buy SpaceX in a heart beat though. Literally all in

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TVIX BREAKING OUT!

>company talking about the shape of the stock market recovery in a business meeting
larp. Better get off the toilet and back to work, wagie.

Explain to me how I can put a trade in on the simulator and walk away knowing it will hit the take profit every time but when I put a real trade in I immediately start losing money. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK

whole lotta cope in that post

What company do you work for user? I want to short it.

>the market is manipulated!
is this your first day here?

>LCI way down

hope that user can handle this

We might actually end up being blood red. Dow Weekly is playing with the 200 moving average. MMs are going to manipulate the shit out of this.

Bought LUV and SAVE yesterday...hope SAVE comes back up some. Blah blah.

ELON MUSK is a smart man and his son has a cool name, BULLISH

Did you stop to think that they were probably talking about the underlying economy and its effect on their business prospects?

Did you praise the Bog before putting in the order?

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Time to buy more

he's been losing for years, of course he can
get ready for a reply with some ugly pic of a dog and lci to 60

I did not but by Bog I will next time. It's unreal how they see everything

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BOYS I FOMO’ED MORE IN!!

That’s a man.

Probably, I never watched it read that one yet.

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the name is retarded, the kid is lucky that he's rich, he'd be bullied into killing himself otherwise

They werent talking about the market, it was revenues.

>Elon Musk’s son is named 'X Æ A-12'
Im sorry what
>Elon Musk’s son is named 'X Æ A-12'
IM SORRY WHAT?

>Probably, I never watched it read that one yet.
Both are girls and the scene happens in the manga. Just with the text censored

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DHT on its way to sub 6

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I’d be willing to bet he had puts on earnings

Boeing going to 140 today

>have a waitlist of people already deposited their money for tourism
>new partnership with NASA announced yesterday
>-.32 EPS to -.30 EPS this quarter. therefore, branson is actually pumping in more money than ever.
Sure, I like SpaceX too, but SPCE isn't bullshit. It's a buy for a space portfolio.

It's probably a normal name for Afrikans/Dutch/whatever. But it still sounds retarded yes.

Is it too late to short tankers?

FUCK DHT
FUCK RTX

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Tick Tock Boboniggers

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Is the Chad supposed to look like Nero?

If you're smart you'd be making money, but yeah enjoy your Dunning-Kruger user.

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Shorted PYPL, it simply can't get any higher, 13% is just absurd. Short it while you can.

Then his dumb broad mother said the A-12 was the precursor to the A-17 (rather than A-71) Blackbird. She doesn't even know what the fuck the backstory of the name is.

LCIGuy are you ok?
LCIGuy are you ok?
Are you ok LCIguy?

Sold 50 FVRR and bought 50 RTX for it. Have I done good?
Might buy back some FVRR

SWK hasn't cucked

>only have SPCE and NGM
I'm not gonna make it but it's all green

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Rip Uber puts. Should I just salvage the loss?

oh no no no...

I WANT TO CUM ON MORGAN'S FACE

I bought 50 tesla 690p 5/8 today for 50 cents each

How rich am I gonna be eod

Rtx is a fucking deal right now...

Well, we're hovering near the open. If it pushes far enough below, then we'll be lower than the open for a third straight day in a row, meaning futures would be the only reason we're seeing a gain.

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AAAAAHHHHH NO FRO NO I MISSED THE EXIT BOUNCE FFUUUUUUUUUUUCK

FUCK I set my take profit too thin. I could have rode this gravy train further. It was SAIL btw.

Christ Jesus.

my stocks are literally not moving and i have to refresh my page to see my gains/losses or maybe DEGIRO is shit idk.

>company making record profits go down
>companies that are bankrupt go up
Classic clown market

iktf, quack nigga

i guess the kid is a billionaire so it doesn't matter, but, still...poor lad.

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>bought 50 RTX
>buying into a company thats 50% aerospace
kek you retards never listen no matter how many warnings

the unemployment numbers are already out
cnn.com/2020/05/07/economy/unemployment-benefits-coronavirus/index.html

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All hail X Æ A-12, king of mars

>Got boeing at 123
Happy bulling

you weren't going to see your puts hit until market close on those anyways

Cope? I know the truth is cope nowadays.

Not really newfag, but it is getting a bit ridicolous to be honest.

Obviouly we will. Don't know how often it tried to break out from 289 SPY, but cannot even touch it. Fucking neutral zone trading with big sell offs before close.

So...true...

May i ask you why you are trying to show off with that lump sum? I am intraday-trading myself, maybe you already got hit by dunning-kruger. Don't even wanna see your whole trading list with all the losses.

i bought rtx as well, at $61. Hoping it does okay long term

Can anyone legitimately explain to me why the fuck is AMD

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how do i say this

PFE dipping for those that want in

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going to hang on because I expect earnings to btfo expectations

to the moon boys

>buy high
>

I'm gonna

OH GOD i'm goNNA

I'M GONNA MOON

OH GOD I'M MOONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>being this retarded

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Hes talking about the monthly report for April. I will be the worst report in history.

Xir XEeAdozen

i think elon and his wife are permanently high on shrooms

The reasoning behind the awful name is worse...
>elven spelling

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Oh yeah I'm sure airlines are lining up to buy new airplanes and not sitting on hundreds idling.

nothing makes any sense anymore

What is the bear cope of the day, I'm feeling

a.) Market is rigged
or
b.) Market doesn't get it

you can just add up the numbers though
it won't matter

I assumed that you were one of those losers who simply can't make money despite how predictable the market is currently and stuck with complaining, nevermind then.

Market is overly optimistic about oil recovery. Still huge supply issues. Most tanker stocks will go $2-3 within two weeks. June is the moment of truth for your tankers.

a mixture of both is on the menu, i think

If you cant say it you will not be allowed to make the grand pilgrimage to mars

its always a bit of both as a coping mechanism

Well it went from $9 to $55 so i'd say most of the good news is priced in

are those piggies OK?

Bump, we need to verify he didn’t suicide

I want to believe

I already sold most of my positions and I'm gonna buy back later.

>intraday trader
>holding positions through the crabbing
Yeah right.

unironically "the jobs report will save us"

These seas aren't for the faint of heart.

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that will be like a $0-1 profit at this rate

still learning margin trading a bit. I was wondering about the minimum requirement of $2000. If i open the margin account with $2000 and use $1000 to buy stock plus another $1000 loaned by the broker equaling $2000, would that cause me to fall below the minimum and issue a margin call since I'll have $1000 left?

We back to SPY 295 before 5/11? Fuck i just want my money back... still -$1000 all time and -$3000 SPY calls though... learned so much from this massive red dildo. Recovering from it would be nice desu

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It contains more accurate and more detailed information along with forecasting. Its the numbers that institutes actually use.

Daily reminder tanker niggers are dumb. Even if it's a long play a lot bought when it was too high which is retarded because countries are paying just to add capacity for oil.
Wtf that nigger needs to lay off the drugs

The fucking pure unadulterated retardation I'm seeing here is astounding. How the fuck does it even breathe? Niggers sound smarter than this.

I FOMO'd into DAL.
Just under $2000 though which is basically my NEETbucks from last month. I dunno why the government is giving me NEETbucks when I'm a student anyways who only lost his part-time job but why not. If there's any time to YOLO, it's when I'm still young.

AMD PB ratio: 21
INTC PB ratio: 3

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add up the weekly report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics?

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retard

I want to impregnate Sara’s poosey and raise a family with her. And get that test boost from her milk.

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Welcome to the DALchad club bro its quite an exclusive place

Retards on Zig Forums flocking to tanker stocks was a bullish sign on oil. I started averaging into oil as soon as I saw threads about tankers and no threads about actual oil. It's paid off well.

I can feel the market forces moving in my mind....Something big will happen soon, prepare your portfolios

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drop all the prices 10% already.

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Anyone else using his full account on highly leveraged cfds on options ? It's really fun

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Got both. But I sure am dumping my oil this week. Fuck another ride to the negative ranges.

just you

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I neeed Kelley in front of my eyeballs right now

So many boomers buying BA stocks not realising it is still going to get cheaper.

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It's funny, retail traders have no idea why it went negative, even though it was plastered across news sites. I'll give you a hint: it starts with "bank" and ends with "china".

My entire portfolio is options and I’ve lost 50% this week. I’m mommy’s little wolf of wall street

If you bought to close to the top you may as well average down now. I don't think oil will go negative again but the storage issue benefits tankers greatly. This is an issue that won't go away until the end of June. Also note that while there may be a spike in consumption there will be hell to pay regarding summer driving season. Too many people dealing with job losses and uncertainty to go pissing gas away.
Tankerbros will make some money but it will take strong hands to do so.

capitulate and buy an index fund you disgusting gambler