In celebration of the impending golden bull run, I would like to request the esteemed gentlemen of this board to honor me with your presence for a very important announcement.
In celebration of the impending golden bull run...
Hold on, bobo is looting the trash, he will be here in a second
I've arrived
Make way everyone, I've got a front row ticket
I'm listening
Ohh, sounds intriguing!
Sorry I'm late gents I had to use the loo. Thanks for waiting
OH BOI OH BOI OH BOI
I see the room has started getting more lively! We are still awaiting a few more VIPs for the night so until then please grab a diet coke or two off the table and enjoy the music.
Please do continue sir.
Running late, I'm be there in a few minutes
Just getting a drink
*AHEM*
*TING*TING*TING*
LOS ANGELES NIGGERS
*AHEM*
FEEL FREE TO ASD ANYTHING ELSE WHILE YOU ARE HERE
THANK YOU
Sirs while we are all here waiting let me tell you about shitcoin.
Checked
Also, nice green ids
*sits down to listen to the announcement*
SECUUUUURRRIIIITTYYY
Hold on gents, on my way
its going to hit 10500 and then going to the fucking core of the earth isnt it?
Thank you for having me good sir
Please feel free to get yourselves some refreshments, courtesy of our dear jannies
sorry Im late
Buy quant to makeit
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Thank you for your patience, ladies and gentlemen!
We have braved many struggles together. We have overcome countless dumps and continued to march on in the face of adversity and have thus been rewarded as we rightfully deserve. On this day, we offer our prayers to our brothers who got BOGGED before they could see the light at the end of the tunnel.
And now, the speech that you have been waiting for!
*AHEM*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK THE CHINKS
FUCK NO COINERS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK THE JANITOR!
Sorry I'm late boys, ran here as fast as I could.
Based
Impeccably based sir
BASED BASED BASED
You have moved me good sir
Longs opened
Terribly sorry for my late arrival good sir, but ABSOLUTELY BASED AND REDPILLED!
OMFG! HE DID IT! HE ACTUALLY DID! I CAN'T BELIVE HE DID HE DID AND I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!!!
PLEASE GIVE US AN ENCORE!