/smg/ - Stock Market General

Good Pizza Edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/compound-interest

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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Thoughts on $GLAD and $ECC?

getting my covid antibody test tomorrow bros wish me luck

i'm going to need to touch more than your butt for the price of a pizza

Post results.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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Stocks are fine. Just keep buying and it will go up.

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Toch this!

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that's a man.

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just no

mmmm pizza slut

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I don't know if pizza has gender, user.

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>uber +10% despite missing on everything but revenue

>makes the same post everyday
post portfolio

You’re the basedfag doomer bear. Get fucked and stay broke

show us your puts so we can all laugh at you

I will in 1-3 days
If it's positive I likely infected hundreds of people at two different airports and in my local town :)

>open any ticker not tech or directly part of Zoomdaq, Boeing Jones, or SPY
>still 30% or more from its previous high
This market is so top heavy its ridiculous

Microbix? MBX?

Im invested, curious to know if it made it to you.

Unsure of who made the test, I'm getting it through LabCorp

I’ll have two number 9's; a number 9, large; a number 6 with extra dip; a number 7; two number 45's, one with cheese; and a large soda.

Doing the Lord's work.

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here are today's puts

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Feels Like Groundhog Day.

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>Losing money for the 10th week straight
>Qty 0
Hm?

Quite a fitting comparison. If we start dropping on open, that'll make it the fourth day in a row.

Cramer was right about ROKU

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Didnt we pump at open yesterday? If anything we had a slump EoD.
Most gains at the moment are made in the futures because the Plunge Protection Team focuses on them.

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i think hes trying to say he sold his puts

i trade. all positions closed by end of day.

Why is she arabspanic?

I feel comfy actually. With KOS, MRO, and EMAN. IM BREAK EVEN THOUGH WE DOWN. Do I'm about to make a shit ton

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PUTS ON EVERYTHING TOMORROW

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Ah.
I just never saw a broker that would show closed positions in the positions tab desu.

This is what I'm doing, holding in this market is crazy.

Yeah, once I posted that I realized I should have clarified. We pumped slightly, then dropped, had another large pump, and then ground out our way to a close below the open in the end. What I meant was if we start dropping on open, and then continue to close lower than the open at the end of the day. It's funny looking at the daily candle being red, but still higher for three straight days.

That was last week.
This week is slightly different yet the same. Crab walks -+1% each day.
Like an airplane engine you can’t throttle up or down.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ikq0iP4F_vE

This week is a trip. Futures pumps every night, yet apart from Monday, market hours rejects it every single day, closing lower than the open twice and actually dropping to a net loss once.

>It's funny looking at the daily candle being red, but still higher for three straight days.
Its obvious market manipulation. I dont really mind it because it makes the market predictable and allows for fairly safe crab strategies.

I just fear enough people will take profits to dump the market at one point.

...Anonymous (ID: qNwr0xPE)
05/08/20(Fri)00:08:06 No.18944951
OH NO
MUMU ARE YOU OK????
ARE YOU OK MUMU!???
AHAHAHAHAHA

So the obious strat right now is buy at close, dump at open

What do you think will happen over the weekend?

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>last time I checked GME it was still an absolute circus
>it might be an even worse circus now
I don't know who is giving these shorts shares.
Need a catalyst
The dump in March was a fear of being the last to collect profits. Now ALL the gains are in tech and the big 3

I dunno what the fuck is going on and I'm glad I'm in cash. This feels all kinds of sketchy.

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just buy the dip!!! everything is just fine!! don't miss out my dear retail investor!!!
buy all the tech stocks at their new ATHs despite destroyed economy!!!
you can make your pennies into a couple of more pennies!! don't miss out!!!!!

How many of you thought MVIS was going to moon today or tomorrow instead of dropping 40%? I know alot of you said it was a pump in dump thats going to drop on Thursday, you people were right but it would've been if you were wrong.

I made another tanker stock general thread.
Trying to contain them there.

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