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Unemployment numbers sky high edition

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Bullish

My REITs are FUCKED.

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>Same GDP by early '22
Wow

FUCKING CRASH, ASSHOLE

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Why does this happen to me, my TSLA puts were a sure thing.

Holy shit sauce me up

I need slightly aged red haired Kate Moore all on top of my penis
(for real)

Fuck you quackfag

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danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2968764
This.

is NAT going to make a comeback within the next week or should i cut my losses i dont want to wait around for this shit for months or years

>a-any second now it will crash

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isnt actual unemployment like 25+%? what is this 14% coming from? jobs lost in just april, or what? we're at 33 million unemployed

>Markets react to devastating US jobs data by going to the moon

Pure autism

We don't know the actual unemployment number other than it's higher than the official numbers, this is normal.

This market is so glorious. Knew we were gonna POOMP today no matter what the numbers. Donnie and JPow dream team got my back homies

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my main man RICK SANTELLI with the heat
aka mr bonds aka 'understands interest rates' aka market Santelli

>he bets against no p/e stocks

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It’s done along with the other tankers, the peak is gone along with contango hype. You might get more dead cat bounces on the way down but it’s unlikely to recover.

SHOW THE MONTH

>The Labor Department said Friday that the economy shed more than 20.5 million jobs in April, sending the unemployment rate to 14.7 percent — devastation unseen since the Great Depression.
>Dow Jones +1.2%

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More unemployed = more people getting that fat $600/wk Trumpbux. Free money.

:)

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What's your too holdings, user?

First time having an unemployment crisis my american friend ?

Here a protip : The gov masks the number as much as possible by using very specific criteria.
Everything is done not to cause panic.

but yesterday we added 3 million more unemployed to a total off 33M? what am i missing here

Theta gang. Been selling puts on SOXL and TQQQ lately. Long some leveraged ETFs too

tfw when I sold this morning because I knew "something" was gonna happen

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They've fucked with the metrics of unemployed so much their numbers are meaningless.

ok, now post 3M

I just learned about the plunge protection team. It is real. Actually real.

In other words, yes futures are being manipulated

>Unemployment rate is actually 5% higher
FUCKING CRASH

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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Well yeah have you had a government official ask you If you were currently employed? Me either. Who the fuck knows how many people aren’t working they pull the number out of their ass.

Had it not been for covid I'd probably be up 50% by now. Sadly only 11%. Still beating the shit out of the market though

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The interesting thing about unemployement is once the PPP loans expire and the companies get their loan forgiven, they'll layoff more people. Some of those people they couldn't afford without the loans anyways, and if the total economy slows then they'll have less need for those people

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How so?

RTX is actually having some slight positive action pre-market. I'll probably ride it out till noon and see where we're going. Did great swinging last week until Friday and had a bad week this week. Trying to end it on a positive note!

READ THE FINE PRINT

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I refuse to believe you’re getting your shit rocked every day faggot

Guys, I have the perfect clown market play. JCP Jun $1c
It’s the pure embodiment of everything that’s been going on here lately

Am I a retard for buying as many cheapies as I can, literally putting all my income into stocks while maxing out my credit card, in hopes that they rebound in the future? I think the potential of my portfolio mooning is greater than the possible interest incurred on my credit card payments that will take me months to pay back anyway. I'm partially unemployed, yet all my income and neetbux goes to stocks now.

all of those jobs are coming back within a couple months
market forward looking

>female unemployment, hispanic unemployment, rate and un-educated unemployment went up more than average

THIS
IS BULLISH

Yeah, very retarded

Needless Markup filed bankruptcy. Good, fuck em

Just two more weeks bro

>But we need more H1Bs!!!

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How have people not figured out that the market, and the economy, aren't synchronized right now? The market in March, at it's lowest point, represents the economy at mid may. The market right now, is representing the economy as if it were mid July, aka, into a slow recovery where the worst is over.

I'm buying calls since my puts are going to lose another 30%+ at open, fuck this market.

Yeah somewhat retarded but smarter than people who max their credit out on tvs and onlyfans and cars. Least there’s a chance of some upside

This but unironically. Companies are trimming their excess staff and least productive people.

credit card rates is 25% per year you retard

Plunge protection team

yikes

>>Dow Jones +1.2%
BASED BASED BASED !!!!!

It's a new credit card, with 0% APR for the first 15 months or something.

What is the interest rate of your credit card?

The problem is recovery of those stocks, which probably aren't even at the bottom, make take years. I mean in 2008 it took like 5 years to break even on average. I doubt you'd outperform what the interest rate on your card would be.