/smg/ - Stock Market General

faked brokerage screenshots edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/compound-interest

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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Someone please tell me I will make it.

Literally all you have to do now is sit in cash and wait for it to crash

you will make it (into my bed (to cuddle) (as friends) (no homo))

U will make it :3

You will (not) make it.

>could have made more money buy just buying the dip from march
J U S T

GIVE ME YOUR BEST GAS STOCK WITH DIVVIES MUST BE UNDER 20$ SO I CAN MAKE IT IN 2025

WASTE STOCKS ARE ALSO GOOD

How is it we have to 290 resistance all week then its suddenly smashed overnight

We will all make it

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Nipponese whisky a yummy.

The fed will keep expanding its balance sheet through 2021. Just buy anything and go long. We are already setting new aths on the nasdaq and SPY will be next.

waste stocks? WM

When people start freaking out again and it starts dropping, buy slowly as it goes down.

>highest unemployment in the history of the metric
>boomers think this is bullish
lmao im beginning to enjoy mr. bones wild ride into the void

Based

dont listen to the redditors, you're definitely not going to make it

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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Spy 400 this summer

FYI, some financials are at prices that are starting to look good. they can drop another 10-30% but there's shit like WFC that is pretty cheap. i wouldn't all in it, but starting VERY slowly now on a select few companies is probably OK.

>removing boomers through Covid 19
>removing boomers from the workplace with lockdowns
>removing boomer assets that aren't just tied into the big 3
Even boomers know that less boomer is bullish. Always

I really hope Yall invested in KTOV yesterday.
+15% already.
Thank you, my anonymous friends of yesterday, your advice was gold.

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you were asking for it bitch

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18MM of these jobs are temporary lay offs. Obviously not all of those will be able to return immediately because of lower capacity and consumer spending but a lot of these people will be able to go back to work.

Zig Forumsbros rate my folio, also what stocks are you hodling?

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...are you ok bobo?

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OH NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS

Is it time to get out of LQD while I still have profit? Very concerned that the fed promised unlimited support and it's been crabbing down regardless

Waiting is the hardest part

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should be a bear fucking the duck

Boomer tier.

>SOXX
Don't you mean SOXL, user?

I’m not a bear but if you’re not worried about a huge movement like that you’re a total fucking moron lol.

>people didn't buy Zillow calls
It's like you hate free money

>18MM of these jobs are temporary lay offs
Thats a neat cope

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Too safe to make money tier

We got too cocky, TSLA short bros

>source: dude, trust me
Nobody knows how many jobs will be lost, but the US government is projecting real unemployment to remain between 10% and 15% through the entire year. Not now, not this summer, through the end of the year, which will obviously last longer at those levels, as well.

too late to buy in expecting a bump?

Sell in May and go away! Miss out on your gains!

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How is it a cope when it's a fact?

Everything tied to the big 3 or tech is near where it was before the crash.
Everything else is still crabbing in the abyss.
This market is so top heavy its absurd.