Uhmm... well biz?

$45k to buy merc dimes. You know the rest.

blowjob hands down. i can choose someone scandalous every year and sell BJ videos for top dollar or make large political plays with them. you could even chop up the video into smaller clips and milk it throughout the year. think about it bros.

think about it

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number 2 is a power move bc i could make the head of blackrock suck me off at a shareholders meeting effectively making me the king of neets

First one no contest.

t. lives in slavland where $1 = 4 Slavcoins

Coomers be like

Does the individual that does the fellating go about the rest of the lives mentally scarred that some cosmic force took over their free will, compelling them to suck off some random user they may or may not know? Would they view this as a proof of a god, and that this diety exists purely for the purpose furthering oral sex? If you told them this was happening because of a choice you made on a Zig Forums poll, would they realize their entire universe doesnt actually exist, as it's really just a narrative construct inside the user's mind that exists only as long as he ponders the question?

the 45k, no contest

t. lives in canada where wages are shit and taxes are high

What's the point of an imageboard where I can't post images? moot fucking destroyed this site.

I'll gladly take the $45K annually for life. I'd never have to worry about making another (((mortgage payment))) ever again. Which will free up about $28K/year to save and invest.

I've had my fair share of oral from lots of different women and there's a thin line between an okay and a great blow job. Even if you're a KHHV, no dick sucking is worth 6-7 figures. You'd get far more head if you used that 45K to get fit, buy nice clothes that fit your properly, go to events, or travel.

blowjob, i can financially take care of myself.

You could buy at least 45 blowjobs, and realistically 3-5x that.

I choose 1990s Pam Anderson, no STDs

45k per year could buy me lots of blowjobs from gorgeous escorts. A hole is a hole, so it doesn't really matter if it's one specific person.

no matter how rich you are, getting a loli to suck your dick will always remain illegal. I choose B.

Money
BJ's have never been particularly enjoyable, might be a circumcised thing idk but it's definitely not something I'd stress over not getting

Blow job.

I'd have Donald Trump do it live on national TV. I would put a go fund me that if it reaches 50 million, I won't televise it.

Imagine getting blowjob tapes of Rothschilds

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I don't know what you heard about me but a bitch can't get a dollar outta me. No Cadillac. No perm. You can't see that I'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P.

when I lived in California I'd go see Korean escorts on the reg. These girls were unbelievably hot, looked like K-pop stars. Most could suck a mean dick too, deepthroat, rimming, the works. And for just $220 an hour. If I had an extra 45k a year I'd be fucking the back of a different girls' throat every night.

wonder if this is a "who is rich" test or something.

I'd prefer the money.

I take the blowjob and I have already planned out my next 30 years as listed below ;)