>reverse image search >it’s official art Holy shit when did Pokémon become so based?
Colton Reed
Zig Forumsness tip, doing the opposite of what I do guarantees profits I'm holding cash so you can do literally whatever you want and make money if you buy something, buy puts, buy calls, go long, everything will print money. I'm not going to FOMO
Brody Clark
You might think you're very smart and bath in narcissism of being a contrarian, but think about this - do you really want the economy to crash and everyone to live in the slums and shit in the streets? Do you want to be a slum king and sit on the throne of litter of dead economy and starving population, just for the satisfaction of your puts printing? Think about the women, who won't be able to afford yoga pants anymore. Do you really want to see them not wearing Gucci dresses and diamond necklaces? Or do you want artificial intelligence, self driven cars, machine-enhanced humans(think how many dicks you can jerk off if you had like 10 good hands)? Think about the fucking colonists. Do you think they came all this way thinking 'oh no we're going to fail'. No. They rode the bull train and fucked those indians out of their home continent. This is America. Stop being gay.
Brandon Thompson
anybody got a cool graphic for companies reporting earnings new week?
>Unemployment numbers the worst since the Great Depression >The job report literally says expect massive job losses to last until at least 2021 >before may, whale sized puts were put on the S&P that expire at the start of June >Oil literally went -300% in a day >Amazon, the posterboy of the quarantine (surely they'd do well!) missed earnings and even stated in their call that they expect a loss in Q2 as well >many big companies miss earnings >the S&P500 is back at 2900, but only large tech stocks which are suprassing ATH are up while other small businesses are still significantly low >Even mainstream news are now openly saying equities and the economy have a huge rift between them >record low volume >88% of the market index gains were in AH or premarket for the entire month of April.
Let's face it. The Plunge Protection Team, a real 'team' created by the US government, is manipulating the futures and gaping us up every day. They are doing this to get more liquidity in the market by tricking investors into thinking everything is better again.
They were originally relying on hopeful news like GILD's new vaccine, good earnings reports, or the economy reopening with minimal damage, but the facts are building up that we have basically dropped a nuclear bomb on the economy on top of what was already a tech bubble.
I fully expect the banks the PPT are colluding with to start going "yeah fuck this" and start dropping out. They were coasting the market under the original assumption things would genuinely work their way out and get fixed and avoid an unnecessary drop in the process. They are getting worse. Look at the lead up to the crash as well. A perfectly straight line up with terrible volume. I believe the PPT anticipated the first drop and inflated the market to minimize the drop. A similar thing happened in February 2018 with a literal exponential jump in the S&P500 before the first drop.
Blake Long
crazy to hold onto this over the weekend? most of my portfolio is in it
>Texas is “re-opening the economy” >massage parlors aren’t allowed to open WHAT THE FUCK WHEELIE MCGEE, I JUST WANT A SMASH FACED ASIAN PIGGU TO MILK ME AAAAAAAH
like if I go to a massage parlor after all of this can I actually get a bj?
Sebastian Brooks
You all will regret not buying EMAN. I have 5200 shares and plan to hold until Wednesday or Thursday prior to the earnings call. EMAN is not the next MVIS or UAVS; rather, it is a potential long.
if you're finding yourself longposting to try and explain why you're bear and doing lots of TA to convince yourself the market is bearish, then you're doing something wrong
Camden Morris
>The old SP500 >The old Nasdaq >The old DoW
Angel King
nvm i got one
Jose Peterson
Everything I said was 100% true. You're in a market bubble and actually going along with the obvious bullshit. Whys is 77%-88% of the market gain in premarket and AH?
Everything cope nowadays. Economy is re-opening and all the 20,5m jobs lost are coming back. Everyone lives their lives as usual and consumer credits will skyrocket again!
Stock market is decoupled from economy, but the stock market always comes back to reality sooner or later.
No not yet, my friend's dad is a finn with a bunch of connections so I hope to get something from him first. I never invest in precious metals but investing in a mining company that is led by a company with a good record and is about to launch operations is pretty damn juicy, getting in early there would be something to brag about if it works out. The problem though is that a company named "Dragon Mining" has been mining gold for a long time and they kept on losing the amount mined annually near the area Otso will mine, they also ran into problems with protests and shit which slowed everything down and forced the government to investigate the site (which then led to more problems and delays). We'll see though, if his dad gives me SOMETHING good I will probably invest in it
Ryder Reed
DEATH TO ISRAEL JEW
Charles Hill
Wouldn't it be fun if there were lewd-based stock market investment options where like if your stock went up, instead of getting money, the CEO and secretaries were all really hot women and if you invested in their company heavily while it was down, and then it went back up, if you owned a certain amount of stock in the company they would do a private video for you or something? Or like, in lieu of dividends you could get customized nudes from employees in the company and the number and rank of them you got the nudes from varied with how much dividends you'd be entitled to? But also there would be a benefits structure for pumping, so like if you owned 5% of a company's shares and it did well and pumped, you could make the qt frosty CEO send you a private video of whatever you wanted, on the condition that if you let it become public you'd be essentially forfeiting your shares back to the company? But on the other hand if you owned 20% and it was a big pump, you could have her fly out to your house just to give you a blowjob, or even broadcast something to the board, the shareholders, or even the general public with your shares in the company and its recent gains giving you "buying power" over how wide the audience would be, if it were live or not, how much nudity or whatever? Imagine investing big into a major tech company and it moons, making you rich and the famous CEO waifu even richer, but the caveat is she has to sit on her desk with the great view of Manhattan, spread her legs and piss her $10K pantsuit on a livestream accessible to anyone who owns at least 5 shares of her company. While singing some meme song or something.
Anyways, I think that would be cool. Thoughts on how we could introduce this?
Brayden Morris
Who's the memer on CNBC? He's said money printer goes brrt and the happening, both in under a half hour
>you only lose when you sell, bro! I’m not a permabear but I’m definitely not going all in with the risk of such a huge downside and (what appears to be) a limited upside.
1. Congress is 99% boomers, who do you think they went to school with? Who do you think they play golf with? Who do you think paysdonates to their political campaigns? Other boomers. 2. S&P500 CEO Average age. 58 years old. These boomer CEOs went to school with boomers from congress. 3. Boomers are YOLOed to the balls into stock market. They are not going to retire with half their net worth wiped out. They are going to push their buddies in the congress to QE the fuck out of this dip. By any means necessary. The younger generation is going to pay for it, but who cares about a bunch of purple haired fembois.
Simple as that. Everything else i.e. longreads from "economists" (a profession as practical as a gender studies degree) is smoken mirrors. The moral is simple: get aboard the boomer train, we're going to the moon.
>He isnt longing the cheapest mcdrones on the market for the incoming vietnam 2.0 >he thinks burgers still use missiles you RTX homosexuals have no clue, no fucking clue
What if the economy does come back quick and your doomposting led you to miss a once in 20 year dip? You don’t know the future
Jonathan Peterson
have sex incel
Jayden Mitchell
RTX: P/E 8.90 KTOS: P/E 130.66
Jeremiah Long
>UBER EPS misses expectations by -98,52 % >stock up 6% I mean i gave up trying to understand but wat? Are investors just looking for ways to burn cash as best as possible?
Jordan Turner
Ok FBI.
Blake Russell
>S&P500 is straight up >the GEX is now straight down uh oh
Jackson Hernandez
I am making my gains while day trading, no perma bull nor perma bear here. Just trying to see things rational and without emtional attachment.
>You don’t know the future But you do? You are ruining your own argument with that random phrase.
Jaxon Sanchez
In minecraft?
David Martinez
'economy is reopening' without coasts the hicklands of the usa are meaningless and ca/nyc are not reopening anytime soon
Hunter Gomez
This whole post was ment as a satire...user...please.
Ian Hall
Viet Nam Electrical Equipment Joint Stock Corp (GEX) is up m8. +0.65%
Caleb Carter
>muh Zig Forums boogeyman you are aware this is Zig Forums, right?
Anthony Torres
did you not learn anythign these past month you stupid phd in finance table reading excel nerd fuck? RTX BEAT ITS EARNINGS AND STILL DIPPED LIKE A WHORE THEY ARE HUNTING YOU BECAUSE YOUR WAY IS REASONING IS UNIVERSALLY ADOPTED RATIONALITY THAT IS EASY TO ANTICIPATE YOU ASKING TO GET FUCKED YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZIER THAN THE MARKET ALSO GOOD LUCK HITTING A PLASTIC DRONE INVISIBLE ON RADARS WITH YOU DILDOS
>Average Zig Forums user Brrrr aka QE doesn't lead to inflation. We are currently in a deflational phase, just for your interest.
Asher Jones
You don't understand, whenever I'm wrong it's because jews, whenever I'm right it's because I'm a genius.
Sebastian Foster
explain
Logan Taylor
You have to be crazier than the market or not crazy at all. Zoom out. When things recover, will a major defense player with a P/E of 8-9 exist? No chance. You're free to play clown market - in 2 years I hope you won't regret it.
Ryder Hernandez
Jew detected
Adrian Jenkins
Great! That means there's economic and market clarity and you can get back into the markets in a month or two. A month or two without gains isn't a big deal if it's the next decade-long bull run. But, if we follow historical precedent and the gravity of the situation finally hits the markets, then there is certainly a lot more downside risk right now. You might have to wait years to break even, even DCA'ing in. What's easier to do, wait a few months for clarity, or YOLO long now? If you got in during March, it's not as big of a deal. You can tolerate a lot more downside risk and either hold or pull out if you feel like shit is really hitting the fan. But for someone jumping in right now, it's much more risky.
No, it's not. There was a huge demand shock we have yet to recover from that will be responsible for some deflationary pressure. Inflation will come, though P/Es are already getting buoyed in the short term, making it a little more difficult to discern reasonable valuations. So, maybe over a few years, but not over a few days, weeks, or months.
Nolan Torres
Drones can be hacked, especially by information technology heavy states like Russia and China. These drones will still be secured with RTX's services because they dominate all defense contracts surrounding IT.
Robert Sanchez
average Zig Forums user has literally no idea how deflation happens. they believe bundles of cash have to be physically burnt for deflation to occur
Robert Fisher
You have brain damage
Elijah Richardson
imagine being a retarded bear who didn't buy the march dip.
>We are currently in a deflational phase Stock prices and food prices are increasing. Gas prices are slowly increasing as well. /smg/ tends to be contrary to realiy. OK, but those two graphs don't seem to correlate or predict each other so there is no point.
sorry, but sounds like bear propaganda. make your case and we'll talk or get fuk
Levi Campbell
stock prices are increasing due to wild bubblish enthusiasm. meat prices are increasing due to literal meat shortages
David Baker
I bought the dip in march and sold now at profit, so yes I expect at least the correction on stonks. Why would I risk holding when the FED got the fuck out of the market?
The GEX did a sharp downturn despite today's rally. I don't think they're going to keep the market up anymore.... They were hoping that good news would normalize the markets but no good news came and now the dark pools are moving their money in anticipation of heavy downward movement.
Austin Perez
>Government bonds down >Corporate bonds down >New bonds have low rates >Stocks go up Ummm that doesnt seem good.
