/smg/ - Stock Market General

A toast to the fed edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/handholding

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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marketwatch.com/story/weve-seen-the-lows-in-march-for-the-stock-market-says-man-who-called-dow-20000-in-2015-and-we-will-never-see-those-lows-again-2020-05-08
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cheers, babe

Why do you guys fall for this shit? F to all the suckers that listened to that idiot shilling TVIX last week.

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Bearcucks on suicide watch.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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buffett meme'd on us

>HCQ has fallen off the face of the earth, even on Fox
Damn, I am jelly of whatever Trump crony got the windfall of the pump from that

>a generic drug was supposed to cause a huge spike
Yeah you are retarded.

did some research into KTOS and the divisions of industry are almost identical to RTX. Why would the Navy or Army diverge from a reliable standard like RTX? The Navy still uses Windows Xp for CWCs sake

have you been panic buying anything in the last two months? guns? ammo? tp? tvix?

>+4.33% today

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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I'm going all in on call credit spreads at SPY 300/301 for 5/15. If I'm right, I'll get a nice 20-25% gain for the week. No way it breaks 300 next week.

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Bros?

Why is Boycott Costco trending??
Am I about to get JUSTed???

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>Claims to have $8,000,000
>$80,000 of gains recorded
>1% gains
>Made fun of me for the "mere" 7% to 8% on my all-time
Top tier trolling, fren. You sure showed us.

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True, but with the level of unemployment we're going to be seeing, it would be unthinkable for there to be no secondary effects. The banks currently have something like a $4T exposure to credit card debt alone, which explains the efforts to lower limits or cancel cards outright. Just one reason, among many, that the banks are hoarding ungodly cash piles at the moment. And there are other issues:

Consumer loan impairment for online lenders reached 12% at the start of April.
>archive.is/rwz4G

7% of mortgage holders are seeking or have sought home loan relief.
>archive.is/FERTj

Take a look at the 90 day delinquency rates on the various debt types. Credit card delinquency has been on the rise since Q3'16, and auto loan delinquency has been steadily climbing since Q1'15. That will no doubt be exacerbated by the unemployment issues.
>newyorkfed.org/microeconomics/hhdc

Me too... but I'm one of those careerless failure-to-launch retards
;_;

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whats the origin of this toast meme

the taller your forehead the more psychic powers you have.
Thats how they can sell the news so well, they can sense it happening like an animal senses a thuderstorm.

that's jerry cantrell
show some fucking respect

Why the fuck is this thread a sticky now? Seriously?

weak bait not even worth a (you)

>United Airlines Holdings Inc. is abandoning a $2.25 billion sale of junk bonds after the deal fell flat with investors on concerns about the planes backing the debt

Yikes

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more... MORE NEWS ABOUT DISTRESSED DEBT!!!

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making customers wear masks

I wouldn't put up with that shit if I wanted to shop there - i'd go elsewhere

If you protest masks you should also protest wearing fucking pants. Only christfag based morality laws make you wear clothing in public.

>jerry cantrell

Is that a fucking drawing of a kakegurui character? Is that fucking Mary?
Fuck I'm such a weeb.

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marketwatch.com/story/weve-seen-the-lows-in-march-for-the-stock-market-says-man-who-called-dow-20000-in-2015-and-we-will-never-see-those-lows-again-2020-05-08
>that pic
kek. did they do it on purpose?

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Is there a low-risk strategy in selling options? I wanna double-dip once I get out of being a speclet.

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It was all ironic shilling desu

Yes we will see those lows in inflated dollars so the lows will be higher than today's highs.

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Especially here on the west coast where it is hot as fuck in the mid 90s. Nobody wants to wear these things

just sell covered calls?

Sell puts on something you want to buy but is currently a bit too expensive. Otherwise (or when assigned), sell calls above or near the possible highpoint. Works much better in normal markets than currently of course, also divvy stocks are a good choice for this because they tend not to grow much, hence have more predictable bottoms and tops.

i can't figure out why i didn't think of investing a bunch of money once i got it from a good job back in 2016. for some reason i just had it sitting in cash (around $50k end of 2016). and i just kept hoarding it until early this year with more being piled on every month. and nobody even told me to invest it, and somehow i didn't get a hint of it from anywhere. and now looking back at it, i've missed literally every opportunity there was, fucking once in a lifetime opportunities. and of course as soon as i did finally invest it, the fucking thing crashes. if i just threw a bit of it into some shitty fucking bitcoins and the rest into s&p, i could have retired by now with over a million. there is not going to be any fucking more opportunities in decades where i could turn $100k into $1 mil in just a few years. i feel like such a fucking retarded failure.
this has ruined my sleep for the last few months and i haven't been more depressed or upset in my life i think. now i'm stuck with a shitty job, and $100k that won't move anywhere for years and by then i'll be too fucking old.
thanks for reading my blog

BCRX user back again. Anyone taken a look? Just letting you guys in on a hidden gem.

Based

Cuck

you a butthurt christfag or just someone who doesn't want to wear a mask?

Just all in holochain and you will make it.

I closed everything out around lunch today. Imagine being bullish right now lmao.

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I'm just not an NPC faggot nor a chink/nigger. Which are you?

le ebin inspect element
math doesnt even add up

>religious = not NPC
top kek, religious people are the brainlets following orders from retarded scammers. that's almost the definition of NPC

Hindsight is 20/20 user, it would have been very unlikely that you would have invested in the right stuff that would make you that rich anyway

>implying i said i was religious
Brainlet

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