Your shitcoin stack is suddenly worth $1 million

>your shitcoin stack is suddenly worth $1 million

what do you do in such an unpresidented situation?

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Go party?

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not selling

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dump half and buy a farm in Lithuania. fucking done. live cheaply, grow food and find a swedish wife, force her to Lithuania to live together and make babies. this is so fucking easy. 500k is enough to retire if you aren't a fucking consoomer clown. the other 500k i leave in crypto and see what happens

didn’t we just have this thread 12 hours ago?

Cocaine enemas

this is why you will never make it

Let it ride

Buy s house with land and 28 lavender grosso plants. Then buy a bunch of everclear and harvest the lavender and infuse it into the ethanol then evaporate the ethanol and sell the lavender essential oils.

Whats your plan?

1m is not enough to do anything so nothing

yeah but how do you even cash it in? can you actually sell all of that shit on Coinbase and actually have $1 million dollars in your bank account, no tax?

It's possible, but very tedious and time consuming. You might also need to pay for "other things" that may or may not outweigh simply paying legit tax

Literally get off the acid immediately
Seek urgent medical attention at psych ward

coom

retard consoomer faggot is what you are. 500k cash is more than most will ever see, if you can't make that work, while have another 500k crypto to play with, you are a failure

yup. cash it in on shitcoinbase, leave the country to someplace affordable and never pay the tax, unironically. it will be cleared in 10 years or so anyway.

First I get a new set of teeth made and installed by a high end dentist in California. I then buy a small 6 acre farm in a Valley, next I buy a Cyber truck and a used pickup with trailer, then I buy some cows and sought after hops to farm. That should cost about $400K the rest I invest.

>My goal is to be an eastern European peasant

making it is having enough. if 500k + 500k crypto to hodl long term isn't enough, you are a kike brainwashed consoomer loser, no question. if you need material flashy shit to make it you will always be a thirsty pathetic faggot

Boofing cock is awesome that warm sensation in your dick and stomach is amazing.

are you kidding? 500k in eastern europe you're in the upper class, especially if you're American. you could buy a beautiful working farm on a lake for 100k-200k and build your own massive estate overtime, very easy

you will never make 1m because your end goals are small minded, you can achieve them with 50k.

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I was joking you fucking nig nog

buy more shitcoins

this u can buy a nice house for a family of 5-8 and 3-6 acres of land for under 500k in rural amarica within driving distance to a major city.

yeah, and you're gonna be a rockstar millionaire right? you've watched to many jew movies you idiot. if i made 35 million i would live the exact same way, wouldn't matter. life isn't about gay material bullshit, you just need enough. you'll never be satisfied when you have 35 million even, you'll keep chasing the same material bullshit, but to the next level. it never ends until you realize what's important in life

true but cost of living is much higher and the society is literally gay and disgusting. but yeah, you could pull it off here too, it's just a bit easier there, i live there part time already it's much nicer all around

imbecile im telling you that you dont need to aim for 1m$ if this is your life goal, just aim lower and you have a higher chance of succeeding, im not judging your goals but your road to the end is terrible.

what would you grow on your farm user

Initiate crab 19

My shitcoin stack was worth $500k during the $20k bullrun.
I shoulda sold user, I shoulda sold :(

Hold for 2mil, then watch it crash to 300k
>true story

how the hell are you supposed to cash it all in? there are daily limits on exchanges and selling to third parties is dodgy

chickens, goats, maybe some cattle, potatoes, cabbage, onion, carrots, maybe some alpacas etc. it's just to keep me busy and to have some supplemental foods to eat and play with. self sustaining homestead would be the end goal but don't mind going to the market once a week to get some food items or trade some of my goods. I'd also be installing satellite internet, solar, massive battery banks, industrial level fuel generator for back up etc etc

gotta hold for billion

never selling

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You shut the fuck up
You get a fucking good (((lawyer)))
A fucking good (((accountant)))
Pay taxes, diversify, live off of dividends
Disafuckingppear

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Wtf do i do with a fucking house lmao u nerd

I got 2 houses and farm anyway... meh