I finally did it boys, I had sex. And before you say this is an off-topic thread I'll let you know this was a business transaction and you're welcome to discuss pricing and market movements.
Alright the girl was quite hot, got a chub the moment she took off her clothes, some young Romanian slut. She earned every dollar, she definitively knew what she was doing. However, I was dissapointed with the vagina. It didn't feel as good as I thought it would. If my hand is 5/10 than a vagina would be 6.5/10 on the same scale. I know it's not up to me since I masturbate rarely and don't have a death grip. Maybe she just had a busted up vagina, oh well. The orgasm was excellent though, which surprised me since the vagina felt just ok. My legs were shaking afterwards. I reckon this could be up to novelty effect and if I had more sex frequently it would wear off.
All in all it was a good business move, would recommend every other incel to do the same as me and get over this. Will I do it again? No. Why? Well it might sound corny, but sex really isn't that much of a deal now that I've had it. It does bring some peace of mind and I can feel a soothing sensation from the fact that I won't be breaking my head anymore over >but how does it feel?
Wouldn't call it /biz material but if it helped you get over some mental hurdles, good on ya. Sex is nice with someone you care about. People who say that tend to have had a lot of casual sex, and aren't starved for human contact. It's like someone by the ocean telling someone who lives in the desert that water is no big deal.
Logan Martinez
so how much did you pay? Was it your pic related?
Nathan Lopez
kek
Leo Robinson
Prostitutes let you fuck raw?
Don't tell me you used a condom, because that's not sex.
Dylan Long
enjoy dying of aids
Ethan Martinez
If these "people" were killed the world would unequivocally be a better place.
Jack Thompson
>I was dissapointed with the vagina. Maybe a man’s butthole is more up your alley
Ryder Clark
>muh love I ain't saying you wrong, but let's be real here. Pussy is pussy, and this girl was fucking like a succubus.
>so how much did you pay? >Was it your pic related? 500$, it's pricy but I don't plan on doing it again so it's ok I guess.
>enjoy dying of aids Condoms nigger, she did deepthroat me without one though. Actually fucking her face felt better than fucking her pussy now that I think about it.
Brody Robinson
>Condoms
Then you haven't had sex yet. You're still a virgin.
Brandon Jackson
>condoms They say fucking with a condom is like smelling flowers through a plastic sheet and I agree.
Nicholas Martinez
you are a virgin untill you impregnate a woman
Landon Nelson
>vagina didn't feel as good as I expected >used a condom No shit retard u felt the latex not the vagina
Isaiah Jones
pussy attached to a woman who actually cares about you is better. infinitely so if you're her first partner (or second, let's be real)
Jason King
How old are you?
Jeremiah Carter
Romanian chicks are hot OP, you did good.
Blake Hall
Don't you feel like you could have done it better though? Like you could use more practice?
Dylan Cruz
500 USD FOR A FILTHY GYPSY ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED???
I was so turned on when this one girl I dated was experimenting with sex moves and going “no ones ever cum inside me before” damn dude
Evan Thompson
>pussy attached to a woman who actually cares about you is better. infinitely so if you're her first partner (or second, let's be real) I actually kind of agree in the sense that having a healthy relationship with someone you love is amazing, and the sex will then be amazing too. But this girl was really fucking fine, believe me she was hot as fuck.
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>Romanian chicks are hot OP, you did good. Yeah she was really something else.
>Don't you feel like you could have done it better though? Like you could use more practice? What do you mean?
Adrian Allen
hot
Ethan Nelson
>What do you mean? When I first fucked a prostitute I felt like I was just figuring it out. Like it came fairly naturally but was still a bit awkward. Felt like I'd need a few more goes to really get it down pat. Maybe just get used to it so it's more comfortable, less nerves.
Isaac Torres
Ignore this JIDF faggot. If you want practice you fuck ugly/fat girls, those are designated practice sluts. Even if you're old they offer themselves up for pennies on dating arrangement sites. I used to fuck this slut that I encouraged to get a few sugar daddies to buy me things, and so she'd stop pestering me for a relationship.
>500$ holy shit in the usa or in europe? romanians are usually known to be avoided but some of them are ok.
Jacob Morales
OP literally not a faget this time. More anons should have sex and the number of cringe threads might go to more tolerable levels.
Hunter Anderson
Yeah I get what you mean, I guess with more practice it would be better, it makes sense. I'm not saying this was a bad experience though, on the contrary. I'm glad I finally got over it.
>holy shit in the usa or in europe? romanians are usually known to be avoided but some of them are ok. USA. I mean yeah I know it's pricy, but I was looking for the best girl I could find. A lot of women doing this are downright ugly/fat/old, at least in my area.
Jaxon Powell
Reminder 125 usd is what that polish girl with an absolutely perfect body/ass takes for 30 minutes (she accepts anal for a fee) in london. Unfortunately had to censor the ass because jannies are sjw cunts.
