Why do you get out of bed in the morning?

Why do you get out of bed in the morning?

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to buy puts before the inevitable crash

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By knowing that humanity will be destroyed by degeneration.

>Why do you get out of bed in the morning?
my back hurts so i need to get up

Because I choose to.

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dog needs a walk

I have no choice

To dab on dumb bears

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wake up and rip my pookie with some fresh high quality crystal methamphetamine

i'm not sure

To play some vidya games (War Thunder and Minecraft). Then later ill meet up with the boys and we'll go out and skate. Also ill play with my new rc car.

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Load up on cheap sqqq you pussies.

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In order to make it and then proceed to anger normans.

Based.

Go to work

To feed my cat then enjoy all the drugs I have bought

i don't have a choice. the markets open early in commiefornia.

Spite

I gotta piss

To smoke weed, watch anime, & shitpost. Im a simple man

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What drives me is the joy of shorting shitty overvalued companies. After constantly losing in the markets trying to go long I realized why not just play the other side and make money instead.

I shave off some of my market profits from shorting and add to the crypto bull market, feels good man.

To be happy

i wish i was dead already

I don't

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Iktf

because i am working on a farm and I'm growing food that will feed my friends and family in time of crisis

Rigggght. I'm down 12,000 in the last week holding sqqq.

To make myself tired and fall asleep in bed early again.

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The penis should receive its own social security and Chainlink wallet.