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I own tsla stock, whats gonna happen?

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u finna die

Fuck elon to hell

>loses the juicy Cali subsidies
>Stock tanks
>Suddenly no money
>Kicked off the board of his own company
>mfw

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based Nelo

Hey guys. I was told to use a trip, but I don't know how, lol. Anyway, Tesla is a scam. I've stolen all of your money and I'm moving to China where ripping off non Chinese citizens is neither a crime nor an extraditable offense. See you never, suckers!

Fuck my state

Fuck you kike supporting Tesla satanic nimwit

Texas offers more subsidies?

I went all in last week noooooooo

We were supposed to enjoy the weekend AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>zero state income tax
>low chance of unionization
Bullish

sell it, buy NIO instead

The chinese are going to steal all of tesla's intellectual property like they do with every foreign tech company that sets up a branch in china. They take that jacked tech and outcompete tesla because elon was stupid enough to build a plant in china. TSLA will go to zero. You have been warned.

>juicy Cali subsidies
You mean leave a corrupt, bankrupt state that will start seizing private companies to pay for illegals?

Also this. I dont understand how companies still want to move manufacturing there when everyone knows Chinese government is going to fuck them?

All Tesla's patents are open source. They don't give a rats ass if China tries to copy them. They are making hundreds of millions from the Shanghai factory.

Good luck catching up, innovating and hiring engineering talent at the same rate as Tesla.

>but muh china copying the product
You do realize that branding means something right? Who do you think is going to buy an off brand EV from China over a Tesla?

The CCP think so. They have several electric car companies waiting on the sidelines.

nothing will happen because mayor nuisance will cave

If Elon's really thinking 10 or 20 years ahead, this is probably just a pretext to make sure he's not fucked over by a split of the US.

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CCP doesnt need to catch up. First they make companies bend the knee to CCP (Acti-Blizzard). If they don't obey, they just steal it, make a shitty copy and pretend its better, then promote the sale of fake version and suppress the real one (Apple vs Huawei). They've been doing it for decades.

Well he did tweet out recently that the stock was too high. This should help with that

Ok, let's say that these several split up, small and unorganized EV companies in China eventually catches up. How many years should that take? Three, five or more like seven to ten years?
By then it will be too late. Tesla will have massive market share, and these Chinese companies will not even be close to solving Full Self Driving, which Tesla will have WELL before the end of this decade.

And even if all that were to crash, Tesla is still executing on solar and battery solutions for clean energy. Making billions of dollars from the sun that is generating free energy.

>18977452
Does it fucking look like Huawei has the same market share as Apple? No, I didn't think so.

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The cars he’s making in China are for the Chinese market. I’ll let you mull that over brainiac

Good, more brand exposure for Tesla in China.

Who would have thought the Chinese brand sells the best in China?
>inb4 Chinese market
Yes, thats exactly why companies moving to China, they are trying to sell in China, to get at the Chinese market. It was a lie from the beginning.

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>how long...
Zero. One of the few advantages of a command economy.
>hurr durr, solar
retard

It's going to 20k in Jan 2024 and then correct itself down to 3k.

Rest in peace

He won't. It's like the Amazon second headquarters bids, just for show.

Do I have to pull out a cheat sheet for you to put the pieces together?

You can have as much of an advantage as you'd like with a command economy but if you DON'T have the engineering talent or the actual tech that is required to mass produce the car and self drive the vehicle...well, you're fucked.

Also, if the Chinese wants to solve Full Self Driving before Tesla they are somehow going to have to produce new and better cars at a faster rate to catch up with Tesla's lead in data volume. Good luck.

>hurr durr, retard
You're a hack, and you lack vision.
If you don't want to have solar energy for your house that reduces your energy bill from these other shit monopoly energy companies then I just don't know what to say to you.

Short grannies about to be killed by Elon.

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>pretending like mass producing an EV and a phone is the same thing

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based

>Comparing cars to phones
You break your phone you buy a new one
You break your car you fix it

You retards always have "illegals" on the brain, but never care about the uber-rich who offshore nations of wealth and legally evade taxes