I havent got my dick sucked in 3 years

when will this rona horseshit be over so I can get laid again?

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but coronavirus has only been 3 months user

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Try 10 years buckle up son it's gonna be a long ride.

The last time I got a bj was from some 55 year old white lady in feb

kek

i gave up on women but now that Im forced to stay inside I changed my mind I WANT COOCHIE AGAIN! what if they never open back up I cant take it anymore

>sex

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I got blown by an asian chick a couple months ago. It was meh. She was annoying, so we really haven’t talked unless it was for a hookup. She litterally had nothing else to offer as far as value.

It'll be 10 years for me if I don't get sucked before October - and my life is a mess so that's not gonna happen.

Just suck your own dick bro

So every woman then

Kek

>Tfw this lockdown has taught you your girlfriend is a government lemming who listens to the government instead of coming over and fucking you
>Tfw you have slowly grown to resent her more and more
>Tfw she's losing weight and going from 10/10 chubby fat ass to another generic normal sized cunt

Woooo just kill me now desu

reminder if you dont have friends you will never have a woman. They care about your personality and social status above literally everything else

top kek

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>I can be your girlfriend tonight, user.

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>You do have a bag dont you?
>Its ok Hetty, I'll pull out
>SSSSHHHHLLLLUUUURRPPPP
>Oh God COOOMMMINGGGG AHHH
>No user! My motor!

>start successful online business 4yrs ago
>gf is jealous of me, complains about her job all the time
>gf eventually quits job against my advice, citing stress
>says she'll start her own online business
>doesn't do shit for 1.5+ years, drains her savings
>starts applying for jobs in Sept 2019
>Feb 2020 she finally gets a job offer, pays $90k
>coronavirus hits, job offer rescinded
>I'm already at the end of my rope, Ive seen her 24/7 for almost 2yrs now
>every interaction im resentfully seething but put on a happy face
>praying this nightmare will end soon
>yesterday she randomly bursts into tears while on her phone
>"I got a job offer 2 weeks ago but didn't check my email, I missed the deadline! wahhhhhhhhh!"
>resist the urge to put my fist through the wall / her face

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Kick her out you

>gf is jealous of me
Can someone please explain this phenomena. It used to be that women were supportive of their man and wanted them to be very successful. NOW men are somehow oppressive and evil if they do better than the woman financially. Cuck this game man. Everything is kiked. Ain’t no peace to be had.

Clown World 2020 edition // electroviral bug-out Baggie

>This is a society
>a society on the road to neofeudal serfdom
>#YangGang
>#n337buxxx
>#thot_economy

We Babylon Nao

Well I guess I’m dying alone then. I only have like 3 friends that I see a couple times a year

Hire someone. Or call your mom. ...or show an Asian girl your Suterusu balance.

I know you're making a more general point, but in my case, she was jealous of the lifestyle. She'd have to be up at 630AM, out the door by 8AM. Sometimes I'd sleep til 10-11AM. I could travel while working, whereas her job was very restrictive for taking holidays. Shit like that.

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>she's losing weight and going from 10/10 chubby fat ass to another generic normal sized cunt

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Me too, user. That's how you know this house arrest is communist ideology. Those ugly motherfuckers can't get laid themself, so they don't want anyone else to get laid. "Reduce the population, climate change, carbon footprint so no fewer babies,..." Commie bastards trying to turn everyone into coomer bastards.
Oh and fuck everyone who disagrees. You deserve 5 years in jail.

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ready to get banging again. did no fap nov and quarantine stress made me fail about 125 days in. ready to shoot a hot load down a semen demon's throat again. shouldnt be hard to find some slut on tinder post quarantine who is ready for the same.

Then stop the relationship and walk away. Nothing good will come off hanging in there, neither for her nor you.

Back in the times, women had zero perspective outside of marriage. That was great for us guys, but not so much for them.
Also: back in the time, men were supposed to actually provide, not sit around half the time playing vidya or with our dicks.

I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 16 MONTHS

KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

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