Leaves California in shambles

>leaves California in shambles
Hello, based department.....

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he's still hoping he can escape to mars and leave the planet in shambles. now that's what i call based

Is California the frat house of the U.S

No, its that weird hippy guy who keeps giving you socialist leaflets but your nice to him because he held the door for you that one time

California is a Mexican shithole.

It's actually a scaled down version of the US. Rich coasts with stunning poverty and insane city government and poor agricultural heartlands with junkyard America in-between

>t. has never been to california
it’s really not as bad as you drama queens make it out to be

I lived in the bay area for 2 decades.

it suckz but is a retard as well

Que pasa, amigo?

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>outlawed in Texas

Have fun musky

Forgive me Zig Forums I didn't realize he was this based.
I am unironically buying TSLA Monday.
t. oldfag boomer

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Never admired Elon more than now. Fuck leftists.

>elon leaves cali
>stock jumps 10%

Damn, I always though Musk was a lying scumbag but it turns out he was based af all along

They will unban Tesla pretty quickly once he really wants to move production there. Texans aren't THAT dumb.

>larps as Bob Page
>loves Alita
>gf likes loli hentai
>now this
El basado

>No, its that weird hippy guy who keeps giving you socialist leaflets but your nice to him because he pays for everything

FTFY

More like california left him in shambles. This nigga is broke all his net worth is based on his overpriced tesla stock. Probably why he has to sell his house lol what a cuck

Whatever your take on the Wuhan sniffels, is he starting to lose it? His tweets have become unhinged lately

The Bay Area or the Gay Area? Amirite

Hos net worth double in like 6 months cause his company is a meme and it will eventually come crashing down and he will known as the loser who lost over half his net worth so hes quickly trying to liquidate and sabotage his tesla stock

>creates a company that colonizes mars
>retarded humans eventually destroy Earth
>only option for survival is to beg Elon for an open slot in the colony
>becomes savior of the species
Is this man quite literally the most genius person to have ever lived??

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No but you're the most retarded. Hes all talk. He was supposed to have a base on the moon and underground tunnels in every city by this point

why because you live in redding or some shit ? california is a hellhole unlike no other. worse than florida at this point. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT !

What makes texas/nevada so appealing for him if he chooses to leave ca?

I just left CA after 3 years, and it felt like every other car on the road was a Tesla. Here I am in the south for 3 months and haven't seen a single one.

If he actually planned on moving his factories and losing almost all of his base buyers he wouldn't have tweeted it.

It was simply a threat no one listened to except fag OP

By the way, CA could survive perfectly fine as a separate country, more so than whatever bumfuck part (im guessing south or midwest) that you're from.

Keep consuming our popular media though, the state export and money maker (along with weed)

Tesla already has factories in Nevada, not sure about Texas. Its a baseless threat

This, can’t believe how much biz sucks Elon’s dick. He’s a cuck to his ugly girlfriend. Imagine leaving this for literal sewer rats like Azelia banks and grimes.

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>Keep consuming our popular media though
except that no one is anymore. hollywood was kill before the wu flu. now it's like it never existed

>except when you realize most people leaving just can't afford it, differ in political ideology, or muh mexico invasion

How could California survive on it's own you have no water