BLACK MONDAY

ARE YOU READY FOR THE WORST DAY IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY?

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It’s not gonna be that bad. Printer go brrrrrr.

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it won't crash until Tuesday or Wednesday

>toner low

>-0.03%
Oh no its fucking ogre

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bobo
are you ok?

It's all according to plan.

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You have said that every week since mid march

Futures are up tho.

I keep seeing this lately wtf! Im waiting for my sell calls to expire so I can gtfo half my position (wanted to do this before this stuff started appearing) but at this rate Im gonna be stuck holding bags!!!

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Underrated meme

10/10

The type of meme that would take several minutes of explanation to a normie and they might still not get it.

We did this last week user... it’s getting kind of old man

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This troll was stale every sunday for the last 8 weeks.

But you posted it anyway.

kek

Hahaha people will see this and not even check the futures

Can you explain the last one?

Why do you think this will happen?

this happens every monday

ya nobody thinks this soooo enjoy that thought

Microsoft filed a patent for an implant that mines cryptocurrency based on physical movement. The image is from a black mirror episodes on a similar concept “15 million merits”

is this a black mirror reference?

>it won't crash

You were right at first

kino meme

Saved.

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kek

That's what I thought but why does it make a "zirrr" noise?

Really...this again? Didn't you say the same last week...and the week before...and the week before...?

Damn I'm honestly too scared to get into anything other than penny stocks these days. Weird times, lads

y'all niggas said this last week and im up like 9% in one week lol

>netflix meme

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