/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Sunday afternoon smug edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/futures/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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youtube.com/watch?v=I2tuh_Pfknk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

I'm going to buy Draft Kings and sell calls. The premiums are insane.

I don't respect Jews bros

xth for TADA BANRI

I'm 95% sure I will wake up to S&P futures at 3k

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Bobo retards will still be coping when S&P hits 4,000 in 3 months
>CLOWN MARKET! FED MANIPULATION! AAAAAAAAAAAH

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I only respect cunny and inverse ETF holders, bros.

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>All futures green
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>+0.05%
there will never be another red day in our lifetimes

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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I assume an attempt will be made at open. Push it up there, see how it feels, see how much selling comes through in response.

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FUTURES BLOOD ZERO
ONLY SNIBS ALLOWED ITT IN THIS THREAD

Is it possible to check how other indexes are doing to get a read on how the US markets will perform next day. I'm looking at Ibovespa which is bright green but then Bank Nifty tells me tomorrow will be catastrophically red. Which one is right.

baka only half of wanted daily gains so far, Ima go hibernate, crabs better do smthn

At $23.45 a pop, you would be retarded to do this. That garbage could dump to $10 tomorrow.

earl ain't green son

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Last week was tough for lean hogs, but I have a good feeling about the week ahead

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>futures dip every weekend
>green the rest of the week
pottery

other markets follow the US, not the other way around

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumus

Have there always been black IDs? I’m a 2008 newfag and I swear that I have never seen one before...

Pls respond

Usually. Things have been funny about that the past few weeks. Sometimes I swear US markets decided to follow the Nikkei for some reason.

>Zoom
>Uber
>Lyft
>Beyond Meat
>Tesla
Yes, Draft Kings is a shitty company, but that literally doesn't matter.

investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Anyone look into PLD before? I'm just skimming this.

s22.q4cdn.com/908661330/files/doc_financials/2020/q1/20Q1-PLD-Supplemental.pdf

We'll attempt and fail 3k around 6am tomorrow morning, after which we'll open at 2975. We'll try and fail again during the market hours, and crab for the rest of the day. All hail the crab.

i actually feel bad for bobos but hey it would be weird for trannies to have retire early being financially stable dreaming about that NEET life.

denegerates

Bull market continues! Record unemployment! Farmers throwing out food and milk in mass quantity! Priced in! Just turn on the printer!

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>even russell 2k green now
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Beyond meat
Went to buy food today. The meat was fucking expensive and there wasn't much of it, but still no one touched the beyond meat

i have no idea why im doing and i bought a lot of RTX and BAM because /smg/ told me to

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that isnt black, its Purplebrown

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Post yfw you realize you now live in a post-scarcity utopia and UBI is being implemented through the wellspring of infinitely rising equities prices and every company will march forward and up towards the heavens with grace and elegance while every human is finally allowed to transcend the material plane and finity is dismissed, left, forgotten in the oblivion of history.

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Yep. Beyond Meat is a total joke. Its literally pure hype from doing "deals" with big distributors like McDonalds which will go nowhere. The real money will be made when someone figures out how to grow real meat in a lab without animals.

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Respond to what?

I think I know what's happening

Everyone is making money - some people are making even more from their government relief checks than they were working and they're not spending money on random shit, bars, take out, etc. because most of that was shut down by corona. So people are effectively being forced by circumstances to save. Some of that is going into destroying credit, and a lot of it is not being spent, so it's causing deflation and unemployment. Anyone who isn't paying down debt is putting their savings to work, which means buying stocks. People who have never had the cash to invest are are probably the ones mindlessly pumping Tesla, Netflix, Amazon, AMD, Disney, ETFs, etc. Institutional investors are looking at the market and seeing a bunch of overpriced crap which is why you see so many people with large cash and gold positions.

That means while in the real economy there's a depression with deflation and unemployment, there's a growing stock bubble being caused by unaffected people who are suddenly cash rich.

So what does that mean? Well that means whatever the next mass-psychology event is (maybe a second wave of corona), it could cause the market to bottom again from retail investors panic selling.

Impossible where it at, but lab meat is neat too.

Should I invest in potatoes and become a potatobro? Lamb Weston is looking dangerously cheap.

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>dow futures down 5 points
>BLOODY MONDAY MARKET CRASH IMMINENT

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Cool vid on effects of stimulus
youtube.com/watch?v=I2tuh_Pfknk

post scarcity but no one can get a korean gf

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Nice, I got Mom ID on mother's day. I got her Boiling Crab too, feelsgood.

>Newly cash rich retail is trading futures.
Everyday is a new gap up, followed by happy fun crabby time. Retail is contributing very little to this.

yeah and get CVGW for avocados

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Retail is PEANUTs. There are a few exceptions, namely airlines and cruises, but for the most part they are irrelevant to the market movement.
Repost from last thread:
>Passive investing index and ETF funds have rebalanced their positions back into their holdings. They don't care about how any one of the components work just that they need to get their overall market movements again.
>The past month has been these funds getting back into the market because, as some of them are pension funds or municipal bodies, etc. and they can't just "sit in cash". This is the "recovery" which has simultaneously dropped volume and made everything feel overpriced despite being back to where it was in Feb if its TIED to one of these indexes. Look outside, especially to the small caps, and you will see nothing has happened since mid April. People "bought the dip" there but volume has plummeted there too.
>Boeing, Zoom, Disney, etc. are all "protected" because they are valuable as part of the index package. These passive investors won't really bother them about mismanaged funds, or lack of dividends, or whatever. They just need that green line to go up.

The "missing" market cap from February are all the long FA investors that aren't going to discount Q2-Q4 like some sort of shitcoin.

This duck post is clearly counterfeit

ETF bubble popping when?

Do mumus think they can keep inflating the prices of steel, land and corn using paper?

Now that I think about it, what is the downside of market being -30 for someone like blackrock? Aren't etf managers making money either way?

check the 1 minute candles on spy futures
i wonder who buys like that, hmmmmm

Delicious bear cope

Lab meat will literally never go anywhere

>uses fetal bovine serum so neither vegetarians nor vegans will want it
>too resource intensive for environmentalists
>too expensive compared to factory farmed meat for the rest

/CLM20 you BITCH

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Some ETFs don't even hold the assets they claim to, the owners of the ETFs are beneficial owners, which means they get the dividends but don't actually own them. Most ETFs are composed of stocks and bonds borrowed from pension funds and the ETFs are a shares in this beneficial ownership arrangement.

only if clients are panic selling for cash when the lose their job, then brokers lose AUM

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Good goyim, buy the stocks. Nothing will go wrong!

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>investing.com screenshot from your phone
i'm convinced

Steel prices will always be inflated because of politics