/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Bears in suicide watch edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bears/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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>Sven Henrich (@NorthmanTrader)
>Guy Adami, Dan Nathan (CNBC, Fast Money, etc)
Good stuff, real back and forth arguments, not just an echo chamber

AAAAAAAH BIG RED CANDLES

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First for blood red premarket ..
First for BLACK MONDAY

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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wow how much is that, 900$? wow that guy must be really rich.

You guys said this last week too

More than you.

>Last week
>Green
Yeah, totally wrong there.

imagine simping a guy you don’t even know online, and then getting absolutely obliterated to boot

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Henrich the perma bear who goes on CNBC to spout FUD? These are all just TV talking heads, do they even say anything worth hearing?

I am subbed to his twitter and whennever he pops up in my feed it's always smug bullshit that would lose me money if I took it seriously.

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Weak bait not even worth a (you) poorfag

Nah 900 is nigger rich which means he is a bitch made nigger

You said this Sunday. You said it would be the bloodiest Monday in history. You said we would experience a second leg of the downturn. Nothing happened the entire week

Dont forget you still have time to sell in May and go away!
>its not too late
>this is real life nigga
>protect yo damn neck

Gilgamesh memes are the only good thing to come from that

maybe unlimited printer works too

>friendly reminder that excalibur is shittiest waifu in existence

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Trannies SHOO! This is a conservative general!

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Why on Robinhood

Go fuck yourself and your though index
Go fuck yourself you bitch made nigger. Obviously kites were the slippery slope to degeneracy personified.

Let me post my fake portfolio to impress random people online xD

No one cares.

I didn't say shit. You're mixing me up with someone else.

it has an appealing ui

What are you guys gonna do when you make it? Me? I'm gonna start living life.

Because he can't afford a real broker. Do you really think people invest more than $20,000 on some meme App? That image is edited.

Imagine not having bought every stock/fund on your wishlist here on the day that it is declared that the Kung Flu (mild cough) scare is over. This has been possibly our only chance ever to ride up with the big guys.

How much money are you losing you little gayboy?

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>Let me post my fake portfolio to impress random people online xD
cope

2 chicks at the same time

Post your positions, then. And don't post them in 5 hours after you finished editing them.

Just stop responding to him, the kid is no more than 13. Filter his ID, that's what I did.

massive cope

What have you got against kites man

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the "depression" was priced into the march dip. J shaped recovery now. bears on suicide watch.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Futures are so manipulated at this point, nobody is hoding it anymore, but they are 99% of the daily movement.

>Do you really think people invest more than $20,000

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Buy property in Northern Arizona and move most of my shit up there for retirement with what is left of my family.

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>on some meme App?

Don't just chop off the end off like that, user. You're not a Rabbi by chance, are you? If so, give me back my foreskin.

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more like l shaped

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OH FUCK

ITS 13F WEEK EVERYONE!!!
GET READY TO SEE WHAT RENAISSANCE, BAKER BROS, BERKSHIRE, ETC HAS BEEN BUYING AND SELLING!!

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More of the same, strict self improvement 5 days a week, dopamine addict on the weekends.

NO... THIS PEPE, IT CAN'T BE
WHY DOES IT FEEL... GOOD?

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What's the best trading app to use?
Currently on RH, wondering if there's something better.

>he doesn't use his dopamine system to reward him for good behavior and build an addictive cycle that associates positive actions with positive feelings

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There's an entire group of retards on Reddit who take pride in going into six-figures of debt over some scheme. All of them use Robinhood.
One allegedly is why box spreads are a ToS violation on the app now.

My cousin schlomo will trade your whole savings for you goyim.he ll buy you some good facebook stocks

That sounds like what he's doing though. I try to do the same thing. Eat healthy and work out during the week, splurge and get drunk on the weekends. Friday nights are amazing because of it.

Whatever you bitch made niggers are hanging around my nuts to get a taste. I bet you are Bearcucks who lost their top like an aftershock.

Td nigga

>nikkei and futures still green
>everyone in this thread talking about bearing
are you guys lying to me

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What did they mean by this?

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