*ahem* (clears throat) *ting ting ting!* May I please have your attention for I have an important ANNOUNCEMENT to make tonight! You don't want to pass this one folks!
*ahem* (clears throat) *ting ting ting!* May I please have your attention for I have an important ANNOUNCEMENT to make...
I'm all ears
While we wait for people to tske their seats, please help yourselves to our buffet tables, we are serving steel reserve and chicken tendies. Please enjoy the food gentlemen !
Whoa! Big crowd here today folks. We're still waiting for some VIP guests to arrive and security had to deal with someone giving out free redpills in the women's bathroom. So please wait for a minute while we build up the momentum here.
Uhm excuse me, is this the announcement for the new Avengers movie?
Hello fren. Thank you for the delicious hors d'oeuvres. Truly a beautiful spread. I await your announcement with eager ears!
waiting for your forthcoming announcement, my good man
The onions truck is parked outside next to the cuck conference sirs, security will escort you out
Fuck niggers
No need to call security. I'll take care of it myself. Please come with me
I wonder what could the announcement be
Uhm, I don't approve of this toxic behavior
Wonderful day to be alive lads. Let us proceed.
*throws glass of wine in your face*
Speak man, we're all horny with anticipation.
Bought your gf, nothing personnel
hello fren, i wait patiently
Massa b a good man. Mubuta is listen you.
I’ve gathered the gents in the smoking lounge, we are eagerly awaiting the news my good man.
Thank you good sir! And now, for the announcement you have all been waiting for:
FUCK NIGGERS!
FUCK KIKES!
FUCK TRANNIES!
And most important of all....
FUCK THE JANITOR!!
Jolly good, jolly good. Hurry to our seats, mustnt miss this.
My word.
hear here!
And FUCK Bobo the bear!
BASED, THEY LITERALLY DO IT FOR FREE LMAO
How can someone be so BASED?
I’m here I trust the announcement and analysis will be utterly enlightening and insightful
I’m am in a state of high anticipation
Bother, appears we're a day late and a dollar short. Bring the carriage Jeeves.
I don't feel so good Mr frog...
Somebody had to say it!
Truly based.
gents, raise your glass.
I´m sorry for being late, there was a lot of traffic
Thank you for the overwhelming response gentlemen! We have an open mic here on the floor, please come up and have your say gents!
fuck china
Gentlemen apologies for the late arrival
But what I did catch of the announcement was utterly glorious
stunning and brave
UHMMM UHHH I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I WILL BE REPORTING YOU TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR HATE SPEECH
No problem sir, the crowd is still up and lively here