/wsb/ 10x their money trading options

> /wsb/ 10x their money trading options
> Zig Forums is waiting for the gay halving to pump their bags

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80% of options expire worthless

>can literally make myself a millionaire by changing some text in browser source code and fish for reddit gold
lmao

The point is to sell them for a profit, not exercise them you fucking retard.

you can't change robinhood numbers retard

>retard gambled with 250k and made 750k
you can achieve the same thing at a casino

lol

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FUCKIN BASED. what would you do with 90 million? I would probably do a kilo of coke and then hang myself

>Aaaa I refuse to believe that actual millionarinos browse Zig Forums!
>You’re supposed to all be inferior loser NEETS! NOOOOOOOO!

I live a simple life, physical things bring me no joy anymore. Sold a bunch of stuff recently.

Why do you still invest? Seems like you made it user

I hope your son stays healthy desu

Omg! Is this real??

There's nothing else to do with money. I just split it between different brokerages but dumped a lot into RH because I'm lazy.

Can I have your money then? Physical money has no meaning to you

Your moms pussy is worthless but the boys and I still hit it

Also congratulations guys. The goal for me is to have a portfolio like yours someday. Any good investment tips?

>+$460,000 today
Life changing money for most Americans from a 0.5% bump. Crazy

I guess I enjoy managing my money, I don't really buy stuff though.

Hoi user!

Sorry, huh? I'm waiting for CKB to 100x.

you should do some charity my dude

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>my dude
Dropped ZOOMER trash

I donate a lot, helps with taxes too. I genuinely like giving though.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL MY LARP OUT HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO SHILL MY SUBREDDIT???

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I would probably hang a kil of coke and then do myself.

give us some tips then. give us some calls.

I’ll send you nudes of my girl for a paltry 150 of that

Fake pic it's not after hours

Did your social circle change when you have all these money? (assuming you earned this through trading from the bottom)

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user you don't remember me? It's me your best friend!

Options decrease in value rapidly. The people that make 20x or more on options are people that gambled on short term OTM options and got lucky. 9 times out of 10 you lose everything.

Dark theme, but yes this screenshot is from yesterday.

Buy Bitcoin for now

I didn't tell anyone. I just larp a finance worker. Like I said I don't spend a lot on materialistic nonsense.

No

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No savings to buy a bitcoin. Saving for one at its current value would take me years. Wat do

How have you not went all in LINK? Do you hate the idea of being a billionaire?

I seriously doubt this is real. I don’t even think you could withdraw that kind of money from Robinhood. If you had that much money you wouldn’t trust it with a shit app like them