/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Fuck you retards are lazy, why do I have to make a new thread every time edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/lazycunt/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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I bought bonds today. Did I do it right?

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W is nearing the end of its short squeeze.

I wish I had enough cash freed up to short AMC this morning.

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LEG DOWN WHEN

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Second for cunny

EMAN
RTTR
MVIS

>party time

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Do the DEW Dividends Every Week

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ndx green, sp and dow crabbing as usual. not very strong market in dow currently, volume hoyyyyvering. nikkei and jpy gaining. gold and oil crabbing while bitcorn is 'halvening' :pp

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everybody is mad
this is great

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Fuck the crab.
By the way, I hope you are ready for ALL the market movement to be in the first 30 minutes afterhours again

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ELON FUCKS NEWSON
CALI BTFO

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If ET moons to new heighth after earnings, i'll probably sell. It it crabs or crashes, i'll hold onto it

Nice fish, brother

>My wife's Bvll got fucked today... and in a really good way

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Where are you ET user!? Why should I buy $9 strike calls!? You kept harping on about it and your only logic is the large buy order. Idk if its a good idea to buy or just get rid of the few contracts I got as the only logic Im seeing is the large buy order suggesting something.

a similar platform for options for euros ? IB is just horrible and saxobank options suck ass, degiro is shit, any fellow eurofag ? i need smth like TD Ameritrade

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lmao whats going on

>they can open next week
>they are already making cars
>we'll investigate breach of order

>cnbc.com/2020/05/11/business-execs-see-signs-of-recovering-in-april-after-bottom.html

Back to normal. Bobos will never make it. We will never ever retest previous lows, you fucking deluded bears.

I make $45k a year and I set half of that aside for investing, how I transition to living off stonks without going to work?

I never suggested for anyone to buy calls

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Only if they mature in 2022 or later.

bobos literally NEVER win
when will they learn?

ET user here. I changed my mind to $12 calls exp May 15

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DOOMP EET

>why do I have to make a new thread every time edition
Because you're good at it. Daym son nice image. I doj t even trade stocks and I clicked on the thread.

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Thank you brother

ETF user from last thread here.

So let's say I forget about the ETFs I just bought today. What's the best way to go about purchasing additional shares?

I know people do stuff like dollar-cost averaging but that usually doesn't happen for growth based things like ETFs that usually slowly and steadily go up right? So do people just buy after a quick dip then forget about it until their next investment opportunity (say, like a monthly paycheck or a yearly bonus comes in)?

And yes I understand that stocks won't always go up forever (ie. VTI taking nearly 2.5 years to recover from the 2008 crash) so even though ETFs aren't a 100% future proof method I still would like to keep investing into them whenever my savings allows for it. So yeah, what's a good way of deciding when to buy ETFs?

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Never. Even if they are broken and lost everything they have a new excuse.

run the wheel on a stock you like
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>REFR

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>NOOOO ELON SAMA! PLEASE DONT LEAVE! ILL LET YOU BUILD YOUR CARS AGAIN! I BEG YOU DONT GO!!!!

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thats bullish

Lmao idk if ur really him. Whats the suggestion i got like 10 minutes.

Lmao

For once I agree with Twitter. Elon should run for governor. They elected the Terminator, why not him

>that QQQ and IWM gap
tip for some of you retards: look back what happened in february to both of these indices

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wtf Zig Forums you told me to sell this may. yet everything I sold is still going up

>implying cars will ever be built

I already aired my plan
But do what you want

finna bouta strangle that shit (in fact i already did)

pump eeet

Thanks brah, ill check this out

>NORDSTROM INC 5% 2044
>ROYAL CARIBBEAN 7.5% 2027

BRANSON WANTS TO SELL SPCE

You never time the market. That's the golden rule of investing. Just google that term and you'll find plenty of resources.

lets go volatility!

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so wtf happened today? from +1% to -2% to 0%? why the fuck? weren't things supposed to be ok?

DCA is basically way to utilize a lump sum of money over a period of time. Studies consistently show that time in the market is > timing the market.

Some consider continually putting in new $ as DCA (i usually consider it that) but consistently buying ETFs is going to put you in a better position than waiting for dips to buy

I put money in the market twice a month, every pay check. don't think twice about it because I don't care about the immediate market reaction but if I'll get a decent RoR over the next decade

Divvy-Expert: I just received an unexpected $5k cash windfall from work, and want to start divvy investing for LONG term.

I'm leaning towards SPHD divvy blend, but what would you invest in. I see your chart, but I have read that investing in divvy stocks near their scheduled payouts is usually not the best plan because they drop right afterwards....

Any advice? I'm not a high roller, but I plan I sitting on this for at least 10 years.

How do you do your divvy DCA investing over long term with respect to this chart?

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I'm not seeing the relevance, are you saying they diverged or crashed or what?

y-you're joking right?
how many cents on the dollar?

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FRO has great divvies

Pretty cheeky pump and dump that company was then

>shorting a potential buyout
You have no idea how risky that is, you're lucky you don't have the cash because if AMC is actually bought by Amazon you will be probably a mil in debt.

I have things set up so that I make an automatic purchase once a month on a specific day. This is for an amount I can easily spare every month.

Every now and then I take a look at my bank account and if I have more money there than I feel is necessary I buy some more. This can happen whenever.

Elon delivers

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>have gotten fucked twice now on selling weekly MRNA calls

Sold a covered $37C when it was $34 a couple weeks ago, bought back at $51, then got assigned on a $55C on friday.

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>+0.25% SPY.
>4th Green day
>Real stocks like FAANG mooning even more
Everything ok.

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DHT FOUND ANCIENT PIRATE SHIP FILLED WITH THIRTY BILLION DOLLARS OF GOLD AND SAID THEY WOULD SPEND IT ALL ON STOCK BUY BACKS. DHT CONFIRMED TO MOON

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These are the real man hours

About 70 for each :)

Monthly divvies other than MAIN?

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kek basedo

Most just dump a set amount into it each month cause timing the exact bottom is a fools game. It does the averaging on it's own. Yeah some months the the average may be higher but in others it'll be lower. You won't know nor care cause the only time you look at it is when you need to sell part or all of it when "retirement time" hits.

I heard rumblings about this a few weeks ago, sounds like a good deal for young people

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divvy blend isn't a bad idea, makes for easy diversification. i'm not opposed to it but I enjoy researching divvy stocks and buying individual companies, even if it may be to my detriment.

I dont' buy based on ex date or pay date because the stock doesn't always show a change in share price, despite the payment. I buy based on my sector spread (i'm way over in consumer staples, so i'm putting money into other sectors like healthcare, financial and industrial) and what looks like a good value.

You investing in energy stocks now? Seems risky.

O
NWH

How does Robinhood (and other brokers) handle trading violations?

Divvy on payout will drop by the corresponding amount paid in divvies, it's an excellent time to buy in then. Buying before ex-divvy date is another good date to get in because then you are entitled to the divvy. The stock price goes up after the divvy date's downward correction so no worries there for the most part. Of course this is additionally all subject to usual market movements.
I choose my investments based on book value (payout ratio, yield, frequency, free cash flow) and how likely I believe the company is to maintain or increase their dividend amount.
In the current climate, you can easily find 15%+ yields that are worth picking up. By the time they recover, you'll have doubled your money and will still be getting 15-20% of your investment back every year.

What are you planning to do? I hope it's nothing bad, user.

so can i start collecting ss benefits at 20 years old?

whoa

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Hope you guys have pfe calls, we're going to the moon

Check your local underpasses for the retarded TVIX posters, all of whom got what they fucking deserve

70 is way too high for the Nordstrom bond, best of luck with them.

The way I saw it presented before was they would give $10K for you to push back collecting benefits until you're 67 or whatever the minimum age was

Imagine the jews trying hard to argue this would cause more harm than good, oof!

Looks like most people are on the same page. That's good to hear.

"Bogle and Malkiel both understood that stock picking is a waste of time. That’s why Bogle pioneered index fund investing in the 1970s and why Vanguard today manages trillions of retirement dollars for millions of Americans." I guess millions of Americans are also on the same page.

My question now is, let's say somebody needs to take some money out to do something like say, a down payment on a house or a side project without guaranteed income (imagine grad school, for example). How would the taxes on those ETFs work? Obviously I wouldn't want to sell them but if I absolutely had to, for entertainment or other important purposes.

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>my banking and financial stocks that can't meme up earnings are down despite making money
>my meme tech stocks that meme up "earnings" are up despite losing a lot of money
*honk honk*

Is ZOM still a meme?

Beware dividend traps though, i.e. yield looking high now based on past divvies but the stock never recovering and divvies getting cut in the future.

So what are your go to’s fren?

Why is that?

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What the FUCK was that?

WHAT WAS THAT

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Srly? Closed at 0.00%?

>S&P closing at 0.00%

>Hard dump into close by not so much that SPY is red for the day.
Having shit this manipulated makes end of day swinging easy as fuck.

Just looking at W pisses me off.
Credit spreading that last week wiped out all my gains :(

what

Always

I’d take that in a heartbeat. SS won’t be around by the time I retire anyways

AND now I wait for ET news

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he drinks liquids like a human, or maybe its oil

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If you're under 30, you're not getting anything period (most likely) so you would be a fool not to take the 10k lel.

DID THE DAY EVEN HAPPEN AT ALL IF IT CLOSES AT 0%?

Odd none of my stuff has crashed hard yet robinhood is giving me a graph showing a loss of $600. I really hate how shitty they track stuff. Along with questionable sell calls that get assigned but the tpremium seems to not appear unless they secretly sneak it in throughout the contracts life even if it'll get assigned.

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Double top, retard. The kikes were signalling the game plan.

These companies are probably already very leveraged
No visibility on their future cash flows as nobody knows about the state of the cruising industry
In case of liquidation, how much money would these companies get from their boats? Chances are: not much

This is like a carrot and stick thing. Yeah if this passes your able to get the money sooner but if your living for 20 more or longer years that extra bit of money you'd get by waiting can add up over those years.

Boomers are going to plunder SS into the dust. It's nothing short of genius to take a cut early you weren't going to see anyway.

You guys like this free market? Remember the market is always right and everything priced it.

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For people that actually knows how to trade, yeah

holy fuck spy is still dumping

forgot to go away
I am not liable

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .34%, fine but boring monday even with my extra special coffee. VIX down a laht is interesting to me, I'm unironically getting close to breaking even on SVXY lmao. Saw a lot of bull options sweeps combined with a good amount of declining breadth, no idea what this means. Again I reiterate that volume profile looks like we want to be at 2910 and ess pee ex max pain is 2900, I'm still holding bulle positions but just be advised.
I have to walk to work now that my roomates are gone, it's gonna take me over an hour so I'll have to leave soon >_

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> We've got a double fucking top, with the support just broken making it confirmed.
> We've got a black candle on an uptrend with this pathetic ass volume.

Yet somehow tomorrow will be green.

OK. Sounds good. So , where would you drop $5k right now? Specifically.

It ain't easy sitting on all this SOXL but somebody's gotta make these dollaridoos

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>0.00%

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I swear someone is fucking around. They dumped just the exact amount to have 0.00% on close.

Hi, I'm still all in. I've taken another big hit, but I'm standing firm.

My prediction was for the crash to happen today or tomorrow. We shall see if you can make fun of me (^:

I think the last move by the S&P500 today was truly abnormal. A quick summary of my observations

>Futures market went up on more retail-tier movements
>giant red candles out of nowhere tanked them
>no PPT green candle pumping the futures last night at all
>gap down this morning, followed by actual open hours market movement
>I assume this is FOMO by retail investors expecting "stocks only go up!!!!"
>giant sudden unrelenting red candle at close to take us from +0.50% to 0.00%

Volatility is still on the menu, boys. They aren't pumping it anymore.

I'm mostly in the sidelines for now, considering tanker into oil plays (both can give really good divvies, both are in my opinion guaranteed to go up, tankers first, and tankers' demise is the same as oil's rise, so this would cause multiplicative gains and solid divvies at the end). I also like REITs in normal times but not sure about them now.
I like ET, NU, OKE, XOM, CNQ, T, PPL and IP among others.

Really? What is the point of even opening it up as a company if he'll back out so soon after. However idk if you're talking about something that happened or if you're making it up.

black day 0%. no trades because I was at the dentist

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One of the original anons that shilled ET here. We ready, fags? Buckle up. 55 minutes.

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Down 1.42%
What a shit day

m8 look up "Sunk Fallacy" on Wikipedia. That's all I'm going to say.

It's actually 2,930.19 +0.39 (0.013%), investing.com is wrong.

Richard Branson is gearing up to sell a stake of Virgin Galactic to help fund his airline and other travel-related industries.

I've forwarded your ip to the SEC

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also
>2.3 months passed
>Bowl America still not open

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>I bought SPXS at $10.13 this morning

Market will crash tomorrow, right?

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I played with TVIX back in February of 2018. I think I went -60% or so before I made +200%

Based

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at the dentist?!
During the coof???

I've been meaning to go, I got lotsa cavities!

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Wallmine has BRK.B forward P/E at 93.46, Finviz has it at 15.93, SeekingAlpha: 18.34. How the fuck are they completely different?

I can understand being a little off because of the lag in updating the current price.

It's gotta be coming soon! You see Wynn is gonna reopen on the 26th? VA simply HAS to open soon

I mean my port is 0%
+0.03% then -0.03% post market

I am more and more inclined that retail investors and zoomers are propping the market up and big boys selling off at the end of the days. This is literally a pattern for days now.

up 2.7% successfully closing the other leg on my earnings strangle on NET (closed the call down 50% rather than 90%)
sold a put on AMC
bought 5/15 HMC 25/22.5
bought 5/15 IWM 136/128
see

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>sunk cost fallacy
>he hasn't posted reasoning that would make TVIX the same bet as it was before, if not better
Cope harder.

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that was some nice reverse cunny at the end

0.3k loss on shorts today /smg/

could've been worse

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Nothing. /cashgang/ for now. It's too flimsy.

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based

the ultimate snib

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I've been holding SPXS bags at 11.50 for like a month
it's over user
it's never going up again

I seriously thought I had 5 cavaties and then the xray showed I had 0 and nothing was wrong

theres one if those retards I mentioned, how is your big short going little guy?

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Fuck bro. I made 27% today on one of my tickets. You need to re evaluate your life decisions.

>down 40%
>thinking your “predictions” mean anything

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> Only candle with more than 1m volume is massive 2m sell candle at close
This is good.

>implying the current administration will ever let the stock market go down
They're gonna keep doing this til election day, lose and printers stop, win and its brrrrrrrrrr as usual.