>26
>$25k in crypto
>work in retail
>no degree
>no skills
>no friends
>live with parents
Can't fucking sleep, even if I turned my life around right this second it's too late for me to make it. I needed to have started to figure this shit out 5 years ago.
I have no idea what to do anymore.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Take a deep breath and keep accumulating bitcoin.
It will take at minimum 20 years until bitcoin has enough purchasing power for you to retire. Just keep buying and live your life.
Make some friends and move out of your parents house. Stop wasting time looking at charts.
25k is plenty if put in the right thing.
Although you live with your parents, no need to remain beta
Just do what you can. Keep buying dips with whatever you can. Try to start a business or something, unironically learn 2 code.
Your life doesn't sound so bad at all man. is some good advice.
Alternatively, just keep working and investing - but also develop a hobby and exercise. Invest your time in creating things or exploring areas of interest that you enjoy. Living at home with your parents is nothing to be ashamed of, especially if it's saving you money. Working in retail is a dead-end career but you're only 26. Focus on learning things that could help you succeed in a different field.
Overall, take a deep breath and find out what you want to do. You don't have to decide tomorrow or even in a year, but it sounds like you know you want something more than a deadend retail career. Just invest a little time every day into finding out what you want to do next.
wow this makes me glad that i’m already beginning to figure crypto/stocks out at 20
Buy rpl and or Stake and thank me later.
We're all gonna make it.
>go to college debt free with savings
>Get a job and invest what you would be paying in loans
>Retire at 50
Wow op congrats you are a faggot good thing a degree holder like me could help you out
now imagine you're 36 and in the same situation
Sorry shit brain. You're too dumb anyway. You're in retail at 26...
The problem is that no woman your age is a virgin and most (80+%) have been tainted by black penis and they will never view you as adequate no matter what. They will secretly be thinking of them when they are with you for your money...don't even go after them, save the heartache.
Best alternative? Look for a young Filipina girl and take care of her and her kids...you'll find great satisfaction in that.
>mutts law
take all of your money out of shitcoin and buy apple stock, thank me in 4 months
True, I have brought great shame upon my family and there's no way for me to change that with my 12 volt battery of a brain.
Life is brutal.
Are you fucking retarded?
I hold only 3500 LINK and that's like $13k and I am super comfy that I will retire in 2026
It's my whole net worth by the way
And I am also 26
So what is your fucking problem you dumb nigger?
What are you holding?
am I delusional?
link is a retarded scam coin. i know you won't ever listen to any criticism, but it won't ever break $10.
I remember back in 2017 when the FUD was "never above $1" good times
you dumb asshole, the entire system just collapsed you're never gonna have a better chance to restart at zero than right fuckin now
apply yourself you stupid faggot
Didn’t get my shit together until 31. 34 now and I found a $80k a year job, moved out of my parents into a decent condo, paid off a lot of my credit card debt, and I’m out of my depression and getting pretty Zig Forums. Never too late. Act now.
>>$25k in crypto
Now all you have to do is wait 20 years and you'll be a millionaire.
At 26 I owned 79btc. I'm now 34 and have only 12k to my name in cryptos. You have to learn a lot before you truly make it.
it's never too late to make it friend. colonel sanders became a millionaire slanging chicken in his sixtees. you're in a better position than 98% of people, focus on bettering yourself and you'll be good
>$25k in crypto
Come to /ptg/ and learn about stocks with 75% growth in a day.
It's not too late to join the military if you run out of options. You get treated like shit in the marines if you wanna go the hard route, but I heard the other branches aren't so bad. After you do your 4 (or 5) you get your college paid for and you finish with $0 in debt. You could even do college while in for completely free if you find the time. Not to mention you get AMEX Platinum with $0 in annual fees when you're active duty for whenever you need to travel somewhere. Not a bad investment.
Bruh. Same for me but I got out of my minum wage. Dont fuckin stop
This desu. I bought over 100k SUTER and 2 BTC and now I'm just chilling and coasting through life with compounding gains and financial freedom
its ok user, no matter the dip in a year it will be worth double
USA will not exist in the future, you know that, right?
i unironically believe this country is going to collapse under the weight of its own pozzed load in the near future. my goal in the context of “making it” is to simply have enough to live comfortably in a first world country that hasn’t bent the knee to the globohomo hordes
>USA will not exist in the future, you know that, right?
Only if people no longer have faith in God.