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Perma bulls and perma bears
Are
Fucked
Lmao

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HESS IS PUMPING OIL STRAIGHT INTO TANKERS UNTIL JULY

So since the FED is going to be buying Corporate bond ETF's starting tomorrow anyone looking to jump on?

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Nice try, Jerome. I'm staying 90% cash until this shitshow is over.

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Before that guy comes back trying to copy me, I am the real tvix nigger. AMA

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>Are we gonna get another Oil Crash soon. I want some rattly boi cheapies.

Why do you like losing money?

>mfw I got perfect sleep so I don't need coffee

Coffee gang, are you there? What's your plays for today?

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She's beautiful, but I can't help thinking that she probably has a shitty femanazi personality and would rather drink wine and watch Cuckflix than settle down to start a family. What the fuck is wrong with American women. They're only hurting themselves; they're going to end up spinsters.

>90% cash

Why so apprehensive? Give me a good reason to pull out of the market.

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uhhhhhh
jerome????? why are the numbers red??????????????

Damn, nigga, did your mother not hug you enough or something?

You guys understand that the market is literally never crashing again, right? We are in the forever golden bull run.

>being this triggered by a picture of a pretty woman
ok incel

just buy the exchange lol

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Are indexes going to be mostly unaffected by this?

Settle down and start a family? Are you from fucking 1940? Fuck off with that boomer mentality.

this but unironically

>What the fuck is wrong with American women.
She looks Urkainian or Russian or something. All the good porno girls are from there lately.

This, women want to fuck niggers.

>I can't stop thinking about all the bad things I'm assuming about this woman I know nothing about
>This is because there's something wrong with women

Well now hang on, Whoever wins in November will probably fire Powell so... I'm not so sure

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