Snail

Okay so you and a super intelligent snail both get $10 million, and you both become immortal, however, you die if the snail touches you. The snail always knows where you are, but you have no idea where it is. What’s your plan? How would you maximise profit?

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Wait for the snail to show up and trap him in a glass.

Eat salt, buggy.

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i'd just become friends with it

You dead, nigga.

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why does the snail want to kill me in this scenario, it has no incentive

Because it is his nature.

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>why

of course you wouldn't understand the
>hyper intelligent snail

small brain gonna die to the snail basedboy

it wants to die, and the only way to do so is touching you. nothing else in the universe will rid him of the painful existence that is a hyper intelligent 300iq snail body.

buy a mansion with a massive secret room surrounded by soundproof steel walls plus an additional very large room within it with another 10 ft walls and doors made of pure salt.

buy some thailandese and russian sex slaves, a masterrace ultra big dick pc gaming and order food through delivery and larger things through amazon. put half my cash into btc and ethereum. Wait 50-100 years so technology evolves to the point where i can order a completely transparent highly advanced advanced AI sentry made of salt that constantly patrols the surrounding around my body with 100% efficiency. In the meanwhile, shitpost on the internet, play video games, do drugs, orgies with the whores, then play some nice VR games in the 2030s-2040s, impregnate the whores when they start to get old then rinse and repeat

But the snail could out bid your servants... their loyalty could be purchased... they would lead the snail, deliver him on a plate to you, your face while you sleep.

das deep bro

you faggots dont understand the forces you are fucking with. the snail is ultra smart, immortal, AND has $10 million dollars. It will out perform you to the point it becomes snail bezos x infinity and becomes the single most wealthy and powerful entity in the known universe. at that point no nation or planet will harbor you for fear of complete anahilation from infinite snail bezos and you will be hunted across the entirety of space and time with an exponentially increasing bounty that will make capturing you and delivering you to the snail the sole obsession of every living creature capable of higher thought. you fucking idiots are fucked beyond your wildest imagination and this thread should be deleted in shame.

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I go insane as I live up to the heat death of the universe, then wait for eons while the snail and I, being the only solid bodies left, slowly drift into each other's gravity wells.

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Kek

the only way for him to die is by touching you? so all the saltposters are wrong?

>and you both become immortal

ok so i'd bait him into a ziploc bag and when i finally feel like dying i open it

the slug is much smarter then you. it will probably realize how much trouble it would be. there is a good chance it will literally spend the first 100 years avoiding you instead of the other way around in order to build up a community it can interact with and do it's bidding.

dude ur hypothetical sucks, at the end of the day it's a snail bro it cant communicate or move more than a foot per hour

it can write a message on the ground and slowly over the years find a kid or adult that he thinks is suitable to understand he can think and talk. then make that person rich with whatever. stocks or something and then make him help you set up a secret cult around you.
we are dealing with something more intelligent then any person on this planet has ever been.

>both become immortal, however, you die if the snail touches you
Then YOU are not immortal.
The fact this thread has been up 3 hours now and no one has mentioned this is all you need to know about the intellectual horsepower of people here.

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I'd hunt that fucking snail. Fuck him up

He more intelligent than you tho nigga, chances are he’s the one fucking you up

He cute

kek

If he's so hyper intelligent maybe Maybe Jeff Bezos snail knows something I don't and has a good reason for wanting to kill me. I'll use the first year to gain power and influence while he's still weak and catching up from being a snail, and set up a formal meeting with hired guns trained on him to incapacitate him and give me a chance to escape in case things get hairy and he has malicious reasons or doesn't make a good enough argument.

>you have no idea where it is
You can't convince a super intelligent snail to meet with you.

Full body suit until the snail is located, captured, killed, its body placed in sealed containment vessel sunk to the bottom of the ocean. I'm assuming I can't simply incinerate the snail as the smoke in the atmosphere would eventually kill me?