/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread!!!

These threads are fucking stupid, as always, edition
>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/piss-drinking/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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first for fuck anime

Averaging down isn’t working bros

How can anyone justifiy the current tech stock prices?

Did you try averaging up

I almost bought airline stocks 2 weeks ago because you retards said we hit the bottom. Then I realized that Zig Forums is always wrong and didn't buy any. Dodged a bullet there.

is there really an argument for oil prices and demand coming back? I haven't found one.

based. We need 2D tech to advance so we can fuck an anime.

ALSO RED. BIG RED S&P. WHAT WAS THAT.

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I remember the hate train against buffett for selling the bottom.

Yes it is, keep buying

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here, have a lollipop

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>We need 2D tech to advance so we can fuck an anime.
I don't know user, every attempt I've seen gives me an uncanny valley feeling.

based

>bought spy
>it's dumping now
kill me

here

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I'll fuck 2D and 3D. Keep 'em coming.

We witnessed the March drops
But
What indicators pointed to this beforehand AND how do you identify as soon as it starts dropping that this might be a 10 % and not just a little 2-5% drop? Volume?

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This bobo is finally green today.
Fuck.

I heard Amazon is gonna buy JC Penny and Blockbuster Video BUY BUY BUY

dont buy the top, have you not read the investing principle rules by king boomer.
1- dont lose money
2. dont forget the rule one

=D

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bears are waking up

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Yeah me too. I'm staying out of airlines stock until a vaccine is out. All it takes is a second wave and they will drop another 50%.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WTF HAPPENED

Lol, this guy called GRUB yesterday: twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1259890417954422784

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Hold SPX 2900

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Someone please stop me from going all in on $UPWK.

Individual sectors are still getting assblasted like in March, but tech and healthcare/biomed are keeping the greater indexes propped up.

Hello we are calling from Based Inc. We would like to immediately make you our CEO.

GALT, SAVA, and even some LCI.

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double top

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I am awakened

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Don't do it

PE Ratio of AAPL is ~25
That's certainly not stupidly overvalued. These companies have a shit ton of your private information, and literal mountains of cash. They are valuable because they are powerful and not the other way around.

Won't happen for two reasons: We dont know if we can have a viable vaccine. There's some good reasons why we wont be able to (same reason why we cant develop a vaccine for HIV). Second, you have to realize that governments are incredibly incompetent. Their reaction was one that was completely overblown, due to them not taking the virus seriously at first. It was an overreaction for what it was. Destroying the economy for this virus was absolute insanity in hindsight, and they'll never do something so stupid again.

What will happen if a "second wave" hits, is they will mitigate it with giving people masks and instructing them to wear them, and maybe cancel large events (500+ people). That's it because that'll be enough to not overwhelm hospitals, which is what the lockdown was suppose to be about (somehow switched to trying to make sure nobody dies from it at all, which frankly, is idiotic.)

STOP FIGHTING IT. BUY NOW

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>GALT
Lol

Don't do it to me like this bobo.

Agent bobo has been reactivated

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how safe are you right now

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Crashing this market with no survivors? Might as well get it over with.

>we will have a short SHARP recession

This therefore indicates a v shape recovery. Everything will have been put on pause for half a year, we'll have a recession of course but a sharp short ones makes sense.

No fucking banks have defaulted like in 2008. It's not the fucking same you complete ass

Gee I don't know maybe the big fucking announcement about fucking lockdown?

Why not?

Energy, industrials, consumer cyclical - travel, leisure I can agree on.
What did I miss?

NW

strawpoll.me/20026511

BLNK is mooning boys last chance to get in

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>nervously repeats the same shit over and over again
>bull is getting worried.

nice try Fed

>buy tqqq
it goes down
>buy sqqq
it goes down

jeez, im like really bad at this

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agree. one reason the reaction was overblown was because western countries mimiced what
china did in their small town. that's completely normal in communistic china but it was new way to react to virus in the west. nowadays news spread from china quickly to the west in the internet

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I told you so, why didn't you listen?

Why is it going down all of a sudden? Did the senate hearing go badly or something?

you guys think buig banks will survive this i wanna buy WFC

AAPL MSFT and a few select others are an exception, but they should be seen almost like bonds.

okay retard

What happened?

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Kek bought 1 share of VTIQ for $24.40. If in a few years it pulls a Tesla that puny share will be worth $500 or more. If it shits oh well, I'll just not splurge on fast food for a while.

WOW GREAT RESPONSE

>Just invested another $2k as per my monthly contribution

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what on earth are you buying that's down