/smg/ - Stock Market General

SHORT = CUNNING

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JEROME YOU FUCKING BITCH WAKE THE FUCK UP AND START THE PRINTER I SWEAR TO FUCKING VISHNU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When is the drop bros? I can feel it...

absolutely based

We're going down 2%

2nd crash incoming. Holy fuck I bought a day put and it's already up 200%.

Inb4 FOMO retards and algorithms push us back up to opening prices in the last 10 minutes

Hey. J. Powell did his job and prevented another financial crisis (so far). What happens to the equities markets is much less his concern. Show him some respect.

FIRST FOR NOSTRADAMUS HIMSELF TELLINGN YOU HOW TO MAKE MONEY AND FUCK THESE HOMOSEXUALS RELYING ON A LITERAL PRINTER
1000% ACCURATE PREDICTIONS ZERO RATE OF MISTAKE
SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THE BELL NOTIFICATION FOR MORE FAT ASS ACCURATE FUTURE PREDICTIONS

lol rip pedowood

Time to buy the dip.

It won't help. There's nothing he can do. The Soviet Union tried controlling prices and the markets too, and Russia is still a desolate shit hole as a result.

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based quads

BUY THE DIP, GREEN TOMORROW

covered my calls and bought spy puts today
oooooooooooooooooooooo

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its over

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Bulls rise up!

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Why are we dumping bros? What is this FUD news I missed?

why the fuck didnrt i hold my cash...fuck im down 8%

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

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based

nothin' personnel, bulls

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I need one now

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Bears, it's time to come out of hibernation.

split that into 3rds, buy 3x333 different shares.
im in oil
so id probably go, KOS, HLX, CPE. something like that. hold till june at least

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Better sell em bobo if you know what’s good for ya

>$3.4k earned on shorts today

HOLY SHIT

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if you don't buy KO or MSFT at these prices you are a bitch made nigger retard

MY ONLY REGRET

IS THAT I DIDNT BUY MORE SQQQ

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Remember not to get too cocky, my fellow bobos. We have to wait until we start hitting circuit breakers to maximize the opportunity for smugposting.

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Is the 9.4k gap gonna close?

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GUYS I JUST BOUGHT THE ATVI
did I blow it?!?!
Should I buy the TTWO as well?!?

AMD dippy looks tempting too...

based

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All these bears mean green.

IS THIS BECAUSE OF LOS ANGELES STAYING CLOSED

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

FUCK COMMIEFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IF WE FUCKING STAY CLOSED THROUGH THE SUMMER CIVILIZATION WILL END FUCK

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So now that we W-shapped recovery when do we get more bottoms? My SPY puts are up like almost 400% today.

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>R1ce
ugly gook tranny

top kek goodnight LA bar scene, hello riots

we made it

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they are good until next monday and I am up almost 100% on them.

I cant do anything right. I finally said fuck it and sold my puts at an L. now this.

see you in hell, Wayfair

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>circuit breakers
No. It's death by snibbity snab. Prepare accordingly.

Probably tanking because of news LA staying closed for 3 more months under lockdown.

I don't know if government is inept or just plain idiotic at this point.

I have KO and that shit hasn't moved.

POOMP EET

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STOP SELLING

ill buy KO when im good and ready when that bitch is begging for a facial at $30/share

WHOS FUCKING SHORTING
DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT STOCKS ONLY GO UP
FUCKOMG BRRRRRRRRR

Tech and medical stocks will rise. California will just collapse lol

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Twice.

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PLEASE KEEP SELLING

kek at the vix blasting off on a dollar or two drop, all these assblasted bobos begging for volatility

-4% tomorrow
Don't screenshot this

That seems a little far fetched...

Maybe it's all this Fauci testimoney and CNBC healthy returns FUD

>$2880 denied

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We're shaking out the weak hands back to 30K

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load up on cheap TVIX now before the riots and looting that will destroy supply lines start

Theres still no volume

Why is it falling?

I wanna choke the life out of this little ITALIAN KIKE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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At the last minute, there will be another dump. I'm going to unload at 12:59 my puts at market price, count on PPT to pump tomorrow, then buy more puts. I've literally gained my loss on my SPY 295 call in this last 2 hours. Tariff news and some extended lockdown issues are going to tank everything now.

uhhh why are things dropping
did I miss something?