21 year old male

>21 year old male
>kicked out of the house for fighting with parents. getting sick of living at home
>5k saved in the bank
>make 2k a month delivering pizza
>got a shitty car that barely runs
>homeless
>what do?

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rob cops

Join military asap. In the meantime, find a shelter and start going to foodbanks.

join jobcorps

fight evil, don't join it

go for a jog

>5k savings
>2k income
>working vehicle

Boo fucking hoo user. Get an apartment and stop whining. A thread died for this.

Cringe. Military is literally free money and zero responsibility for doing basically desk jobs and seeing cool parts of the world. It's such a scam and I'm so glad I took advantage of it

Why does american money look like monopoly money

Actually a good option OP. If you have no other options go for it. Stablitlity, decent money and you'll probably learn how not to be a cuck

dont do it
join jobcorps instead

this

Apologise to your parents. They must be based putting up with a cretin like you

MOVE BACK HOME you dumb faggot

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Fucking terrible idea. Literally the worst thing you could do outside of becoming an addict. Don't do this OP. If you have 5k the first thing you need to do is find a really cheap apartment to rent. Then buy some cheap kitchen supplies and learn how you're going to make your meals. Cheapest ingredients, how to cook, what to cook, etc. Then, start looking for a better job. You're going to need a better job then that and when you find one, save up another few thousand until you upgrade to a decent apartment and start getting some home shit. Work your way from the bottom up, like a man. Earn your possessions, don't sign your life over to the government for a few year in exchange for the right to sit around and do nothing while being paid. You will despise it more than working hard. Boredom

get an apartment. keep a job and avoid drugs.
i was homeless a couple years back in fairly similar circumstances when i was 23.
2k for pizza delivery if its a sure thing every month is decent and it beats working in a factory or a shop. at least on your psyche. second a month or two after acquiring apartment get a decent car or run yours into the ground before buying a new one. you should get a loan at a dealers someone local not those big guys that sell new cars. get a 7k car. get a honda or toyota, gotta have 4x4 if you get snow. negotiate on a weekly or monthly payment plan. learn how to cook rice and beans from raw cause its what youll be eating till Christmas. and find more work aside from the pizza gig if you can. overnight laundromats, or security are easy.

good luck bro and remember
no cigs no drugs no alcohol, as soon as you hit those youll go on a spiral especially at your age.
if you can handle a year alone. you can join the military

This. They'll never expect it

It costs more money to be poor. KEK

fag

oh and go to a pawnshop and get a bicycle if you dont already have one

Rely on God user. Perhaps make a practice of praying?

Bet on a shitcoin some pajeet here shills and lose it all in your attempt to make it big

Tbh I'd suck it up and make up with your parents if the house is normally stable and its still an option... pride isn't worth being broke and homeless.

i second the jesus option.
youre gonna need him boy.

theres gonna be a couple of nights youll be curled up in the cold crying like a lil bitch missing mommy

Get into a cheap air bnb, someones couch or into a sober living home ASAP. Living in your car is not good for your health.

This is a great idea if you can get into job Corp go.

2k a month delivering pizzas? Wtf I delivered pizzas a few years ago and was only clearing $250 paychecks every 2 weeks and $40-100 a night. Definitely made 15-20k at most

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OP doing better than most Americans.

On a serious note, if you don't have a record apply to be a police cadet. Major shortage in the country of cops. They'll pay you to go to the academy.

I made $600+ weekly in tips delivering pizza plus my $400 weekly check. That was probably my most favorite job.

I'll give it to you straight up. You're most likely fucked. The economy isn't really some boundless cup of overflowing opportunity right now and it probably won't be post coronavirus either. Find a friend and pay them to crash on a couch or something until you can get your own place. Whatever place you get is going to most likely be like living in total and abject poverty. Your goal needs to be a roof over your head, food, and enough time to build skills so you can get a better income source. If you survive, you'll be better off in the long run.