/smg/ - Stock Market General

Viper edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
bitchute.com/video/QtLvxZ9d0yEY/
nhentai.net/tag/stonks/


>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previous piece of shit thread:

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Why did JCP pump so hard today? I can’t find anything

how mad is orange man right now

i will fucking kill myself for I didn't buy VTIQ two months ago because my father said Tesla trucks are better

oh fuck anime btw

Long Natgas after break?

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I like money and cunny.

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It's a penny stock now.

It's about to report earnings (how did you not find that?). Not sure if they already reported though.

Don't worry its' still cheap. wait for the dip. Why worry about paying $25 a pop when in a few years it'll be 400+ (Telsa 2.0)

Strangle natgas.

They don’t report for another week

FUTURES DON'T BLAST MY ANUS PLEASE

no

Bears made fun of bulls for falling for every bounce on the way down and now bears run head first into every bear trap on the way back up. Keep betting America you’ll be back to wondering where all your money went and complaining about a “rigged” system soon enough.

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say it with me
VEE
SHAPED
RECOVERY

first for fuck fauci

>6 MINUTES

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I'm going to get "he bought?"ed and they'll go bankrupt as soon as i buy
there isn't going to be a dip unless i buy, then it dumps for sure

>Trying to bet against America

BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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based cunny snail

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if the price was 400 it would be a larger market cap than tesla, 1-800-COME-ON-NOW

Can mvis bagholdr post here
>Rate my portfolio

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TICK TOCK MOTHERFUCKERS

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Do you ever do your own research or do you just buy whatever gets memed here?

short SPY above 290
long SPY below 280
it's that simple

I only respect cunny and inverse ETF holders, bros.

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>4 MINUTES

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Aw shit sorry, got confused before I guess. Then I also have no clue.

nice memefolio you have there

lmao/10

there are 30 million people unemployed (most temporarily) with many more to come this month. Most of the economy is closed because liberal cunts want this flu to ruin Trumps chances of re-election. You should be buying safe assets. Like oil stocks, because dividends are preferable to negative rates that we will soon have. Just like the great recession, oil stocks will go up while the rest of the market collapses.

Trump will strangle this Fauci Nigger

SQQQ KINGS AND TVIX CHADS THIS SUMMER IS OURS
SING WITH ME

HAHAAAA YEEEEEEEE
THIS ONE IS FOR U BULLS
WHATS UP WITH DAT
YALL COWARDS DON'T EVEN SHORT DAX

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>lose it all when it finally goes either way

also
>not wanting this shit to actually crash
everything is overpriced garbage

DARKNESS DESCENDS UPON THE WORLD

NO STOCK IS SAFE FROM THE PURGE

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SQQQ Boys

What the FUCK is up

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st month trading stoink

she cute.
I'm gonna pump her full of my bull cum once I collect my UVXY and TWM hedge money.

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>most temporarily
haha

>dividends are preferable to negative rates
>divvies
>existing
Top jej

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What's that? another 25 trillion to hold me back? Can't be.

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> Like oil stocks, because dividends are preferable to negative rates that we will soon have
The second you see negative rates get seriously mentioned you go into Gold. Forget boomertarians that think everything is cause for going into Gold. Negative interest rates is definitely a GO GOLD signal.

Some interesting info if anyone didn't know it:
VTIQ - once the merger is done the shares will be swapped on a 1 to 1 ratio. So 1 share of VTIQ would be 1 share of new company. The new company's mkt cap is over 3 billion. They've already got a shit load of back orders in place. VTIQ's ticker will be switched to new company ticker NKLA. Said merger is to close on June 2nd

>temporarily

Temporarily, as in 'until we see sales go back up', which effectively means indefinitely, which effectively means permanently.

>meme disney put goes from -77% to +28%
>disney goes down even more after hours

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

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IM STARING AT MILLIONAIRE IN THE MAKING RIGHT HERE FO SHO

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

>that volume

OH FUCK

YOU WOKE DADDY POWELL

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Futures looking like a haywire stop light.

lmao everyone knows futures are about to moon but no one wants to jump the gun, just wait for it

Aaaaaaand that's it, the bottom is in, S&P 3000 EOW

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HOLY FUCK


HOLY FUCK


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

TIME FOR FUTURES

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What's this "dump" everyone's talking about. You didn't buy a bunch of triple leveraged stocks at the top, did you?

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WHAT WAS THAT

Green no red no black no green no black...

Absolute clown market

SPY $200 by end of June. No more hiding from the truth kids. Time to face reality. It is impossible to have these inflated valuations with record unemployment.

I FUCKING HATE BOBO SO MUCH

Did we figure out yet what junk bond ETF JPOW bought on his robinhood account today?

it was at rock bottom and nowhere else to go but up

Dont forget Jeromierome has important news tomorrow, markets gonna soar. Hope you’re accumulating.

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Tomorrow is gonna be blood fucking red. Even Jerome is struggling right now.

ah yes

the pump

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Supposedly LQD, HYG,and JNK.

You ever think there's quid-pro-quo with these ETFs and what they decide to include in their index?

That’s some diamond hands shit right there

WHICH CALL TO ANSWER??

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>(most temporarily
that was true in the first month of the lockdown. now most layoffs are permanent and businesses are literally closing up for good. read the news

FAKE AND GAY

lmao

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>all red indices to all green indices to half-red, half-green indices to all red indices to half-black indices to half-red, half-green indices to all green indices

The bull is still very strong. You have to ask yourself, is what happened today really significant enough to push the bull off the rails? If the answer is "no", you have to stay long. Really simple as that.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Jerome included a few extra zeroes on accident in that buy order, +5% futures in 120 seconds.

Crab market confirmed

>playing the baby game with about 500 dollars
>got up to about 640 by investing in applied materials and biking therapeutics over the past week
>decided to dump a grand into my portfolio to throw around while on my lunch break
>market immediately sinks
Gonna hold onto what I got and see how it plays out tommorow morning.
Back to the cagie for me

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where are you watching this? the sites I'm looking at still say -2%

How many trillions will it take?

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You gotta do a little bleeding if you want to make it in this bitch of a world

Look at the after hours, African American.

>no yellow index

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Once the DOW goes back below 23K I will only be cooming to loli and junior idols for the rest of the year.

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Somebody post that bearcuck roulette pasta that makes bobo seethe