Commence the golden bull run!
Sminem is back
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His name almost looks like "pump now yes"
Holy shit
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He’s having in Tik Tok. The war with the Bog is over.
do you think he knows
POOOOOMP EEEEETTTTTTTTT
Not sure if he knows. I don’t think he understands he’s becoming the mascot.
Wtf how did he get fat in the bear market?
he's a permabull you idiot
OOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
>GREEN CANDLE RIGHT ON CUE
HAPPENING
Time to long the ponzi Mr Bog desu
BULLISH 1000EOY HOLY SHIT
yes master
Posting in epic thread
CRAB MARKET CONFIRMED
top kek
I think he knows what's going on.... look at his last pic caption tag: #snimen#
the here we need but don't deserve.
checking dubs to confirm he is the real
Hosanaaaa. He’s worthy!
This
touche
so much based in one man
Yes.
I've seen him about a million times now but why did he become popular here?
why does he look like he is like 12? does he have a syndrome?
He fought against the Bogdanoffs. The crypto protector
Go on
that would be what someone with the id cucks baby would ask
Marfans
kek
When he was younger he looked way older for his age, now he's a grown man and looks like a child.
Same reason anyone becomes popular here.
Because he has a funny face.
Boy cool sminem the god protector will give us a 15 min candle straight to 10k
newfag
Never below 9k again?
>Bogdanoffs bow to the Sminem
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Controls Russia with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient czar blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Sminemgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Sminem babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Sminembots inside you right now
>Sminem is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Sminem bunker in Wilkes land?
>learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Sminem. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Sminem
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.