/smg/ - Stock market General

youtube.com/watch?v=v5rZssM92FQ jokah baby edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stewardess/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

If you read this you will never make it. By replying you override this fact and will make it.

Goddammit Jerome. Don't crash the markets and fire up the printer you bitch!

reply to post above to die next week

i told you it's a bull trap that a 6 year old can see
why did no one listen?

how is DKNG at this price? good entry?

That was a BIG RED CANDLE!

I see a lot of red.

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STOP THE POWELL, MUH SPYYY

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i hope you bought your Cisco (not Sysco, you stupid ass user...) CALLS

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That wobbly head

I am financially ruined!

everyone is fucking coughing kek

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Did someone cap Jerome licking his finger

Should I buy 3X bull ETF at open?

NO

THE PUMP IS FAKE AND GAY

WE ARE GOING DOOOOOOWNNNNNN

Go ahead and short the market Bobo. See what happens.

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It will dip at open and crab up at halftime.

If you like losing money, sure go right the fuck ahead. The futures literally went from +1% to -0.3% in less than a second after Powell opened his fucking mouth

Guys I bought one 5/26 $315 Spy call for $8. I am financially ruined now

no.... we're closing sub $280 on the spy. right now you should get RUSL if you want to be a bull.

WHO ARE WE BUYING AT OPEN DIP. Everyone knows it'll bounce back up by 10am

WHAT ABOUT THE VOLUME
WHAT ABOUT THE VOLUMEEEE

>crashing the market with no survivors

Damnit he’s back to his old ways

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>Buying $8 contracts

found the link to his whole speech

federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/powell20200513a.htm

I'ma have to read this.

I only respect cunny and SDS holders, bros.

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JEROME WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING THERE. WHO'S RUNNING THE PRINTER NOW. WE ARE RED JEROME, GO AWAY FROM CAMERA AND TAKE YOUR POSITION.

The scope and speed of this downturn are without modern precedent, significantly worse than any recession since World War II. We are seeing a severe decline in economic activity and in employment, and already the job gains of the past decade have been erased. Since the pandemic arrived in force just two months ago, more than 20 million people have lost their jobs. A Fed survey being released tomorrow reflects findings similar to many others: Among people who were working in February, almost 40 percent of those in households making less than $40,000 a year had lost a job in March.


hahaha fucking based

JPOW PLS

so... brrrr?

And we're green, fuck didn't even let it dip.

HOLY FUCK DID HE JUST DAY -.05 INTEREST!!!!

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VTIQ is hitting 30 a share now. I may sell later today. Or wait till it hits 45 a share.

This guy asking the question sounds like an assburger.

sell that shit
its a fucking meme stock

Being in communism NOW

Song of the day: We Sail Into The Black Artist: Machine Head

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>low income are now 50% unemployed

Based Trump

literally tried to short it this morning and cant find any shares

no it's deep red

Ok

t. guy asking the question

I agree with you. SELL NOW. Don't be a NAT.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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Looked up what's VTIQ
>NIKOLAI Motors

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THE VOLUME BROS!!!

Why does Robinhood insist on changing its theme every 15 days?
How do I short Robinhood?

They planned an IPO then a bunch of retards on Plebbit fucked shit up and they had to suspend IPO plans.

Appeal to zoomer/millennial ADHD

Learn to spell, retart ESL.

same volume as to all other dumps

Jerome just said the only way to get through this is an act of congress. We need the tea party to fucking halt all spending so this shit can actually come back to mean.

WHEN I WAS

>people shocked by unemployment rates
>whole fucking country shut down
crazy stuff, I just don't get it

I might jump in on a dip. Better for a long position though surely?

>No negative rates

what time in the call?

is the guy in OPs pic the faggot who keeps posting anime degeneracy ?

What does the economy have to do with the stock market? Those two are unrelated

I have may 18th 286 puts do I sell at open or hold? they are up almost 300%

What does this mean?

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GENTLEMEN

GIVE ME YOUR WAYFAIR PRICE PREDICTIONS FOR TODAY

I THINK WE ARE GOING TO 165

PLEASE RESPOND

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What is a bobo

I wish he just read through a list of concerns about the economy and say they are all priced in, ending with loss of life by suicide has also been priced in.

Rookie investor here - any place to go to actually learn this market?

What would you start with, fundamental or technical analysis, or is it all bullshit?

yeah, he outed himself recently as an ogre when people claimed he was a pajeet shitcoin pusher

Gold went to 1715 when JPOW started talking.

Drops to 1709 seconds after he says no negative rates.

Sell your BTC now, you can buy again at 8500.

$CODX
Wait for dip and get in. There's always a dip to the $16's right after market opens. Then sell when it gets to $20 either today or tomorrow.

$NNVC, $MRNA, $CANF and $INO all looking good too.

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What do you mean not watering plants with brando and shutting down the brando plant cost everybody their jobs?

BEAR BROS WW@

NO NEGATIVE RATES

Get a coin. Whenever you need to make a decision, just flip it and let the coin decide.

Someone shoop Jpow as a twitch streamer

I sure hope so

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right now we are in unprecedented times kid. nobody not even the most seasoned veterans can help you. just buy random shit and pray.

Well under my state's re opening plan May 18th is when Govt offices are opened again. So I assume I'll be back into the office full time starting that date. Nothing official on that though just my opinion. Sucks, my "early retirement" may be coming to an end soon.

Best way is through experience. Just don't lose all your money while you're learning. Use a demo trading account.

BASED

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fuck you, stop using buzz words. also the gfc was actually worse

>JCP

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This! Got a 11.77 average but will average up on dip. BRRRRRRRRR

>kid

Fuck off.

FUCK FUCK FUCK HOW COULD I MISS OUT THE OBVIOUS DUMP YESTERDAY

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3 minutes till open. Up or down?

Start out with a base of good blue chips to add to, then branch out or grab ETF

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They need money and are issuing corporate bonds to raise it. The yield will be determined by credit rating (risk vs return)

Snib snab

Z shaped recovery confirmed

Crab between the both all day

You know the drill.

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SHORT AND CUNNING

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This sounds wisest imo

crabgang
crabgang
crabgang
crabgang
crabgang
crabgang

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I AM ALL IN ON BEAR

SINK LIKE THE TITANIC

down first to the moon when closing

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Today, and every other day from henceforth, is going to be a good day! Enjoy eternity anons!

SPY 400 EOD.

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Trade small but don't use a demo account, you must develop being numb to the gains and loss. Practicing on a demo account gives you a sense of complacency.

mfw I bought when it was .23 as a joke

IM GOING TO MAKE IT!

>40% EOD