/smg/ Stock Market General

Nigger edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stewardess/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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i fucking lol'd at the op's image.

is JPow /ourguy/?

the cat ears headset really puts it over the top

my energy stocks are having an owie today

Fuck Wayfair. Fuck every faggot buying them.

Logically I know the Fed and Gov wont let this market crash. Emotionally I feel like were hanging by a thread and I expect another 10% leg down.

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S&P 623M volume

Speculations?

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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cashgang

crab until the end of the day, just like every day?

when do I buy TSLA

3 years ago

Great Depression 2 Electric Boogaloo

Oh look, it's literally nothing.

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There's no more buyers.... we're going strait to downtown wuhan.

Buying these DKNG dips desu

Look at me, I’m the Wolf of Wall Street now

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unironically march 24th

Not now. Extremely overpriced IMO

811

Big boys selling off. Crab days will soon be over.

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CHINA

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not possible

ok, sounds about right

>I know the Fed and Gov wont let this market crash
they won't have a choice eventually. The pressure of reality will eventually squish the governments efforts and the jpows printers. They don't give a shit about that tho because the goal isn't to prevent a crash indefinitely. The goal is to prevent a crash before November. All these moves, stimulus packages, rushing to reopen and the like are just bumbling around in the dark trying desperately to keep this bloated stinking corpse of a market weekend at bernie's style standing til we get to the elections.

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my recovery portfolio plan is like follows :

BUD
WFC
ALLY
DRI
DINE
YUM

buy when? thoughts please

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Darkpool orders are 292 and 280 kek. I think we will dump hard today and also I love cunny.

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dont listen to tsla bears
when has shorting tsla gone great for anybody?

tsla $1200 EOM

just got accepted for unemployment a month later

How much lower will wfc go? I'm getting really tempted to buy in, but every day it just sinks even lower. Kind of impressive at this point.

Sarah Einsen needs to shut the fuck up sometimes

please be right im tired of this

i've just increased the leverage on shorts

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>Sat on cash for a year because I was scared of the crash
>So sick and tired of losing out on gains and watching my
>Pump a couple days ago finally made me FOMO in
>Put it all into a 3x leveraged bull market ETF hoping to pull out after I made a little money
>Market fucking dumps

I'm actually going to kill myself. I'm out almost $30k now

I'm going to just only buy bonds and gold for the rest of my life

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>china buys the dip
>wins the trade war by dismantling everything later
Outplayed.

GET READY BOBOS

EXECUTIVE ORDER OUTLAWING SHORTING INCOMING

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Personally, I blame the jews.

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Why does this deadpool fanboy have such a retarded bid ask spread in his black market? surely only retards would be trading on this shit.

lol I didn't know people like you actually existed

Faggot fuck off niggger faggot. Nigger

Well then you’re just dumb

>Barely legal

Lewd

actually do this but also a few butterfly options
>you will be glad you did

The FED has a lot more ink fuckboi, just wait until you're even and then fucking sell, and wait for the next crash.

>calling out dark pool quotes
ok.jpg

any /euro/ investors here?
Airbus, Volkswagen, BP, RDS, Ferrari, MTU Engines, Rolls Royce, Total, Barclays, Tesco, Nokia.

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that fucking cocksucker has fucked me FOUR TIMES with this market manipulation bullshit

If you want a shot at Telsa like gains look at VTIQ. Starting June 2nd they'll be trading under the name NKLA. VTIQ is your way to get in on the action via the cheap backdoor.

>Barely legal?
What an idiot, lmao.

Stock pumped up another 0.3%. Trump using twitter. Barely legal?

MA
FB
PFE
V
JNJ
BARC
CBK
BMY
UNH
BP
AZN
KR
F
BLK
LMT
RDS.B
LHA
GSK
PNL
BAYN
WMT
ALV
AMZN
in different order
some of these are euros

I would crawl over fucking glass to vote against him if he executive order cucks all us bobo's from making money on the way down.

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What the fuck was that pump, what the fuck this looks fucking rigged af

>this guy is president
It's all so tiresome

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>Barely legal?
UwU daddy Trump I didn’t know you cared

should i start buying calls fro SPY ?

What I love about the stock market:

If you're smart you'll do well,
If you're dumb it will rape you.

The stock market is the ultimate IQ test.

I am continuously amazed at how much this guy can push things around just by mouthing off on twitter

fuckin RTX im an idiot for buying at 60

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