/smg/ Stock Market General

BUY EVERYTHING

bvllcucks
you have my permission to eat shit and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What stop loss do I set on my polo shirts? They are down 3% today already.

Jesus fuck RTX just hit all 3 of my limit buys today

MAKE IT STOP BOBO PLEASE

UNCLE! UNCLE!

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>tfw quintupled down on June SPY calls

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This is my punishment, for ever losing my faith in tim apple

im sad bros, everything i've done in my life goes against me and it seems like everyone is getting ahead but me.

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KO is making me bleed ass blood out of my own asshole while everything recovers

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>t seems like everyone is getting ahead but me.
fake news

If you miss Nikola investment you are going to miss the investment of the generation. Efficient electric semi-trucks are going to be the next big thing. Imagine how much money companies could save if they didn't have to spend it on fuel costs.

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I TOLD YOU
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN

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GO BACK UP
CRAB

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I let those $281 SPY puts that were expiring today go too fucking cheap.....

Another 100+ profit today. 3 days in a row now. This investing malarky is easy.

Bought a 3rd stock for my portfolio today. Greatland Gold, I have a comfy feeling about it.

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BUY THE DIP FAGGOTS

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STOP SELLING FUCK

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Good thing I decided to sell 15% of my portfolio yesterday while I still had some gains in them.

I FEEL ALIVE

Fuel is free user.

Alright boys, wheres the bottom of the market this time?
15k?
10k?

I WANNA SEE MORGAN'S MILKERS

I had such good returns from January - April being both long and short. May has really been fucking me up in both directions. Might need to step out of the market for a while, damnit.

Wait I take that back.... They're still at the same price, while the friday contracts I bought are going up.

jesus motherfuck, the airlines!!

god damn I love shorting this clown world market

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We're going to 100%!

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>Just -10% across the board
Still too high

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I knew I was gonna make money today but didn't expect that both $CODX and $TVIX would go up this much so soon and so fast... Should I just sell now and be done with it or keep seeing where all this shit goes? I already have a profit of over $400.

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CCL gang represent!

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Time to average down. Airlines, RE or cruises?

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>OH MY GODDDD THE MARKETS ARE DOWN BY 1% SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER

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Best dbz villain.

Just put $10000 on XOP, am i retarded or a financial genius?

>Market down around 1.5%
>Portfolio bleeding like a stuck pig, nearing double digits
>"low-moderate" risk portfolio

I'm just gonna liquidate and buy shitcoins at this point

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Yea those trucks will run on air! Oil prices being low is a boon! Companies will surely invest in new technology in the near term!

anyone on leverage is gambling.

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I’m unironicly buying in today.

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Not RE

Airlines are basically in free fall.

RTX just keeps dropping like a fucking rock.

*Calls*
Where u at bb? Pick up t phone

is x7 shorting since 2950 a gamble?

SAVE is at -14

>Average down
Enjoy losing more money.

BUY THE FUCKING DIP

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what the fuck is happening to GE? there is no news, why is it dumping to ATL?

LOL

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it keeps going down

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102

DRIP GANG DRIP GANG DRIP GANG DRIP GANG

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This is one of those special weeks though.

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Im going to die i have rcl calls

BOOOOOBRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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PENSION LIABILITIES LONG-TERM CARE INSURANCE AND OTHER BULLSHIT FUCK GE THE REST OF THE MARKET THOUGH

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>tfw went cash gang right in time
get fucked you retarded bulls and enjoy holding my bags

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TECH SAVE US

I think retail investors are finally realizing how truly fucked the economy is, and that no "reopening" is taking place.

Stores and malls are open in my area, but nobody with half a brain is going to spend any money because were on the cusp of a new depression and because nobody wants to get fucking sick and die

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Saudis are dumping so they can load some more joocy CCL stock at low prices

$TVIX keeps going up!
What am I gonna do with this much money!
I should have bought more!

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>check chart
>see this

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NASDAQ is breaking out of the trendline, no one's left to save you now

NOOOO THE STOCKS CANT REFLECT ECONOMY NOOOOOOO!!

DO WE GET OFF TODAY AT $198?

get fucked idiots

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Is it too late to get into TVIX?

GIVE SQQQ MORE POWER!

How much you want to bet faggie sold his puts this morning at a loss? lmao

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHA WAYFAIR WHATS GOING ON BIG GUY

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I wanted to buy on monday or tuesday, but my broker upgraded my account so I was forced to go cash for three days.
Then I wanted to buy at open today, but I had to drive somewhere and couldnt make it.

Lucky me huh

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there's no pool at the bottom though, it just keeps going.

>JCP up 22%
kek

They're a defense contractor. They get literally infinite blank blank checks from the taxpayers.

GIVE S Q Q Q MORE

It's just the reopening jitters.
It's just a tiny dip.
Buy it.
The V-shaped recovery is inevitable.

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No brakes on this train, I'm out.

some people think Wells Fargo might have to go. why would that be?

Amazon, green.
Walmart, green.

Want some advice, lads? Restructure your portfolio with companies that are mildly unaffected or better off thanks to Corona-chan.

Only half of the company is military. Airlines are taking them down to the grave with them.

you win bobo

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>JC Penney in talks to fund potential bankruptcy filing next week
BULLISH. And somehow crypto is the risky, manipulated one.

To all the bears, relax. Quit your fucking gloating. I’m a bear too out of fiscal responsibility, but in no way do I want to see a market failure because we will all be fucked sitting on piles of worthless cash.

>tfw watching my BABA, SNE, and CSCO calls lose over half their value in the past day and a half
Most of them still have at least two weeks left. I should still hodl, right?

I guess its time to stop buying at close and selling at opening.
The second leg is here.

because they're gay gamblers. WFC is safer than many banks. The price might go in half for common shares. but they should do fine.

OH

MY

FUCK

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