/smg/ - Stock Market General

april was just a dead cat edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stewardess/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Fuck tripfags

STOP SELLING YOU FUCKING RETARDS !!!

YOLO

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Welp

MUMUS ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY MUMUS?

womp womp
#barelylegal

STOP SELLING FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>It's over.

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What do i do now?

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>bought puts at the absolute bottom

Fuck me up

This too shall pass

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>oh bullfags? yeah they're delicious, try this one!

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Is that real?

WAIT IS THAT REAL???

IT ISN'T REAL IT ISN'T REAL IT ISN'T REAL

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I hate that cat so much

also it looks like we hit our bottom for the day and are bouncing back! Time to buy the dip!

Why are you like this biz

Just like that, SPY will never drop below 280 again!

help

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Zero reason to keep money in this market
Could we jump back to 288? Sure.
Could we jump back to 250? Sure.

Dont fuck with this. Youre risking a lot for getting a few pennies

I have stopped selling. I sold everything on Monday.

Ouchie. It hurts bros. It hurts so bad. Why did I buy those calls?

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PUMP IT NIGGERS

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

He was right


Zig Forums was wrong


again

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BUT IN DOWN $35

I NEED TO RECOVER THAT

>the dip

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same lol

PUMP IT JAY

wrong thread wrong thread wrong thread

Ain't no one gonna save you now

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risked $2000 for $70
fuck this market

Man, I might bow out and cut my losses.
Are we in for the second leg of the big dip?

how could we have ever doubted him

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It's just CGI man, it's not real. No cat is that gay in real life.

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I bought 200 shares of WPG and will buy more as it goes down.

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It all returns to nothing

buy puts on uber/grub?

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OMG IS THAT CAT REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>SAVE DAL CCL WFC
Why me?

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DUMP THIS SHIT MOTHAFUCKA

>falling for an institutional shakeout
ngmi hope you bought the bottom

SPY 120

So I somehow managed to short the exact bottom again, great.

...i mean, people couldn't come up with this on their own lookin at the data?
they need some cuck king to confirm it for them?

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PLEASE SOMEBODY KILL ME,........I JUST WANNA DIEEEEEE

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>not riding the swings
And I have to deal with the fucking bad spreads of eToro.

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OH NO NO NO

The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets
>The entire (((MSM))) is coordinating FUDD right now to tank the markets

SOXL user....

buying calls....now...holy fuck you are stupid.

idc, made money on the short term recovery anyways.

>I hate that cat so much

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what the fuck is going on?
no one in my friendlist is online on steam anymore, is everyone back to work and school?
am I just getting old?

Nows a good time to buy!!

jerome lies in wait
do not worry bull brothers

thanks for the tendies, bvll.

OK FUCK GREED FUCK FUCK FUCK I MADE MY GAINS TODAY ENOUGH ENOUGH TIME TO REST CLOSING TRADING TABS I DONT CARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING CASINO
NOOOOOOO IT SUCKS ME BACK ANONS HELP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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the algos need that

JETS
Surely america cant afford to let their airline industry collapse

My heart is bleeding, and i will cry all this night.

Say something good to me, please.

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Have you seen these threads the past month? Need you any further proof that people are biased to see what they want? King crab is the only truth, and he holds cash.

When are they gonna fire Powell? His job is to make sure stocks never go down. And he keeps fucking it up.

bulls getting absolutely DEVOURED today

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Why are you using etoro for CFDs anyways? Isn't +500 better spreads lower overnights?

based whistleblower poster
checked

>bear: muh fed rigging the market
>bulls: muh media rigging the market
in both cases it's the fucking jews, Zig Forums is always right

when are you gonna transition bro?

at least you didn't get fucked on the first leg down

what is so special about this cat gif that there are edits made

Just buy Boeing bro

holy shit I am a degenerate gambler, I closed and reopened the tab 6 fucking times

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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darkpools have spy priced at 273 just fyi

>come back from school
>all of my friends are gone on Steam
:(

they won't, but that doesn't mean it the stock price will rebound. Just look at the chart of BAC.

What the fuck is happening? Is there a reason for markets to dip this deep??

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it hurts though

>He shorted the bottom

Because the cat is dancing

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imagine the smell in wall street when second quarter numbers roll in

Alternatives don't have the variety eToro has.

because all the good news are priced in

Panic

we have all been there

>what is working from home
retard

This is what 90% of people on this board don't understand. Most are just looking at the cat behaving in a way that is different to how it normally would in a deliberate, repeated fashion. This is certainly noteworthy; but it's also the definition of what animal training is. Training the cat to dance in itself is impressive but not unprecedented. What is so amazing about this is the specific moves the cat is pulling in its routine. The movements are not within the realms of normal cat flexibility. The strength and balance required have been learned into that cat over months, if not years of practice. Incredible.

Mr Dr Fauci says that re-opening would be bad. Lord Powell warns the damage may be severe

Ah true true true
What are you playing

New crab born at 2812 support level

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King Crab may always hold some cash, but he's fucking making money both ways. Such is the way of the crab.

When did you buy? I exited today at 130, just opened a small position at 118, about to take a nap and setting a limit but of a 100 shares at $100 Incase it dumps hard while I’m sleeping

>no reason
I bet you think they crashed because of the virus, huh?

Tech stocks. Was shorting earlier, now doing longs.

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE GOYIM DUMPING ?!?!?!

NOOO STOP EATING ME

Prepare your ass for round 2 cunts, Bobo is coming to collect shat is due.

>TFW bought Boeing during the initial covid crash

Halp

Bisque Doll new scan group when?

>Say something good to me, please.
Its not that much money. Just a 2% drop. Come on.
Sleep over it and come back next week with new knowledge

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I KNOW
I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN
IVE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE

how do you cope with it? it's unhealthy

bouncing off EMA 200
easy

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i just never stop trading

when the markets close i switch to crypto

i have a problem

Guess where i bought this shit. Just guess it.

I can’t take it anymore, bros. I was bullish until 20 minutes ago, if this market opens green tomorrow im done with trading. This shit is just gambling.

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RTX bros....this is the bottom right

It's what I do. I can actually control the entire $37 trillion US equities market by either shorting the bottom or buying the top almost without fail.

how do you manage to not overtrade and stay sane? user I am worried

You do realise that crabbing means the market go up a little, down a little. It never ceases to amaze me how fucking stupid /smg/ is.

Please newfags, don't ever take advice from anyone on biz

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> Exxon Mobil is facing a new challenge from a shareholder who wants the company to make a more serious commitment to combating climate change.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>bear: muh fed rigging the market
>>bulls: muh media rigging the market
>in both cases it's the fucking jews, Zig Forums is always right
This can't be overstated.

>"""""free market economy"""""
>make sure stocks never go down

anyone sell far OTM puts for extra income? I sold 2 SPY 250 P for $268 a few weeks ago, expires on 5/22, hope I'm safe

This. These experiments were worked on in the cold war but we didnt see actual results until recently with the gif running as the front runner of many such cases. Now everyone wants in on it.

>We're finally going to be right
90% of the Bobos that were shitposting earlier this year already had their account wiped out. These would either be new ones or institutional bobos.

Buy tricking myself into trading practice/virtual funds. This way I can keep making bets and I won't lose real stack

Legal & General Investment Management (LGIM) is a British asset manager with about $1.5 trillion under management and a $1 billion stake in Exxon, amounting to about 0.5% of the company’s shares. LGIM is planning to vote against Darren Woods


damn 1 trillion

Which tech stocks should I go all in on?

It's already over, it's pumping now slowly.

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Bought RTX. Under 54 per. All that Govt money rolling in. All that middle east shit still a happening. Other shit that could happen. Yeah.. they'll be alright. Collect that divvy and just sit back.

you are 1 hour too late

i dont know who cares im up

this
t. guy who fell for tanker meme
Ill probably double down though lmao

Tesla

lol ok

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We can never know for sure.

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>tesla
>tech

It's a car company, retardo.

123 but got two more at 119. What's the longest you've been down on it?

WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES

I had puts into september and january next year. Im not a retard bobo who does short term

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Can we all take a moment to laugh at the poors in /PSG?

This is a list of stocks they have been shilling the past few days.

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>>tesla
>>tech

>It's a car company, retardo.

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This guy keeps calling winners.

They called UNFI and JCP movement before everyone else wtf!?! Zig Forums

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>plans to shoot thousands of satellites into space to give worldwide internet
>not tech
ok retard

>the graphs for all of the stocks on my watchlist look the exact same

wtf is happening?

are there any analysts who prediced today would happen?

>barelylegal
Just the way daddy likes it

Guys seriously what the fuck do I do? might as well sit back an see what happens tomorrow right?

POWEL HAS ABANDONED YOU MUMU
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ABANDON ALL REASON AND PLACE FAITH IN A FALSE GOD

I told you to buy that shit at like 9:45... You're probably fine, but you'd have some sick gains, but you waited too long.

If numbers go up then they'll obviously go down too. Why can't you guys take it easy? Perfect time to load up on dips.

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It’s becoming the crypto market

I'm surprised ONTX was even above 30 cents to begin with