Why aren’t you investing in no touch tools?

Just bought a couple hundred of these babies. Gonna sell em for a premium in my local area.
And if you aren’t using them yourself you’re a literal retard. Enjoy willingly infecting yourself with pathogens transmitted by touching the same things that hundreds of people, including niggers, spics, and dirty jeets who literally never wash their hands. Absolutely disgusting. This tool WILL save your life, if not at the very least a couple of weeks of invaluable, irreplaceable time you would otherwise spend sick.

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Yeah if all that stands between humanity and annihilation is a fucking hook hand I have to use to touch any surface I'll take death.

>he thinks the pandemic is real

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People are willing to buy any dumb shit these days... where can I buy some?

You're still presumably putting this filthy as seen on TV contraption in your pocket and using it on other doorknobs

so then what did my mother die of?

imagine willingly weakening your immune system because a megalomaniac government with a track record of fraudulent and subversive activity in multiple industries told you to

Ok nigger germ lover, keep picking up Tyrone’s fecal matter for me
Please point out where I mentioned the pandemic. Dumbass
Google covid key

Watch yourself get arrested for possession of "burglary tools" with that suspicious thing on your keychain

how would any of us know?

>he doesn't know that hospitals are being told to list every cause of death as "coronavirus" for more insurance gibs
>someone i know totally died from it bro its real!

Why? No fingerprints?

You're supposed to subject yourself to harmless viruses and bacteria. That's how your immune system trains itself for when something actually dangerous comes.

It’s called a retractable keychain you dumb fuck. Do you put sunscreen on your eyes too?

I mean when the police stop and search you and find that, they will arrest you because it looks like some kind of bump key or lock pick.

Just use the key you already carry anyways

Enjoy sitting on a pile of premium cost brass and no cheap way to machine them. People were shilling this shit 6 weeks ago on kickstarter. You're so fucking behind cashing out its... Are you retarded? Go measure the distance between your eyes, I'm 100% your mom was on the sauce when you got made.

you literally posted a "covid key"

Oh really? Because when I Google image search "covid key" I see every demo has it on a regular keychain. How would it being on a retractable keychain even help you fucktard? You're still walking around with a piece of metal that's touched every doorknob spreading germs between them. This thing is fucking pointless it's a scam

It's like you just bought the fidget spinners of the covid world after they started stocking them in Target and Walmart. Did you measure yet slappy? I'm guessing at least 3 inches.

I guess since it doesn’t do your ducking laundry and isn’t perfect masks are useless too. And door locks. You should get rid of those

You don't magically catch viruses from touching doorknobs, wash your hands regularly and you're fine

a family member almost died of it and it was on the news, retard. The guy had no underlying illness and was quite fit for a 60 year old.

You’re beyond retarded. You just ask them to google the damn thing and they can see it

I know you're just baiting faggot but I'm going to stop playing along now because it's gotten boring, here's your last (You)
Kys

Youre a piece of shit and I hope you get covid and die.

All this is doing is making me realise someone should manufacture them out of copper which naturally kills bacteria. Or silver.

Retard

lol i bet they put him on one of their new ventilators

I guess you’re supposed to walk into every single hospital and get a blood transfusion from every patient in the ICU. You go do that.

I died of it twice this year, it is real.

Idiot

I'm not saying you will be charged and convicted, but you absolutely will be arrested. If you enjoy spending 16 hours in a police cell and explaining your weird contraptions to the officers in the interview room then sure, go right ahead and carry this thing in public.

the point is, take your meds schizo.

Not everyone has skin as dark as you faggot

>so then what did my mother die of?
lack of bbc

oh i didn't realize it was on the news! it must really be true then

Idk man, shit looks pretty gay bro. Like literal virgins would be using this. Can you imagine a huge chad, dick bulging out, whipping out this pathetic cuck stick to open a fucking door? Gimme a break.

I eat my chips using chopsticks, if that counts.

Fags like you laughed at everyone who wore masks, goggles, or facecloths in February. You thought it would never become commonplace. You’re about to see the same thing again. Society is changing, ride the wave or get rekt bro.