Graduating From Yale

I knew that, but what industries can I even get a job in? What's the strategy? I don't have any real skills desu

Is gpa even important?

kek, so you're going to the clubs and meet alumni and not network for jobs? Are you on the spectrum?

Alternately just do a one year premed masters and go to a low ranked med school (if you ace MCAT DO should be fine - don't do carib) and be a doctor. You probably don't want to but its honestly a pretty easy path to 200k min

>you're smart but lazy
I guess. I had an existential crisis my Junior Year and took the MCAT and LSAT and scored perfect on MCAT and received a 177 on LSAT. But I assume my GPA is too fucked to go to any respectable law or med school program.

Do I have any shot at an MD?

I don't think so, but everyone considers me really "eccentric," which is code for autistic but cute t b h

In the US college degrees are just iq and submissiveness tests. You passed. Now just find a bunch of decent paying jobs you think are below you and apply. It doesn't Rly have to be relevant. I got hired in the med field and promoted to manager my degree is in finance from a good school.

>y-y-yes

You sound like a megaqueer.

They say eccentric but they mean creepy little white boy.

You should kill yourself. Like honestly.

i should be excited to meet YOU if I'm going to hire you

>Thinking universities will still exist..
Retards always forget we are living in the end of civilization...

Damn user, spoken the truth there

I thought it wasn't important. I thought by virtue of being a Yalie that I would get an interview at top companies and just BTFO everybody in the interview process.

>Now just find a bunch of decent paying jobs
So I'm out of luck for anything prestigious, huh? What do you consider decent paying? 80k? 100k?

>You sound like a megaqueer
Yale is the gayest Ivy. Stay jelly.
>creepy little white boy
I'm 6'4'' and can masquerade as an endangered WASP, seethe more

Sounds like some bootlicking bullshit. I've had dinners with Nobel Prize and Pulitzer Prize winners. Those conversations alone are probably 10x more interesting than any stupid middle manger boomer's life.

What else do you do at clubs? I like to go there with my lads, beat a boomer at chess, and then outwit them in a conversation about Deleuze and Spinoza. Seeking a job there is pure desperation and wouldn't look good in front of my lads.

Join the skull and bones society. They only accept hung members so beware. Tell the Bushes I give them my warmest regards.

kys

Too late. Didn't get tapped. Will send your regards Madame.

Any other tips?

kek enjoy working for an irrelevant accounting firm for the rest of your life

why? seems rather unnecessary

lol @ boomer yale NYC frat boys talking deleuze
nice larp

and here's where you let slip that you're LARPing beyond a reasonable doubt
nice try faggot closing this shit thread

>lol @ boomer yale NYC frat boys talking deleuze
You sound deleuzional user :)

Is the first job REALLY that important? That's the only one I heard GPA matters for, but you're making it sounds like it determines the rest of your life....

Perhaps a bit exgaggerated to rustle some jimmies, but this isn't any LARP user. I really am in this dire and perplexing situation.

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Why would anyone attend an Ivy League school and not network? The professional networking opportunities you get from a school like Yale are one of the main reasons to attend.

>not network
I didn't know how to. I made a bunch of friends and went to events, but I never followed up with any. How can I recover?

Join the military and become an officer. It's too late for ROTC but you can go the OCS route.

A prestigious Ivy-league degree basically just tells employers that you're academically smart. At the end of the day, though, that's still only one half of the equation. Employers also need to be able to like you, and based on your replies in this thread, you come off as an entitled asshat that future coworkers would generally try to avoid in the workplace. Humble yourself, come to realize that these "boomer" employers who went to lower tier schools than you are actually a lot better than you, and always maintain a hunger to learn and better your craft.

Aside from that, check out career services. The Yale alumni network is strong (I have a few friends that got their MBA's at SOM) so I would start there if you're trying to get your foot in the door of a big name company. The rest will be up to you.

Finally, I would only join the Yale NYC club if you're trying to make new friends. I joined the Penn Club for the same reason, and it helped me come out of my shell and get better at talking to people. As a bonus, you'll find people who have similar interests, and potentially find people to just hangout with. These ivy league clubs in NYC are first a foremost a social club.

>2.8 GPA
idk why but i kek'd hard. you'll be fine though user.