/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Opening bell edition
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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stewardess/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Oil supply is expected to fall to a nine-year low this month, the International Energy Agency said, as global producers make big cuts to offset a record collapse in demand.
>Oil supply is expected to fall to a nine-year low this month, the International Energy Agency said, as global producers make big cuts to offset a record collapse in demand.
Oil supply is expected to fall to a nine-year low this month, the International Energy Agency said, as global producers make big cuts to offset a record collapse in demand.
>Oil supply is expected to fall to a nine-year low this month, the International Energy Agency said, as global producers make big cuts to offset a record collapse in demand.
Oil supply is expected to fall to a nine-year low this month, the International Energy Agency said, as global producers make big cuts to offset a record collapse in demand.
>Oil supply is expected to fall to a nine-year low this month, the International Energy Agency said, as global producers make big cuts to offset a record collapse in demand.
Oil supply is expected to fall to a nine-year low this month, the International Energy Agency said, as global producers make big cuts to offset a record collapse in demand.

I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

WPG
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RTX why are you so fucking special? Green line go up not down.

OKE go up you aren't fucking oil.

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First for gold dumping

I am literally going to do the total opposite of what I think is right from now on.

Sell at pre market and buy during opening crash. It's that easy

first have to look at the volatility, anything below 25 is good, anything above is shit
then you look at the volume, which is zero, only retailers and robots are on the market, then you have to look at the direction, which is none because big players are still waiting, then you look at the price and everything is too high, especially considering financial reports will get worse.

then there is still US election, which increases volatility. So 2020 is probably fucked.

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Buy SSO at the open

Btw fuck anime.

Pulled out a week ago, i'm only here to watch the misery

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Are aliens priced in?

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so oil supply is going to reflect demand? I know it's a fucking meme, but this shit sounds like it's actually just priced in.

THE OPENING BELL

ANY MINUTE NOW

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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>2x bull

The color of the day is

BOGDANOFF RED

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>DCFC

Okay, now this actually checks out.

militarymoneymanual.com/how-to-time-the-market/

Does anyone have this infographic?

>WHO warns it could take up to 5 years before the coronavirus pandemic is under control

>Weekly jobless claims total 2.981 million, bringing coronavirus tally to 36.5 million

>US vs China cold war 2.0

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>BVLLISH

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Yes

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HOLYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Where is the demand at? A 100year low?

God the website looks less faggy back then.

What was the original pasta of this again

Clown World....most of my stocks/Etfs down....except for USO.

Will end green.

I don't want to see anyone bitching today when everything crashes. Bobos have been warning you for months that this was going to happen. The FED even injected 2 trillion to give you another chance to get out. If you havn't sold everything yet, you need to hurry up and do it this morning. You are running out of time user. The dead cat bounce we have been in for the last month is just designed to allow the elite to get more money out before the real crash.

Have you realized your mistake yet?

wtf mcgriddles cost more than mcchicken

Are you going to be surprised when we end the day 286?

Same
D-Do they need oil maybe?

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WE GOIN UP OR DOWN TODAY?
I'm bow thinkin up

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I haven't been inside a mcdonalds for 4 years... We've always hit the drive thru

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I went to buy a chicken junior at bk yesterda and they were up from $1 to $1.15. The dollar menu is about to be history

BREAD
I repeat, BREAD

Jokes on you I'm a natural gas holder.

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BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! PVMP IT JEROME PVMP DA BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

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>every illegal flees California out of fear of bad expensive healthcare and being locked out of their home country
>election in a congressional district right next to Los Angeles
>Republican wins in a 12% landslide
HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM

unemployment numbers soon.

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which is also tanking

So glad I loaded up on puts last Friday after the end of that little run. Has not only covered my portfolio downside losses but kept me solidly in the green.

thanks, fren

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>I'm a natural gas holder.
me too
jehehehheheheheh

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>premarket spy bounced off resistance and is about to retest
>in fucking premarket
Are you ready for the mother of all AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs?

>decided to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight after the last dip
>get a bad gut feeling the other day and decide to take my gains now and go back to cash
>now watching the market crater again
I think I FINALLY, after so many fucking failed attempts, timed it right anons!

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Has never meant anything

Lets have a virus and a race war, sounds great

the fucking numbers are already out check last thread.

oh boy here we go