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Huge correction incoming. Prepare your rainy days funds to buy the dip edition

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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
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>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Misc
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WHY THE FUCK IS KOS DROPPING THIS LOW

FUCK ANIME AND FUCK BOBOS

can't wait for MRO to go below 5

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I just bought HSD (leaf SPXS) for the first time since the bottom of the Great Crash. Thank me when the market goes up.

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did you know that coffee makes u fart haha I found that interesting

APOLOGIZE TO BUFFET

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BOND VIGILANTE

This refers to any of the large bond market investors who aggressively sell government bonds in the open market as a mark of protest against the policies adopted by the government or the central bank of a country. The huge selling of government bonds can cause the price of these bonds to witness a sharp drop in price, thus leading to a significant rise in their yields. In other words, bond investors can cause a considerable rise in the borrowing rates of governments, thus exerting significant pressure on them. While some view bond vigilantes as harmful speculators, others see them as an essential force disciplining governments that spend beyond their means.

>cocky bulls finally get taken down a notch

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Wtf is SHELL’s problem

who else is comfy rn
watching the puts print
drinking coffe
laughing at bullcucks

>Immediately gets raped by green dildo
Not so fast bobo

I hope MSFT goes to 99.50 again. It did in Dec 2018. Prob won't happen but I can hope right?

tempted to go all in when its at that point. I did when it happened in march and made 6k

some CDC fag is blowing dem whistles:

edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/rick-bright-testimony-05-14-20/index.html
>edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/rick-bright-testimony-05-14-20/index.html

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Europe is fucking dying holy shit

Who wants to set up a 4channel biz hydroponics camp in Northeastern tennessee?

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uhm... I thought the bear would wake up again in September?

THATS IT, JEROME!
I WILL DIVEST, BUY EUROS AND PAY FOR MY OIL IN RENMINBI! NEVER INVEST IN AMERICA AGAIN!
YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!!!!

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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Look at the Russell 2000 my man. We're all dying.

AAAAH IM GONNA HAVE TO BE A WAGIE TIL IM 80!!!

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The fart smells like coffee.

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So anons what are the implications of negative interest rates.

No I’m a shrimp farmer. No room for other indoor ventures.

RTX is trying to rebound. Maybe this is the low. Worth a look see.

THEY'RE PUMPING IT, THE BASTARDS

If I want to start researching for Value Investing, is SimplyWallStreet worth the subscription? It's 80 bucks a year. Anyone use that? I played with the free trial and it seemed to be the cleanest and well thought...

HERE WE GO

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>All month long Bullfags go on and on talking shit about how retarded Bears are
>today when the market is down fucking ~2% every single Bull is crying and won't shut the fuck up
hahahahaha
get fucked you fucking retards

Surely by the end of the summer we're back at ATH's.... right Bvlll Bros? HODL THE LINE & ACCOOOMULATE CHEAPIES

Based, MSFT is my favorite position, definitely scooping up more if we go that low.

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take your meds

I seriously hope you madcunts who successfully bought the bottom didn't get greedy and took your profits days ago.

>take out massive loan from a bank
>bank pays you interest on it

oh no no no, tankies are fucking losing it

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>BOND VIGILANTE
>This refers to any of the large bond market investors who aggressively sell government bonds in the open market as a mark of protest against the policies adopted by the government or the central bank of a country. The huge selling of government bonds can cause the price of these bonds to witness a sharp drop in price, thus leading to a significant rise in their yields. In other words, bond investors can cause a considerable rise in the borrowing rates of governments, thus exerting significant pressure on them. While some view bond vigilantes as harmful speculators, others see them as an essential force disciplining governments that spend beyond their means.

Man if Buffet just dumped all his 30 years today I'd be so happy.

> The US will face "unprecedented illness and fatalities" and "2020 will be darkest winter in modern history"

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The dollar index is rising. I think people should hold cash for now and wait until this correction is over.

therres 36 million unemployed for fucks sake

No savings accounts. You need to alao pay the bank in order to keep your money. We had this in Europe since theGFC and BOY does it suck. But it also means loans below 5% intrest for the plebs.

Take out a loan while rates are low and then go all in on Bitcoin. We japan now.

DEAD CAT BOUNCE!!!! DEAD CAT BOUNCE!!!! DOUBLE TOP FORMING

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

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zoom out just a few 1 minute candles before

KEK

based

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Cope

Got the treadmill set up for them user?

Neocaridina?

>not moving it all to cash during the dead cat bounce

C-Can't lose if I don't sell... haha.

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What sort of motive would cause the Ultimate Stock Broker to murder?

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$UPWK is the only thing keeping up my portfolio. I'm down hundreds of dollars. What the fuck.

Retards lmao just short the fucking dow PUT OPTIONS, how could someone actually be a bull with what is going on WE ARE LIVING IN A FUCKING MOVIE THE WORLD IS SHUT DOWN YOU IGNORANT FUCKS. I expect more from my generation are you a fucking boomer? How does ANYONE with a iq higher then 120 believe this is a bullish market????!????

>brandon is paid to shitpost on /smg/ too
wew. See ya in 2x.

The fuck is going on? Isn't everything reopening?

I didn't buy the complete bottom but I took profits last week. I can sit in cash all year and still be up 16%YTD minus however I get fucked in inflation. Now it just comes down to keeping my FOMO under control when we get some pumps again.

You'd have to be RETARDED not to buy shares in OLN right now. They own Winchester and got a military contract to make ALL THE US MILITARIES SMALL ARMS AMMO at the Lake City Plant and Nato tasks. The stock will go up back to $20+ at least. They take over October

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You should have been asking "what is going on?" when it was pumping, not when it is going down like it should be.

Priced in

pricing in the 3rd outbreak.

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yeah, reopening to find fucking nobody outside lmao

Guys holy fuck I bought International stocks for diversification and they're all GETTING FUCKING DESTROYED WTF THEY HAVE MONEY PRINTERS IN YUROPOOR LAND AND EVEN THE FAGGOT ANIME BOJ DOES TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why would you bet against our own country, the land that took care of us and worked hard for? It's very unpatriotic to do so, and I think Trump should make shorting illegal.

Hmm, market's fucked. zero/neg interest rates so savings accounts are worthless. Better off just to stuff your extra green in a fireproof safe.

>he's a dirty corporatist
get out of my country.

Good news is priced in my dude

That's not true. Nevertheless the damage is done, unemployment will stay high, consumers don't wanna buy stuff and are not allowed too...(only a certain amount off ppl per shop etc)

This shit is going down, straight down.

>I think Trump should make shorting illegal

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damn the Russell is getting kicked to the ground extra hard

God I fucking hate TD canada. I try to log into my bank account to access their investment platform, and I can't do that because the fucking site is down. And I cant directly access their investment platform because it's not accepting my Password. Im SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. I was going to buy in more 15 minutes ago and the stock I was looking at has already recovered by 3% since then.

BTC pumping. Time to buy the ponzi?

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Laughing my ass off at bulls who "bought the dip" yesterday.

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watchnewslive.tv/cnn2/
fucking fun to watch this CDC whistleblower shit on everything congress has done

this is just boomer larp, right? why would you bet against yourself when the country is out to fuck you as hard as possible?

Fucking disgusting faggot

Do you think there will be a 2:30 cramer pump?

Reminder that a bunch of you faggots were mocking Warrent Buffett last week. Kneel.

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This but unironically
Once things go back to normal, I'm going to be well off
>t. 500 IQ

how do I long SDR bros?

Senator Richard Burr's phone seized in FBI insider trading investigation

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Ignore crypto, buy gold fren

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Considering global passenger loss is 96% that is pretty good

It'll doomp while you sleep.

based CNBC watcher

>the state of literally all oil-related stocks
>price of oil futures
This HAS to be 100% shorts on these futures contracts.

I only buy on days where people are fucking freaking and saying that BTC is going to zero. So, no.

That was in 2013. But yes, if we can get Bitcoin to retest the ATH, it's going to cause a new bubble. You're probably too new to know this, but 2017 was not that unique. It was the third bubble since I started counting.


GO ALL IN

i am still amazed that retards do this in 2020

ITT: We desperately avoid margin calls!

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i am down 100k
how to die,

priced in means the current price is correct if the thing happens
it doesnt mean all the shit should go down

Are you guys talking about auto traffic? I swear it is fucking normal where I live now.

Buffet defeated the polos, GOD DAMN

Do I go all in on RTX or MRO?

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Kek

MSFT is making me bleed ass blood out of my own asshole.

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wtf have u held? x20 leveraged calls or what?

rick bright testimony going to drop SPY to 275 in an instant
youtube.com/watch?v=JtHqK2TjAgo

Can you be retarded somewhere else like reddit, PLEASE?

Fuck it. I'm averaging down. See you boys in five years when I break even with what companies are left

Yes

I'm waiting through the weekend and then I'm gonna do the same

Fuck Alliant Tech for becoming private

I made this, its only red from now

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Any of you guys thinking of buying some hotel stock? Like Hyatt? Not yet maybe, but, I mean in a few years I have to imagine people will travel again...

WOW not even five seconds after turning on that stream he was sniping at trump

Why the fuck is CONN such a strong stock.

These fags at the senate are fearmongering

Seriously how does the Russell fall so readily and hard. This is depressing

SPY HIT 278!

ksg is the most kino ending

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Rtx's bottom has to be close right? They have a license to steal from the American taxpayer.

To cheer us up what was your guys pick for dumbest IPO these past five years. For me its a hard three way race between UBER,LYFT, and Beyond Meats.

small caps are filled with zombie-unprofitable companies

Make Selling illegal desu
No sell. Only buy.

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Since today is the ex dividend date, wouldn't this be the day where the majority of people looking to leave their RTX position is highest? Thus a relative low save for absolutely fucking crash?

We're my Barrick chads at?

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I cashed out my mutual fund which just dropped to even, Im going to ride it out with the individual stocks that I have purchased because Im down so far that its just more worth it to try to ride it out than cash out with this much of a loss. At least I broke even on the larger side of my investment portfolio. I think I will make a ton on my stocks but its going to be 5-10 years maybe and I can afford to wait. I would be lying if I said I didnt think this was going to be a quick turnaround, its not going to be

WFC mooning

They aren't allowed to reopen and they're more likely to go bankrupt

Get in on this user. They pay dividend

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Sure, they can subcontract to Delta to throw Boeing 737 Maxes at taxpayer until they stop selling its stock

Small Caps will be hit the hardest and there are already too many zombie companies around.

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when it drops 50% from its post merger high then it will be bottom

What happened to VTIQ? Moon mission canceled?

Does anyone actually believe in this oil rally? Who is buying? Seriously. Oil up a dollar while oil company stocks are collapsing, there seems to be a disconnect of opinion here.

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I've been watching it on google (boring ass training video playing in the backround). But yeah it seems to hit the bottom.

wtf man nhentai.net/tag/big-penis/ that shit is not even related to stock wtf is this shit

I told you to buy

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good sign the divvie is staying

I legitimately think this is purely shorts

Yeah, but they are just Winchester and have the other chemical shit dragging them down like RTX and Collins now. I miss ATK since they ran federal which owned majority of contacts, and still do, among with tank ammo, bombs, rocket fuel, etc.