/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

No idea whats going on anymore edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/big-penis/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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He bought/sold/held?

>it's going back up
I'm ruined

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this

when are you gonna transition bro?

PUMP THIS SHIT JEROME
PUMP THIS SHIT

what did they mean by this

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Why? I already am a cute anime grill

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i am financially ruined
fuck you jerome
fuck the fed
fuck all of this

the most important thing in investing is to be CUNNING

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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/big-penis/


HOLD IT
how long has this link been in the OP text

you are all under arrest

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I sold at the low this morning. Duck this whole market

Jerome stop pumping oil you jackass.

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Pumb what e sold
Dumb what e boot
Inflate what e 'olds

Held TVIX overnight for a bit of profit, then sold at $229 and just bought 3 more shares of DIS 5 of MPC and 10 SGMS overall today i'm up 4.29% and 313% this month.

HELP

phoneposters baka

I love when cocky bobos get what they fucking deserve, oh and cunny

GEO for making bank off of niggers being worth something for once in their lives

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The best time to buy the dip was 30 minutes ago

The second best time is now

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its not even funny anymore

sounds like a cocky mumu, wait till 3

>all these bullnogs are still here
I am growing stronger.

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>Worst Cold Snap Since 1966 Has Farmers Assessing Potential Damage

>About 17% of Italy’s olive producing areas are currently estimated to be infected with the disease, olive quick decline syndrome, which has become colloquially known as olive leprosy and has also struck in France, Spain and Portugal.

>In Spain, losses could total €17bn over the same period, and Greece could suffer to the tune of about €2bn.

>NASA’s forecast for the next solar cycle (25) reveals it will be the weakest of the last 200 years.

BOBOS COME OUT

>Americans are seeing record hikes in the prices of meats, vegetables and cereals

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See you at the big sell off EoD. haha

DOUBLE TOP CONFIRMED

ITS OVER

SELLL SELLL SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLL

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>nhentai.net/tag/big-penis/
Fag

I started the day -7% and just sold at -0.01%, going to sit out the rest of the day in cash I think

Weebshit degenerate gook gtfo.

They can "arrest" me anytime.

>this pump
i am redeemed. from 20k to 0k to 30k

>Americans starve to death
>Ford closes down for good
>MSFT moves to China
>SPY reaches 350

>How is this a free market
I'll bite. In the free market everyone is a customer, and that includes the Fed so why would anyone stop the Fed from buying our stocks? It's just plain communism if we don't let a certain group buy our stocks. This is the US, not China user. That's just how the free market works.

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look at the timing of the upturn and consider that trump tweeted his absolute bullshit two hours ago

imagine participating in a system so easily manipulated by one liar's twitter account

>RTX off it's daily low

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OOOOOOOOOOO

Back to your cuckshed ivan is waiting.

NOBL, HDV, DVY, SPYD?
I know HDV has higher returns (less percentage loss that is at the moment) so far

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pervert

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lol'd

The clown marches on, looks like we will go green any minute

Duck was intentional

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I got too greedy bobos.........

Cant we just force people to buy stocks?
Call it "Liberty shares" and make not buying a certain volume of SPY a crime.

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AND IT KEEPS GOING

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Does this mean my natural gas stocks gonna be lit during winter?

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>buy high
>sell low
>profit
Works every time. Why are you guys so stupid and not follow these simple guidelines?

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>tfw I don’t have weak hands and withstood the very scary dip
We’re all gonna make it bros

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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>REFR

They wanna short it down so bad but they are getting squeezed

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>buy some SPXS
>market goes up
YOU'RE WELCOME

Line go up
Line go down
Line go back up
Line come down some
Line go down really fucking far
Line come back up some

Idc I'm not selling anything until 3 to 6 months at the very least. This money might as well sit here until I'm dead.

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>Waaah waaah.
Go seethe on plebbit you trannie.

AAAAAAAAAA IT WAS A BEAR TRAP

CAUGHT MY FOOT IN THE FUCKING BEAR TRAP GOD DAMMIT

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DOOOOOWNNNNNN

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So now that the bottom of this dip is in, what are your long-term holds on the way to recovery?

WHY IS IT NOT AS RED AS IT WAS EARLIER

PRINTER ACTIVATED
PRINTER ACTIVATED

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You don't know pain. You didn't listen.

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I would say yes, its going to be colder for possibly another 10 years

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>weak hands this morning
Fuck

But Musk is the best, right?

kys

Your bank wants to sell, Mr. CEO?
Would be a shame if leaked that video of you fucking a 11 year old.
Nono, its not a threat. Just a random thought.