First gf wants to invest in bitcoin

Wow a 3.2% return in less than 24 hours!

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lmfao, this is how i know you're a virgin beta faggot

>3.2% return in less than 24 hours
better than 90% of Zig Forums

Im giving you advice, you fucking 18 year old retarded nigger. What you gonna do in two weeks when you come crying here on Zig Forums WAAAH I MISS MY EX threads in two weeks you fucking stupid cunt. Yeah you will understand then, beta fucking retard acting as alpha is the worst kind of bizlets

Imagine being this deluded and pussy starved you think any female interaction is "she wants you bro"

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SELL SELL SELL

>joined bitcoin

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Allright, you incels clearly have no experience with females. I'm a chad and fucked over 100s of females, I'm giving you incels advice deluded fucking incels. You think you know, but you don't. Fucktards

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> he's let his gf turn him into a providing friend
Lmao enjoy the birthday sex!

and?who cares kys

>that stingy unlimited larping cope

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>Bro she just want to bond with you and share something with you, you fuckin massive faggot dont realise that? She doesn't care about btc and wants you to actually talk to her nigger

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Imagine bragging about having an gf on Zig Forums out of all places and then acting like others are cringe? You truly are a massive faggot and you should kys sincerely

Incels. Your simp opinions doesn't matter.

You're either that guy who whips his tiny dick out at parties when he's drunk or you are pic related coping about you virginity remaining intact

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>she doesn't care about money

This

Or i'm just better than you and i'm giving you advice from experience and not incel opinons like yourself. Whatever it doesn't matter, you fucktard incels are long gone anyway so you cope yourself all you want

imagine caring about 3D females in 2020 unironically

You're implying OP should get back with his ex, after an unknown amount of years removed from their breakup, just because she sent him a couple texts about bitcoin. You are literally a deluded coomer

No you are clearly too low intelligent to understand that OP is bragging about having his first girlfriend(current girlfriend) invested into Bitcoin. Which clearly means she is not an ex you fucking retard. And if that were the case then yes it's completely a different context. Coomer yourself, like the only thing you know how to do

Haha she bought the top. Shoulda shilled her LOKI so she'd fall back in love with you some day (maybe)

This guy is right and now I know why none of you here have GFs

THIS WILL HAPPEN

>What you gonna do in two weeks when you come crying here on Zig Forums WAAAH I MISS MY EX threads in two weeks you fucking stupid cunt.
>OP is bragging about having his first girlfriend(current girlfriend) invested into Bitcoin. Which clearly means she is not an ex you fucking retard.
Atleast keep your argument straight, coombrain. You already contradicted yourself

We have plates

I'm saying he should pay attention and understand his woman like on my first post before she leaves him in two weeks time and he comes crying on Zig Forums and then you whiteknight incel come gatekeeping an incel like op. You are even worse than OP, a literal tranny fucktard that gatekeep other low exp incel's with no exp.