/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Keeping the bubble alive edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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fuck anime

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First for bull traps

There is a glorious rainbow that beckons those with the spirit of adventure. And there are rich findings at the end of that rainbow. To the young and the not too old, I say look at the horizon, find that rainbow, go ride it. Not all will be rich; quite a few will find a vein of gold; but all who pursue that rainbow will have a joyous and exhilarating ride and some profit.

For those wondering why $CODX's dumping started sooner than expected.
seekingalpha.com/news/3574617-co-diagnostics-reverses-rally-after-hindenburg-short-cal

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yes

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Anyone else buying WFC puts?

When's the last time you had sex?

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What a day. Nice crabbing bulls and bobos.

so based

When the Nats won the world series

OH NO NO NO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY

(((Hindenburg)))

Everyone saying there will be an EOD dump.
Buying calls. You guys will get JUSTED.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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So the crab will continue till the gouvernment runs out of money? So never.

A year ago in a hotel in Tehran
Felt so empty after that that I stopped having sex at all

LAST CHANCE FOR SPY PUTS BEFORE EOD DUMP! Got SPY MAY 15 282P for $2

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WPG
WPG
WPG

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Kelly looks so much better in glasses

take your meds

land of the free btw

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Go back Reddit

>posts 2D
Good
>no nhentai link
>suicide prevention
You've failed me OP. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

haha all the time

So my guess is it's gonna rally a bit today, spike tomorrow, but close about even Friday afternoon, then proceed to crash more next week

man selling options feels really good.
sold somebody a 5/15 AMC 4.5p off that volatility spike earlier this week.
incredible seeing their option down 26% despite buying around 5.7/sh and it being 4.52/sh as we speak.
IV crush is a real stinker huh?

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Novermber 1983, I remember it fondly. She was a scrappy lass.

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Like 6-7 years ago, I ditched my girlfriend back then because I wanted to finish my minecraft base and after that I haven't even bothered trying. Takes too much time and effort

>div yield 16%
>p/e ratio under 10
>Q1 2020 expected to be decent considering competitor REIT financials
what am I forgetting to consider?? I'm about to dump into REITs because the government is giving a shit ton of emergency fund to retail businesses to keep then afloat during restrictions

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buckle up ladies

What do you even mean by that? If the banks can't verify the income of the people asking for a loan then why the fuck would they give them a loan?

>airline stocks

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What's the payout ratio ?

A small cap REIT with a shit ton of debt sounds like a terrible idea right now.

I just copied last OP
At this point I doubt there will be a crash. I would keep away till next week when futures run out, so we can see who really wants oil and who is Jerome with a funny hat and a fake mustache.
If it all looks like we fund this charade for another month, buy in.

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That's right, I only watch ADULT cartoons like rick and morty.

really? That's the most Nazi name ever..

About a month and it was boring marriage sex. Now I just get head and she doesn't even let me touch her boobs. Feels uncomfortable

How'd the base come out?

It’s 2:30 and Jim Cramer said it is safe to buy stocks again. Any suggestions?

BASED!

>companies switch to teleworking as NEW NORMAL(™)
>no longer have to pay for offices, office supplies, etc.
>on top of all the cost cutting from this recession
Please go all in

this is "the hindenburg"

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>div yield 16%
That's complete FOMO bait. They will never actually pay out that much.

Only if it's all residential.

Commercial real estate is fucking dying.

unironically, Yes.

guess what: fuck cartoons too

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Which sector are you looking for?

116%

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Fuck off.

Just added to the JETS ETF. Hit a new low today, but worth a small gamble for some broad airlines exposure imo.

oil

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What about residential/mortgage reits?

Pk and aple maybe in a few weeks

Cramer pump incoming.

Is there a based sector?

Last weekend.
Used a condom though.

"U.S. healthcare costs in 2015 were 16.9% GDP according to the OECD, over 5% GDP higher than the next most expensive OECD country. With U.S. GDP of $19 trillion, healthcare costs were about $3.2 trillion, or about $10,000 per person in a country of 320 million people."

I just don't get how Americans can justify this. You're getting robbed. Healthcare should never be for-profit.

>116%

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Kasparov blocked me on twitter for calling out his bullshit. He is such a warmongering Jew.

>>>/redd*t/

We all know how reliable mortgages are, it's not like there was an entire economic meltdown because of bad mortgages a decade ago or something.

>Loan insurance exists
>Credit default swaps exist
>it can costs thousands of dollars to actually verify a person’s income
>It’s a crime and legally prosecutable to lie about income on a mortgage application
Because we don’t live in a fairy tale world where you can just call a person’s employer and ask how much money a person makes

What's the expectation for the housing market? Is it a good or bad time for REITs?

>tfw $138 neet bucks selling FDs expiring tomorrow
fuck wsb bears and anime

the other REIT i was looking at (riocan) has a more reasonable payout ratio.
thanks for pointing that out. honestly didn't even consider that

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SICK CRABBING! SO MUCH ACTION!

Late march

what caused the mini dump, threat of blacklisting cuba again?

Okay this is epic.

about 7 months, after a 3 month FWB relationship she accused me of being an abusive rapist after i'd regularly cooked for her and offered to help her get a new bike after hers was stolen when she left it on her front steps unlocked.

she was a radical leftist but a tight, athletic, blonde piece of primo ass. batshit crazy and the sex was fantastic. but inevitably ended poorly.

Oil is the most based sector

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spy wont drop down to 280 by eod. no way the market will allow that to happen. we are opening up

It begins

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what does lola invest in :DDDDDDD

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Isn't Wyden the guy that talks like a fag?

ORLY, WMT, and HD looking like NASDAQ stocks.

pic related
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SPY DOUBLE TOP

ITS FUCKING OVER

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

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It came out great for that era, basically meh version of Mont Saint-Michel. Nowadays it would probably be considered trash, still worth it though

Penny stocks

Wait, I'm an idiot.

Make it so no uninsured person can be charged more than medicare charges and you'll see insurance cost plummet in order to get as many people on health insurance as possible.That's the only way the government could fix the system without overstepping their bounds into the private sector.

Snib snib u mahd

Up to ten shares in fang bought them a little under 40.
That and I bought 18 shares between 28 and 30 and sold at 44.45?

Because Americans would just get robbed by the government instead.

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Consumer staples. You gotta eat.
Personally, I'm buying telcos and into a makeup company because camwhores seem unphased by the recession.
10% yield isn't bad either.

>Thinking of a "WITNESS ME!" entry into the crab market
There is just no way they let this market slide, right?

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I warned you CODXfags.

JEROMEEEEEE SAVE ME

I bought 3 different oil stocks,
All up today.
PE, WTI, and ENBL.
Just burn oil and let demand skyrocket.
screw the cumsumer.

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i just wanna participate in the market again but all it's been nothing but crab days

Was it worth it?

Crashes hurt everybody. A slow bleed makes the bear very rich

so what exactly happened here this morning? large institutions dumped enough to leave ridiculous low on the candle?

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Someone post more crab memes they absolutely crack me up much more than bobo or bull

Are oil futures going into negative territory again this month ?

think looking at lola's portfolio and all she does is day trade sears stocks :DDD

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Does oral count?
3 years ago if it does

WAKE ME UP

Trump do big fard.

pretty obvious what they are doing. They saw the rally today and got scared because it was 30% up but they went short. kek
If they are so "sure" about CODX being a garbage company they would have announced their position after the ER not before it. Manipulating the market like this should be illegal.

Thank God Semis are getting pumped now

>it can costs thousands of dollars to actually verify a person’s income

>What are pay stubs
>What are bank statements

Do you really think people would out of their way to fake these just to get a mortgage they couldn't afford to pay? What an absurd argument. The banks did not verify income not because it was too expensive but because it was in their interest to give out as many loans as possible regardless of how risky they were to package and sell off. The fraud was so systematic that the rating agencies themselves were complicit in hiding the fact that these mortgages were literal fucking junk.

All these excuses you're giving are so laughable and non-sequitur that I can't even bother to respond to the rest. Only a moron would actually defend something as obviously fraudulent as this.

If it doesn't rebound from $2800 then it's over.

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oil free but gas still 5$ a gallon here baka shit don't add up nigger :DDD

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Covid19 goes through condoms you fuckin moron. Enjoy your coof.

kek

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what the actual fuck is your problem?