/smg/ Stock Market General

flattening edition
>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/business-suit/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Green day or I fuck myself with a sharpie later

This is the better one

Too late
Use this one

Other guy posted first, we can migrate to this one after

what the fuck happened? I went to bed and everything was fine. what the fuck did you people do?

fuck you fucking nigger lover, i ain't no migrant, this is my home now.

Fuck losing money. I hate it.

oh fuck, we're losing money today.

that's what happens before the fucking dump, so you're telling me there's still time to sell oil? what's a fucking good ticker, uso is fucked.

WTI needs to be at $40 for them to be profitable, but hey i guess working for nothing is going to be enforced because of socialism and liberals

Where the fuck have you been?

if you make a thread too late just fucking delete it or you're going to split the god damn threads.

fuck 3m, fuck the dow, just invest in the shit that matters... crematoriums and children. nothing else matters anymore.

any chance the drug does something cool that wasn't expected? like turn you into a newt?

YRCW could easily get back to $5 from $1.50

I'm sweating bullets right now.
Went all in on a swing trade that went down massively during pre-market.

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Thoughts on buying TOP Ships (TOPS)?

>swing
just hold till it eventually goes back up again.It'll be a few days at most. I wouldn't even be surprised if it closes green again today after yesterday.

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SO LONG, SEMICONDUCTORS HAHAHA

>SAVA
oh no no no no

No more brakes, JCP

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Opened up in a fucking hole... So instead of digging it deeper I'm just asking for some rope to climb out. anybody got any rope? I need some help here.

>TSM
>RTX
>AMD
>NVDA
>NOC
>YLC
trump is preparing for war against china and TSMC wants to build a semiconductor production plant in USA. should i go all in TRANNY?

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who /vanguard/ here?

>smallcaps is green
Lolwut?

ALTIMMUNE IS SHOOTING UP LIKE A ROCKET.

RUMORS THAT TRUMP WILL ANNONCE NEW VACCINE, ONLY NONSTAB, NASAL SPRAY CORONA VACCINE THAT IS IN TESTING

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let me know when you go full bear, i don't want to miss buying the dip.

it will eventually go up, the market always go up in long term. unless you invested in something stupid like penny stocks.

lol, sorry about the all caps

Industries? Nah. Energy? No way. Pie in the sky not-actual spacetrips? That's the company for me.

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... 1% is shooting up like a rocket?

MY MONEY IS DISAPPEARING

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There has literally been nothing but bad news for weeks now. How the fuck are we not even breaking -1?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

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markets just opened 30 minutes ago. I made 50 bucks lol

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WHAT THE FUCK??????
ARE YOU SERIOUS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????????

it's still down 60% since ATH...

That's $50 more than that tripnigger has ever made on his pajeet biopharma kek

BEAR DAY CANCELLED

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berkshire looking cheap

I’m at a 6 percent return 30 minutes in

That SHOP short is the easiest of my life.

Not even sweating.

Nothing is moving, jesus christ.

Reminder: I warned you fag

They won't announce the JCP bankruptcy before the stonks are in green

i sold my berkshire... i plan on making my own multi-billion dollar business empire, one dollar at a time.

Plz tell me oil stocks will dump. Just sold 20 shares of chevron yesterday at 90.50

At what price do I open leveraged shorts? I'm thinking 285.5

They're already pumping no?

PALMS ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK
ARMS ARE HEAVY
THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
MOMS SPAGHETTI

What I want to know is why smallcaps is leading the charge. This shit is hilarious.

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i just feel like after warren buffet dies that is going to go to shit

>literally resisted trendline at 2838
TA works great on short term
i just idk how to trade that. commission costs too much. i guess i need to learn options or some nigger
whats the best instrument to trade small spy nigger ticks?

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up 60. Options have it peaking at 7.50, but it was 1000 dollars 2 years ago.

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>warren buffet dies
This would be so bullish. 160 billion finally flooding the market

bobos....what happened
we were down more than a full percent

here's the secret to making money in this market

BUY THE FUCKING DIPS

it's that easy

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This isn't a market though. It's a clown market.

put money in a prop shop
>they lever you up
>commissions smaller

USO will do well.

Low supply, not just in US. Around the world and yes Saudi Arabia and Russian will reduce production, no one makes profit if Oil is less than $20.

Higher Demand, last month was the worst thing to happen to USO...and yet they're back making $$$.

They also have changed tactics to buy contracts later in the future to minimize risk. It's looking good, so far.

not a single dump 30 minutes in...wow

YLC?

How long till green? 5 minutes? 10?

The picture was clearly misleading.

now i would literally have made 5 ticks by now
damn
i know CFD are for autists but even there the expenses are too high i guess

Good news is, it's a potential 100 bagger! Again!

It doesn't matter anymore. No clue who the fuck is propping up this market to the current levels, but it makes no fucking sense.

First day in a while just sitting on cash. This almost seems predictable now, just buy at the open or in the early afternoon dip and either way just hang tight for the inevitable melt up.

keep crabbing I've got an iron condor on SPY 282-284

ok, this is based

>what do you mean, 50% commission?

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>They also have changed tactics to buy contracts later in the future to minimize risk. It's looking good, so far.
that's the most fucking retarded thing i've ever heard. Whats the process for rolling the position, seems like you'd just get contangoed up the ass.

What in the fuck is going on...are we all just so flushed with cash that the fundamentals don't matter anymore? It's just pure speculation..half these companies could declare bankruptcy and we'd still be pumping them and hoping to dump them for a profit on someone else.

Greater fool theory

CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS
CONSUMER SENTIMENT BEATS

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I've made +23% this year, so moved to cash and waiting for the fall. If I miss it, I'll buy back in when the clown is over.

Imagine being literally handed based gold from the heavens like this and still losing money.
Chad poster

r*ddit btfo

Should I buy more Wells Fargo?

wow why do they post bad news now

there are shops that take 5-15% of earnings and commissions are $0.06/share

Fed gave you tvix holders a chance to sell
Don't tell me you wasted it

was Jordan Belfort meme

Trump is going to have to get on the horn with McConnell. After they've whittled down some of the most silly parts of the democrat freebie wishlist, they'll both suck it up and pass another round of stimulus. Because this is what the market is going to do until it gets a fresh cash injection.

SAVA halted on volume twice in a row kek. It's actually inching upwards almost at my average. I'm going to dump this shit when it hits.

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SAVA having repeated halts, climbing back up

well i look foolish

Why is the Chinese government funding ZTO?

This stock hasn't had a single red day in 6 months...

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What happens if you have all your money in SPDR ETFs and state street goes bankrupt?

>Core Retail Sales m/m --17.2%
jesus

USA colapses

Nobody cares. Consaumer sentiment going back to normal.

>Consumer sentiment for May comes in at 73.7, vs 65 estimated

I recently started investing heavily into penny stocks. It just seemed to make a lot of cents.