/smg/ Stock Market General

OPERATION WARP SPEED LETS FUCKING GO edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/business-suit/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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stocks go up haha

*trucker horn blares*

cant wait to see this retard run away on the verge of tears after some reporters ask him questions.

JUST DUMP ALREADY

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BULLISH

Say something nice about him.

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>tfw bought in on SRNE at $3.50

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I hope you got into gold miner stocks and JNUG before all the boomers caught on to it.

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God Trump rambles more than my grandpa with dementia

>tfw missed out on the ACB train at 5 dollars a share

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>Bad news?
>Priced in.
>Good news?
>Priced in.

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Oh it'll be ten dollars soon enough
After the next reverse split

>vaccine or no vaccine, we're back
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh harder.

>Fauci's jacket not buttoned

fuckin slob.

Is someone shorting SRN?

Fucking hate spreads like this.

What nonsense is this!?

Especially when the spread isn't wide, 10 cents between bid and ask, and you trying meeting in the middle with no one biting. Or when you can only do 1 at a time at the middle but if you put in 10 orders not a single option gets purchased!

Like wtf. So many times I've had to move in favor of the other side to either buy/sell and to close the option. Is it really just algos on boths sides!?

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Why tho?
They don't have any cash left.
Expect offering soon. Better sell now and buy in later again. It's a good drug platform though.

ACB is a garbage stock.

If you guys are wondering if a stock has hit it's bottom or not, let me know the ticker. I'll buy some, and it'll either drop or maybe even get delisted. I thought 50 and 17 were good re-entry points for SYY and USDF respectively, and it looks like I rekt myself again for playing

Should you take this guy srs anymore??? Fucking Warp Speed...No vaccine in sight....Warp Speed into 2nd wave

Is the government forcefully vaccinating everyone bullish?

Don't worry user. If you bought in April youd be down in most stocks right now. A general downtrend seems very likely especially since only a few select stocks returned to pre corona virus level or higher.

Are you surprised Nigger Fauci doesn't have his shit together? Dude said cruises were safe and look how wrong he turned out to be. He also hasn't treated a patient in 28 years and has contributed near next to nothing when it comes to epidemiology. He is more of a politician than a doctor which makes him a nigger.

KAG 2020

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>muh 2nd wave!

Either a second wave or a lockdown until we have a vaccine, and that's NOT a viable strategy.

I don't believe in some of my stocks but own them because of diversification. Stuff like MMM or PG. Don't get me wrong, these are quality businesses, but I don't have any passion for these companies so buying more of their stock has become tough.

Would I be better served to cover the diversification issue with an index fund? Make it one third of my portfolio and be done with it so I can focus on my core conviction buys.

warp speed lmao
we sci fi now

Without a hint of irony, yes. For the economy anyways. Bearish for snek remaining unstepped

>free market

Operation WARP SPEED
hahahahaha I still can't believe it

>No news?
>Priced in.

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Well at least DIS and MRO are doing good today..

Extremely bullish, think of the spike in autism.

Cruises are very safe. Buy CUK.

>he didn't buy REFR under 2

Vaccine or no vaccine you heard the man

How do I get a job as a contact tracer? Sounds kino af

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Utilities getting smacked around today.

what is that fucking background noise on the stream, is it the truckers he mentioned, honking their horns?

youtube.com/watch?v=e-6eWEhjMa4

Ill maybe take the vaccine years down the road after it looks safe. The trackrecord for "fast tracked" vaccine is pretty fucking grim in terms of safety.

>Vuvuzelas

What?

anyone have the link for the live CNBC feed?

>this is not free market

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When the market recovers it's going to be like a rocket ship. Pack your bags fellows. We're going to the moon.

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Is that the fucking trumpets of the apocolypse in the backround?

Stream is called:

>President Trump Speaks on Vaccines

>Vaccines not developed yet.

LOL

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WE'RE GOING TO SPY 300 AT WARP SPEED

Fuck ACB. You could have been me.

>BUY
>looks like a good company to get into the new canadian market
>BUY
>long term growth should be good, right?
>BUY
>prospects are still good, as a long hold, right?
>BUY
>it has to go up from here, there's no reason it should be THIS low
>SELL
>fuck it, I should just cut my losses and put my money somewhere it will actually grow
>1 month later goes up +40% over my sell price

I lost $5500 getting hosed on this shit.

>Mr President, say something racist. I dare you

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How low can VNQ go in case of real estate crash? It was at 65 in march and it dropped from almost 79 back to 67 right now. Is sub 60 realistic?

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The problem with operation warp speed is that Scotty has been calling out from engineering that the goddamn ship isn't going to hold together unless we get some liquidity soon.
Pass. The. 2nd. Stimulus. Trumpy. Nothing else from your hopey changey distraction platform makes a bit of difference if you don't.

Some people don't even want to be told to put a piece of cloth over their face and stand six-feet apart. I can't wait to see how compulsory vaccines play out.

BVLLISH

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>be contact tracer
>work in the NEET division
>file report
>no contacts located for this individual

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>this entire week
>my shit has traded completely sideways

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protesting truckers honking horns i think

Yo I'm going to be so happy when America develops the vaccine and it's only manufactured in America and then America saves the world again. In the words of Buffet-Sama, "Bet on America:"

The stock market always falls for this shitty trump live stream and nothing is ever getting announced.

Trumps talking, both in words, and in tone, like he's being forced to do this.

I CAN ALLREADY FEEL THE AUTISM JUICE FLOWING TROUGH MY VEINS AAAAAAAAAAAAA WARP SPEED LETS GO

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>mfw made ACB calls yesterday

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Holy fuck these horns make it trully apocalyptic.

Makes you scared af.

LOL THE PAJEET ASKING ABOUT PROFIT MARGINE OF VACCINES...fucking pajeets KEK

SHUT THE FUCK UP RAJESH YOU GODDAMN STREET SHITTER