/smg/ - Stock Market General

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i got Jeromed today, Zig Forums
and not in a good way...

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Imagine being /cash/ these past 2 months lmao

Bobos have you learned your lesson? Don't bet against america. It is barely legal anyway.

Is Trump a cuck? Why does he get hard for negative interest rates? JAPANIFCATION is on its way.

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SAND
SAND
SAND

VOO
VEA

...

Next week blood red except for gold stocks.

Putting money where my mouth is, lads.

My only investment, Greatland Gold, 5k+.

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Trump is literally just a fucking delusional boomer in peak COPE mode. he's trying to grasp at anything to save this shit show and his image. Literally nothing he says right now matters.

meant for the other guy but I'm the moka pot poster and I think that's based I've had my second cup as well

Fixed

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thats a man

since you're probably a dumb dumb, SQQQ or TQQQ

RWT
ZNGA
CROCS

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NASDAQ is the real save heaven right now. Better store of value than gold because it cannot go down anymore.

Kek

why?

need the XXX bottle but yes accurate my butthole is hemorraging red

How to gambool $200 with options?
(btw that's a woman)

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MSFT
BA
LCI

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Invest in C, UN, and NNY

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>SQQQ or TQQQ
shant be leveraging, lad

lol

That's a man

>shant be leveraging, lad
but how do you expect to get rich quick?

>BA
holy shit no way. boeing is fucked

Buy novn for 35 cents. Q1 2020 report on may 28th. It will pump

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god i love paying money into social security to support dumb boomers while knowing I won't ever see anything out of it because the pyramid scheme will crumble before I hit retirement age

USO
M
NCLH

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>tfw no yellow qt to daytrade with

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I work there and trust me, I have no fcking clue how its stock isnt at 30 dollars. Worst diversity hiring shit company

defunding social security is political poison, they'll just print more money scared-bro

do you have a NDA?

JEROME PUMP HOUR

ALL IN

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Go break 287 and sky is the limit

I'm a swede. Half my income goes to roasties and muslims.

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I'm an electrician on the 737 max

If I had $200 I would buy 2 of the $162 GLD Puts that expire on the 22nd and dump them Monday at open.

Do you have a job, Baggie?
Where do you get all your gamble money from?

Interdasted

I work at LM and a lot of us have been day trading BA stock

so....

when is that thing going in the air?

why are you larping huh?

>boeing is fucked
Anyone is fucked, those who are betting against the house.

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I panhandle on the corner at the light when you get off the highway.

JUST TANK THE FUCKING MARKET ALREADY WHAT IS THE POINT OF PROPING IT UP IF ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT OUT IS OUUT FUUUUUUUCKKKK

Is a trump briefing live right now or what? I cant find anything on it.

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Perfect, hahahahahaha. Bobos are getting insane. Nobody is propping it up. Still plenty of room til' ATH.

source

this market is a farce. fake and gay.

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They haven’t gotten all the money out yet. You keep giving them more, dumb bobo

Algorithms, international capital flight, and pensions say no.