I’m graduating this week and I need to get a job. What skill can I learn in the next month or 3 months that will get me a high paying job? Would Solidity be best or data science? Or something else?
I’m a physics major, but I have no actual technical skills. I’m very good at math though.
Indoor Ranch farming
You can learn to suck a mean dick in 3 months. Good luck applying for jobs when unemployment is approaching great depression levels.
Wont tech companies still be hiring and maybe even expanding with increased demand for their services?
You can learn to put on kneepads properly.
>tfw class of 2019
That isn't how recessions work. You have no skills and no experience. You are about to be competing with a massive wave of qualified candidates that were recently laid off. Apply for everything. A paycheck is a paycheck.
Also, it’s retards with no actual skills getting released. I’m willing to learn some actual skills and I’m confident that my physics degree prepared me to be able to do so.
Boomers are slow at learning new skills, especially with computers. There’s a reason companies always young people to whore out their brains to optimize their shitty ad revenue algorithm.
>skill can I learn in the next month
>high paying job
I said three months also. I’m a fast learner.
Stay away from data science. Way overhyped.
Go for cloud solutions architect or cybersecurity. Both have certs that pay big money if you pass, which isn't even that hard. Both pay well and are growing in demand.
Another option is something to do with 5g or IoT, assuming these play out and are not also overhyped.
You'll need to put both of your hands together for this one buddy
are you seriously asking if solidity would be good to learn for getting a job? fucking kek. user....no. nobody is interesting in hiring devs with solidity experience. that's a 2017 meme. we use solidity cause we're crypto nerds and we like too, not because it's a marketable job skill.
>Stay away from data science
I agree, but I’m not looking to make a career in any of these positions. I just need a nice job for a year or two so I have a good flow of income, so I can build up enough money to take on some other projects I want to do.
I just frankly care about whatever tech position has the lowest barrier of entry for me to get into. Do you still a cloud training architect is the best path for that? I gotta pay for these certs to take the exam right?
Well you seem to be confident that you already know everything. Just remember - the real world is exactly like your cushy sheltered university existence.
get a job in cis (computer information systems) as a it support technician. good money and ez af
>cloud certificates
>OP has no technical skills whatsoever
These are hard even for CS graduates
They are even hard for CS graduates with several years of on the job experience
>3 months
>muh physics degree
get fucked OP, you arrogant piece of trash
CS Grads are retards. You and sound like insecure retards. Leave my thread.
Could the mods please range ban this trolling fuckface, please?
Well THIS insecure retard has a high paying salary and multiple employees. I actually skip over applications from well known schools because the kids are always smarmy know it all fucks that I end up having to fire within 6 months.
Take your meds schizo.
Figured you were insecure about going to some shitty state school. No one cares about your mediocre SaaS business and your puny X00,000 net worth doesn’t make up for your boring life. Leave boomer.
tdx - complit faggot here, class of '14
Bro. If you like anal, just sell you ass like i do.
I suck cocks for money.
Practice makes perfect, but you'll be a pro in no time
>nice job for a year or two so I have a good flow of income
>tech position has the lowest barrier of entry
You are delusional. Even in a great economy you would have to start at the bottom like everyone else. You have no experience and no skills. Also, no tits
Feelsgoodman
Ok retard. Not everyone is mentally slow like you.
Based, cardinal bro
You seem like a real stand-up guy. Who wouldn't want to work with you? You'll have no trouble finding a job.
what an entertaining thread.
Welcome to the land of unemployment
Delusional boomers
I was like you when I was younger, I went to a top 10 school and was incredibly confident when I graduated. Life will hit you hard once you're out of school, things aren't as easy as you think.
I always hear this from alumni. I never think it’s going to be easy, but I don’t care about that, especially when I’m young. I want life to hit me with its worst and I want to show I can get back on my feet when that happens. Decrepit boomers get all tired and pissy because they were cringe alcoholics and druggies. There’s a reason they all look like ghouls once they hit 30. Nothing I hate more than a boomer trying to drag me down to their sorry state.