Who wants to move to based Portugal...

totally serious portugal is worse than burundi and malawi, you have been warned

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Moving there the moment Link goes triple digits

I love Portuguese women. They are ugly in a really hot way

>muh ball chasers
and?

he's lying buddy I'm portuguese and it's awesome
the only downside is there's some lying pricks like here, but he's a minority

Their hairy asscracks hold quite the aroma

>hey guys it's tottaly fine here in this nigger infested shithole
vai po caralho palhaço

JUS CUM TO THE SUNNY ALGARVE WIV ME N DA LADS, YOULL FEEL RIGHT AT HOME

GOT THE WHOLE CREW ERE, DEANO (FUCKEN LEDGE), DAZZA, TIMMY TWELVE PINTS, AARON WIV THE CLAPPED OUT CAVALIER, WE GO OUT AND GET WRECKED EVERY NITE IN LAGOS

EVERY CAFE SERVES FULL ENGLISH SO THE FOOD IS WELL LUSH

EVERY BAR GOT STELLA ON TAP

WOMEN R FIT AS FUCK N WELL UP 4 IT

JOB DONE

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You don't plan to go to the 2022 FIFA World Cup when you make it?

Kek

mad.

This is bait to get people to come and spend money in their shit hole country . Don't fall for it

we need no americans, fuck off !

The hell for? If I make it I will be chilling in my patio jacuzzi with a nice drink and a cigar smoking some nice meat in my fully decked out ceramic grill on my million dollar mountain house. You go and have fun user

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What kind of residence would you recommend there for a 30 something bachelor?

i recommend you to fuck off

This is 100% false. We do have an inheritance and wealth taxes. Our taxes are fucking high btw.
We don't have any crypto taxes, mostly because most I doubt any legislator has any idea what the fuck is crypto.

You will literally have a harem of women lined up to be bred by your seed.

t. brown haired Portuguese who has seen his blonde haired, blue-eyed, tall cousin have women swoon over him all his life

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Fuck i hate english people sooo fucking much. Its exactly this. And their all bald.

You need residence to cash out bitcoin without taxes.

That means only EUfags could go there and rent an apartment. 6 months later you can cash out.

If you are not EUfag. You would need a job and a visa, and pretty sure you don't want to work for 600€/month

Ya they can keep it. Fuck em

I just started researching Portugal a couple days back. Thinking about moving there at some point. About to start trading margin on Kraken once I get my account verified. If all goes well Ill take a plane over there and check it out. Average male height there is like 5'8. So Im assuming its just like America. I am 5'11 and good looking enough. Im sure Ill have a decent chance with the QTs over there. Apparently the people there are very respectful to foreigners. Imma go over there and spread my seed.

WOTFACKUSAY ABOUTME U FACKIN CANT OILL AVE UR FACKIN GUTS FER GARTERS N SLAP U FACKIN SILLY COME ON EN COME ON EN LETS FACKIN AVE IT SON AY AY WHASSAT CANT EAR YA M8 U FACKIN CANT

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See if you can get a passport.
I'm seriously considering moving there EoY, I have to live somewhere for a year.
The mutts should keep to themselves. I wouldn't want to seen doing business with Americans.
law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/31/515.329
aka not worth the hassle for the rest of us.
Renounce & get better passport
Also how its hard to get a visa? You're only allowed 90 of the last 180 days to my knowledge.

Also on your USA idea, great Idea also but again no mutts as they don't get to use America as free haven like the RoW. Infact very few tax free havens for mutts, check out FATCA

great idea though, we're all so agreeable.

>i can't get pussy where i am so im going to a place i have no clue about
hahahahhaha yes come here cuck bitches will scam you out of your money and then you are left high and dry in poverty. lmao at beat mouth breathers

I went to Portugal for two weeks from America and stayed in a villa in northern Portugal right by the Spanish border. Really beautiful place with some really hot women. Huge tits and ass. Very slutty too. A place like Portugal would really help out incels.

I've considered Portugal and Spain for an expat thing and live there during the summer, then go back to US for winter sports. It has potential but it's not the easiest or hardest country to do this with so you'd have to actually like the place and people. I have a few discord tranny frens from there and another in Croatia. This is the main reason I'd do it. Because I am not good at making frens so I'll just go to where they are. We're all very autistic but we like hiking and shit. Maybe we surf and ski. I'd try to get a villa or something so it's a cool place to live for not too much.

I mean I do pretty well where I am at bro. These American women are extra fucked. I work as a bartender and most of the staff are women. Its crazy the shit I hear from them. These girls cheat on their boyfriends all the time with customers even. One time someone said something to one of the boyfriends and he ended up getting into an argument with his girlfriend and sent her flowers to work the next day. I have become so disgusted with the women I am around. I have started to believe that no women in America have traditional values. I know there are some, but that is like finding a unicorn.