/smg/ Stock Market General

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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/TAX EVASION/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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You have been in the house of crab for a month.
Did you remember to pay your rent to your crab landlord?

SHRM is love

SHRM is life

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BLOOD RED

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i've paid my taxes... rent isn't my thing... 0 debt and so fucking happy. thanks for being here.
youtube.com/watch?v=2en4ofkt1eo

MASSIVE PUMP NEXT WEEK!

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if anybody desrves nichole kidman,,, kieth is the real deal.

which one of you was this?

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shutup retard

Remember that it is illegal for the stock market to go down, and crab marked will be enforced BY LAW

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Red Monday:
- Tech antitrust news
- Fed instability report and Powell's 60 minutes interview slightly bearish
- Potential second wave in Asia
- Worsening China relations
- Oil volatility before rollover

Green Monday:
- Upcoming stimulus hopes
- Continued reopenings
- Likely good Chinese company earnings
- Consumer sentiment improving
- /smg/ is mostly bearish

Crab Monday:
- Bears are still way too hungry
- Bulls are still way too cocky

this guy is my idol... i love this kiwi... thank god he landed in nashville.

AAAAAHHHHH

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I lost $40 in PVHO after impulsively buying $200 of it 30 mins before close last friday. Should I take my remaining money out or wait for the bounce back up? I'm scared Zig Forums

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gimme the Big Red, baby

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not many american's look at a country music star and love him... the reason i love him is because he never forgot his roots. he's an ex junkie... i love the ambition it took on him to become the top of the charts... i love many assuies, but he's my favorite kiwi all time.

>tfw you missed out on young love

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tfw when pol told you about incoming crash and you didnt know about tvix and puts

it's good until it ends, user.

stop posting porn you sex-deprived freak

ima scoop up some realestate and start a business... im so fucking lucky.

Im afraid my yolo play on wti on friday was a mistake

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>FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
BULLKEKS ARE KILL

Just leave the gold futures alone, Bobo. I put everything into gold miners Friday.

That's what i was thinking. Surely this hasn't actually happened, and if it did good god how the hell is that not the most bearish of all possible signals you could make. 80 million barrels rolled over? silently? Yea right. And if it does, that just means things are so monumentally fucked they actually ARE worth negative by definition that nobody is willing to get it period.

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How fuck is the world economy in the long term? Great depression levels?

everybody looks at vacancy like it's bad news... ii see opportunities on those signs, and ima do some paperwork next week. im fucking buying. iim giving people jobs.

ya i wasnt and and im pissed off lol

it's good stuff, but you can still try to find a woman who isn't totally cynical and jaded after having tried everything sexually and giving up.

You may have to go somewhere that has a lower age of consent or something, I don't fucking know. But everyone grows up, otherwise you'd never stop staring into eachother's eyes and fucking.

I just wanted people to notice the post.

Also, I think it's kind of interesting, the idea of having a woman bound up underneath her clothes as she goes about every day life? All day long she'd be thinking about you, more or less.

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well... you can work... just understand market, this is a once iin a lifetiime shit. don't squander the only chance you get.

Beyond fucked. Economy is dead and zero growth since decades. But probably further inflateable with more and more debt until the boomers retire, then milenials fuck it up and RIP.

Red Monday, hard bounce Tuesday, second leg down starts Wednesday.
>t. JPM chad

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This market sucks. Everything that should increase in price ends up tanking at the smallest bit of news. This is fucking retarded. My CRM calls should be reliable af but thanks to the Wu Ping cough they’re not. Fucking fuck the chinks.

iim so in love i literally don't look at other women the way i look at my gf... im forever taken...

>not being a JC Penney's tenant

unironically literally seriously ngmi

I'm committed to my play till it plays out, your gold is safe fren.

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ya im trying fucked up every move so far if only i know more ea few months ago

she stole my heart... i love her so much i want to scream baggis gf has no dick and she treats him nicely.

how big is her dick?

We're at the end of a 75 year credit cycle, so it will be bad, but when the economy starts building up again, Kings will be made.

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if i buy medium/ long term calls now will gains robin show lower?

SHORT AND STUPID

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the key is to care, and all your dreams will come true with enough effort.

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How we feelin' on the Biz index?

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You have 15 minutes to stop me from dumping the futures to oblivion.

Convince me otherwise.

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i may have sold a ton of gold... im far from stupid... count your lucky stars again... i donated to those faggots....

That chart looks made up, why should there be a 75 year debt cycle like it's a law of nature? Surely it has something to do with the actual economy and government policy which has changed a lot in the last 100 years.

do what everr it is you do.... i love you regardless of your decisions.

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please do it

I have never won an option position. I worked rly hard to figure out CRM would be a relatively safe run up and would really like to win just this once. Please.

I want to FUCK a demon girl. How many millions to achieve this? 1.5 is not enough.

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