*Ahem*
I have an announcement to make frens, would you be so kind to consolidate into the hall please. This announcement is of the upmost importance...I will begin the address once we are all present.
*Ahem*
Cameron Price
James Miller
Fantastic!
Levi Roberts
I'm present
Samuel Johnson
Thank you for joining fine gentlemen! However, I still believe there are some caught in traffic.
Aiden Bennett
Is this the right place? I heard a rumor that there is going to be an important announcement soon.
Samuel Nelson
you have my undivided attention
Jack Cruz
>i wonder what he has in store for us this evening
speak lad, on with it!
Robert Davis
Sorry I'm late had to finish my cigar.
Tyler Nelson
My ears are peeled OP. Please continue
David Ramirez
Is this the thing about negroes and janitors again?
Josiah Adams
Yes ! You have arrived at the right place, still some of our guests are arriving there seems to be excessive traffic on the board lately. In the mean time do help yourself to some refreshments.
Thank you for coming fren! You will not be disappointed, he have a great announcement in store for all that attend today, in the mean time do please help yourself to the refreshments.
Carson Morales
If the announcement is about Chainlink I will shoot this entire room
Jason Taylor
oh boy! im seething with anticipation!
Hudson Walker
I have to wake up to go to my wagecage tomorrow at 6am sharp so I'm attending via ZOOM tonight. Isnt technology the best, fren?
John Lopez
* SHUTTER *
>Lights are all turn off.
*tap tap tap*
>footsteps enter the main stage of the hall.
Parker Moore
Looking forward to a great oration this morning.
Cameron Taylor
TELL ME WHAT IT IS AND ILL BUY IT
Tyler Nguyen
Sorry traffic was brutal
Kayden Butler
hi frens, i was freezing my nuts off out there. looks like i'm just in time
Ryder Johnson
*SGHHHHZUSUUHGH*
Hello, Frens I am sorry for the sudden change in lighting the mood for the announcement was not quite right... This is quite a big announcement that will occur here today so I would like to thank you all for taking time out of your day for the moment of tremendous anticipation.
*LIGHTS SHINE ON MIC BUT HE WAS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN*
Colton Howard
*LIGHTS EXPLODED*
GREETINGS FRENS, HERE IS YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT IT TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO PUT TOGETHER.
AHEM
FUCKING JANNY NIGGER THIS ONE IS FOR YOU - THE BOARD IS A FUCKING MESS WITH SHIT INDIAN PAJEETS SANJAY CUMJAY AND MIKE FROM IT SCAMMING AWAY SHILLY THEY FUCKING NIGGERISH ERC20 SCAMS I DEMAND YOU FUCKING DO YOUR JOB YOU ABSOLUTE SOULESS HACK.
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK PAJEET INDIAN KEKS AND THEIR STUPID SCAM TOKENS, FUCKEN GIVE ME FLAGS YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTS. HIRO YOU FUCK YOU THINK YOU CAN BAN ME SUCK MY COCK DNS AND IP CHANGED EVERY 2 MINUTES BITCH.
AS HE DUSTED OFF HIS CHEETOHS
WAS A SOUND OF "FUCK NEGROES"
HE HEATED A HOTPOCKET
CUM-STAINED TISSUES ON HIS CARPET
HE WAS SITTING AT HIS TABLE
MAD THAT ANONS WERE UNGRATEFUL
SO HE DELETED THE WHOLE THREAD NOW
SHUT IT ALL DOWN
NOTHING ALLOWED
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
AND HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, JANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING "FUCK YOU"
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED BY
A CUTE CRIMINAL
Ethan Morales
Do you guys mind if I do a J in here?
Hudson Perez
* MOOD LIGHTING KICKS IN *
YOU FUCKEN RETARDED FREE WORKING KEK THAT IS 200% A LOSER IF YOU FUCKING HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING DO IT GIVE US FUCKING FLAGS YOU USELESS CUNT.
HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME
Camden Phillips
extremely based user
Chase Sanchez
Adam Flores
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH COME ON ANONS LET'S ALL RAGE UNTIL WE GET OUR FUCKING FLAGS. BASED AND REDPILLED, FREN!
Leo Taylor
is this real or is this a fantasy?
Lincoln Evans
Overwhelmingly based, user. This pronouncement shall be one for the annals.
Jeeves, bring the carriage. This thread has put me in a most fine humour and I think I shall crack open that 180 yr old cask of brandy upon my return.
Julian Gutierrez
now THIS is based
Ethan Richardson
Logan Lewis
Finally a decent fucking thread
David Hall
Bravo OP! Bravo!