/smg/ - Stock Market General Gambling Thread

Big hat edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/witch/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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propublica.org/article/whistleblower-wall-street-has-engaged-in-widespread-manipulation-of-mortgage-funds
twitter.com/AnonBabble

China is going to fuck me today, biz... and not in a good way...

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hello frens can i buy 1 stock pls

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basis on what exactly
also
>where is coffeegang

>I am betting against america with my gold buys
>and I am winning in real time
BASED
Gold moon mission will become a mission to mars soon, bros.

Futures R retarded

I wish we'd just go into it blind.

Fuck bobos, acquire oil.

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May I interest you in a barrel of oil?

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tfw team mumu...comfy. Never sold, still accumulating.

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BPD (like many female disorders) is ill defined, generally just a way for psychiatrists to convince women they need to take xanax and calm down.
The way I'd diagnose it is when you finish eating your awful food at Buffalo Wild Wings in 2016 with the homestuck cosplay girl you met on tinder, and you decide to go on a fun drive up in the mountains by her house. On the drive over she tells you an incomprehensible story about how her Mormon dad became an ambien addict, cheated on her mom, and that's why she has to use a fake name which sounds like a final fantasy character's. You laugh nervously, not sure where this is going. Still headed up the mountain, you pass by a historic cemetery, and think it'd be cute to drive through. 2/3 of the way through, a black cat crosses your path, the girl starts to hysterically demand you turn around. Thinking she's joking you keep driving, until you realize she's on the verge of tears and makes you drive out in reverse. As darkness falls you take her to a church parking lot overlooking the city. While you make out in the car she tells you you remind her of her aforementioned dad. You almost do a spit-take, what could this mean? She says she likes that.

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propublica.org/article/whistleblower-wall-street-has-engaged-in-widespread-manipulation-of-mortgage-funds
The odd thing is that this is exact the same that happened in the previous financial crisis. They didn’t even bother to change the schemes. The most mindblowing part about this is the fact that a owner of a certain building is also involved in these practices of inflating profits or to be precise, fraud. There is a certain entity which leases 45000 feet in this building. The article mentions before that said entity does not have knowledge concerning these fraudulent practices and they declined to comment further. This entity? The SEC

I feel so stupid having a boomer-level safe portfolio. I want sick 50%, 100% gains too. But that's basically gambling since I'm a nobody and have no experience in the stock market.

And even if I did, nobody can time the market anyways without insider information.

How do you guys get over this feeling of FOMO? I should be happy with what I have, but I just can't shake the fact that there are without a doubt, some people out there who've made it big doing risky plays, or hitting it big with crypto. I just want to be content with myself..

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It's been always like that since I started posting here in 2015. Robinhood general had more notorious anime posters back then. I dunno where they are now but I think they've probably made it, hence they quit Zig Forums.

Coffeegang had to rest or else they'll get heart attack from caffeine overdose.

Fucking hell user. I looked at my PC's clock and realized that it's already Monday morning.

#JustQurantineThings

Its more betting against all currencies

should i just capitulate on my puts ? i cant handle this any longer, VIX dropping, markets opening, i need my 5k back

Just know that long-term investors always come on top. Every kind of strategy people use always underperforms long-term holding.

based

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In what time window. And yes. The flu with a vaccine still like 60k people. And you'll need to define "pre condition". They've gotten pretty loose on it.

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We break 290 today and probably 295 too and this pace, without any news. I like it.

will trump pop the nasdaq bubble?

faceberg is fucking pathetic anyways. 15 years later they're still myspace 2.0.

>Daily Mail
Why do retards still fucking read this shit?

this is what healthy women in uk actually look like

just one more leg down bros
come on its easy just sell bro
We've got a huge economic retraction coming
come on lets be real bros please
Powell said himself theres gonna be a huge downturn
please crash this is just kicking the can down
the road come on bros It'll just be way
worse later if we dont just take this hit now
why cant we just have everything shitty
for a while instead of just having everything
a lot shittier for a longer while later down the line
come on bros this is crazy
please crash

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>10/10 in britain

That's nothing like BPD, dude.
That's some combo of quirky and daddy issues.
BPD is largely an over-active fight-or-flight response

Also, that's one of my favorite pics. I've made several memes with it.

Gib penny stock with 5000% upside pls

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A real mystery. But you can bet your ass a lot of people with "no pre condition" are actually fat as fuck. Can't have diabetes and hypertension if you never see a doctor go get diagnosed.

JCPenny

BOOOOM - V shape recovery here we go. +3% DAX

too long didn't read.. what do I buy?

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Fucking kek finally the perfect version!

>my hat gets bigger if I’m horny

Yes and also this. I want to buy more gold and Barrick but I need to wait for another deflationary hit...

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Hohoho you want crash you get all time high Ching chong ching chong

nooooOOOOOOOO pLEASE

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t. missed the rally

Get rekt faggot

>turtle
HEAR

barrick gold
barrick gold barrick gold
barrick gold barrick gold barrick gold

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Today bobos. We hit upward cricuit breakers. OH WAIT, there are none! Get rekt bobos.

Some of us just didn’t buy high-beta stocks and really need an entry point for DexCom...

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Let's try this again since you deflected at the end of the previous thread.
Let's say we isolated the old and the sick so the rest could get back to work (let's say we isolate anyone over 65 and anyone with any comorbidity).
There would of course still be a lot of deaths among the young and healthy, and we can even get a decent estimate. Two questions for you:
1) What is your guess at this number?
2) What number would you think "too high", i.e. lockdowns would be worth it?

I'll give you the answer this time. It would be about 100k-250k deaths, if we do your plan of isolating the old and the sick and stick to it.

IFR: 1.2%
% of Covid-19 deaths under 65: 25%
% of Covid-19 deaths without comorbidity: up to 25%
US Population: 330,000,000
If everyone were infected, 330M * 0.012 = 3,960,000 would die, or about 4 million. Of these, 25% would be under 65, or about 1 million. Of these, deaths with no comorbidity would be up to 25%, which is 250,000 young, healthy Americans dead with your plan. Lower that number because not everyone will be infected (maybe only 70%-80%) and because the number of deaths with no comorbidity may be lower than 25%, so say 100k-250k (max) young, healthy Americans dead if we let Coronavirus spread wild but (successfully) isolate all old and sick.

Does that sound tolerable?

once the markets open i will market sell everything

Why is it pumping again?
I heard it was a bear market

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