/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/cbt/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Why didn't any of you retards tell me to go all in on $FSLY? It's better than $NET.

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FUCK ANIME AND FUCK BOBO

DAL +12%
BUFFET ON SUICIDE WATCH

>this guy walks up and slaps your gf’s indices
wat do, bobo retards?

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Shit no one wants you to know:

Ventilators killed people instead of saved them.
Epidemiology is junk and garbage, almost entirely idiots and the field is a joke.
Lockdown was entirely stupid and the media attacked the safest place to be which is outside.

They should have relied on insurance companies pandemic models instead of consulting a single academic or doctor.

the most esteemed epidemiologists can't do basic modeling and their science is actually junk.

2950 broken and done

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Why are we up so much today?

I got fucked today, biz... and not in an easy market way...

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Yeah it is finally done.

No more bear markets ever

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>+884,59% gain on WTI
please keep going up even 1% every day from now and let me retire with fuck you money

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Old man boomer Warren J Buffets Jr days are over, the NEETchads are rising up to take his place

TRUMP LITERALLY SHITTING ON LIBKEKS

STONKS GO UP

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

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Why are we up 3%? Doesn't this seem a little excessive?

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> signal the top
> prepare for reversal

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It just keeps going up

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>tfw went all in on oil in march and april

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ACB mooning on my put...
MVIS back to .95
>what’s happening

>Ventilators killed people instead of saved them.
Okay
>Epidemiology is junk and garbage, almost entirely idiots and the field is a joke.
BASED
>Lockdown was entirely stupid and the media attacked the safest place to be which is outside.
BAAASED

At least this allowed some of us to load up at 30-70% discount for easy 33-200% gains

S&P 3,000 eod

Fucking christ it just keeps going up

thats it i just bought that piece of shit GE because i cant take it anymore and im already up with this stupid clown pump

blessed OP image

it's true that most "experts" are completely incompetent monkey people

Michigander here. There's more cars on the road now than pre-covid as of last week. Things have taken a 180 here.

Algorithms
TINA
Hedgefunds
Jewish Tricks
The Will of the Bognadoffs
etc

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WE BACK BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSS

youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

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>no horns
>no myostatin
Bobo would rek his shit

BOBO


BOBO ARE YOU OK


ARE YOU OK BOBO

I am really hating this fucking restriction right now, there's shit I want to buy

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Leave no bear alive, total annihilation

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what are you holding?

estimated time until 3000:

25 minutes

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Let's discuss some macro

2H:

Low wage income people are fucked as they will bear the brunt of permanent job losses.
Stock market will be the target of majority of inflation effects alongside natural recovery taking it to ATH.
Housing market will be neutral with a slow recovery except in specific commercial.
California and NYC are the most fucked places as people flee the poorly ran states.
The exodus from China especially in medical will continue and also include Europe/Asia joining in.

NEWS FLASH: Buffet dies from heart stroke after looking at airlines

holy shit RIP get a fucking margin account ASAP so they lift that

>Why are we up 3%?
This is the sign, the end of the 2020 Stock Market crash, the end of bear market. +3% gains are back now from last year.

>Doesn't this seem a little excessive?
How about a -3% crash, doesn't that seem a little excessive?

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But why? You seem to be well funded and over the 25k day trading minimum.

BASED


BASED


IT'S ALL SO BASED

Bobo is kill .I repeat bobo is kill.

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get fucked boomer

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oh yeah good point

you have over 25k why is this happening

have you been locked since under 25??? fuckin nice gains it seems like maybe they did you a favor with the forced hold if thats the case

Biding my time

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I did a bad goy thing (good faith violation)

Alzheimer's is hell.

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get absolutely fucked faggot

based

Most of my gains is SPY calls

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DAX +6% - i am fucking selling now. Rebuying the dip or watching you guys on the moon. Good luck

also the people in cash will be forced into the stock market over the next few months thanks to inflation picking up through 2020-2021 since rates won't rise for at least a year or two due to low wage worker unemployment.

Basically equities get to inflate because full employment is a long ways off and fed will pump the market till then.

So another day, another rally, but He is still here flaunting that fat divvy and high yield for all to see. The chance to be saved by Him is shrinking by the day or would you rather wait and fork out about $40 and get a lower yield as a result instead?.

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whats that

I am a huge faggot

is this a screenshot from a video? I want to see...
what did the bear do to annoy the bison?

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> Russel up 7%
I mean honestly this is so fake Im about to fomo cuz why would it reverse

/Airlinechads/ where we at?

>-3% is excessive
That seems reasonable considering the massive unemployment and over 50% drop in consumption.

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IM BUYING SPY 300 CALLS PREPARE TO CRASH

fuck AT&T and fuck Comcast too

they are dead to me

Sell, buy, resell before they scalped their money out while it was stettling

Please tell me SAVA will be back before the end of the year.

>Soros and Buffett thinks they can tame America
It's good that they're still alive to witness their net worth evaporate as they bet against the entire world.

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Huh?

I disagree somewhat. Estimations were junk because they used data that simply was a lie. Their fault nonetheless. Zig Forums knew more about virus coverage than epidemiologists, just as it knew more about proper treatment than doctors. What a time!

Where my HAL & APA Chads at? Both up 12.7% and 14.5% respectively.

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>why yes I wear an adult diaper how could you tell?