/smg/ - Stock Market General

just gonna kill bears edition

>Brokers
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>Terminology
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hitler/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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MINISTER YOU SATOSHI

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cnbc.com/2020/05/18/moderna-reports-positive-data-on-early-stage-coronavirus-vaccine-trial.html
>If the vaccine is found to be effective and safe to use, it could be ready for the market in early 2021, the company said.

cnbc.com/2020/05/14/coronavirus-who-warns-it-could-take-up-to-5-years-to-control-pandemic.html?__twitter_impression=true&recirc=taboolainternal
>WHO warns it could take up to 5 years before the coronavirus pandemic is under control

How to short the WHO?

Show me your portfolio and what you're holding.

SLB, MRO, FANG. Most of my portfolio is SLB

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Take your profits and run.

Bears get what they fucking deserve.

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You don't understand shit. The US' interests rates are still too fucking high, we need to bring them in the negatives to compete with yurop. Big Numbers!

>How to short the WHO?
Short China

First for short acb

LA ULTIMA TRAMPA DEL TORO

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Ancient Chinese secret

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My second cup, made it even bitter with more bobo tears.

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Just GGP and a gold ETF.

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also fuck anime and fuck jannies

>leftists are emotionally driven gloom and doomers
>they constantly bet against america
>they constantly thing the sky is falling

>they constantly get BTFO
As it turns out, regular people would prefer that the world not explode.

Tasty af desu fren

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nothing burger is over

time to go on holiday... oh wait

we're all gonna make it lads.

except bears. they're faggots

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Iran: Tehran vows retaliation in case US takes actions against Venezuela-bound oil tankers

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>making everything into politics
kill yourself newfag

>Back to all time highs despite massive unemployment, broken supply chains, and crushing debt.
lol

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this fucking nigga gets it

You black negro fucks talked me out of longing dax when it was under 9k.
I will never forgive you....
As soon as I make it I will unleash a thousand contracted poojeet spammers on these threads so you niggers can understand what it means to fuck me

SOXL I will never sell you

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The world exploding or not is not a function of wishfull thinkng.

couldn't help but notice that bobos are "drumpf" posters.

>no one will ever go on a cruise aga-

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Good picture, fren. That’s definitely representative of that absolute zoomer retard take.

>what is consumer confidence?

cant believe you have so much money in a fucking ROBINHOOD account

Go my plane and cruise tickets for July. Cheap as hell right now even with the upgrade to first class and cabin suite. At least if I get quarantined on the ship I'll have a nice room to enjoy.

Reminder that every crash has a recovery like this and it goes down again not long after. Don't hedge your bets on staying over 25000 again for long.

i have $1k what do i buy

>DAX +6%
>SP +4%

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN

id say you are retarded if you perform any action atm

What's your all time profit percentage?

Post all time

Sauce me, faggot.

Bull larp, any true bear knows when the dump is coming and there's a bull-run between now and then.

youtube.com/watch?v=GT7zFY6PGiI

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>they fell for the slightly more uncomfortable seasonal sniffles will end humanity as we know it hoax

Do you really consult consumer confidence when going out to shop? Nigger please

>5 bookings
>600% increase
>35 total bookings
neat.

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>The combined sales for three days after the announcement represented a 200% increase vs the same date range in May 4 – May 6, 2019 – when folks traveled without fear of the novel coronavirus, Cruise Planners said.

Newfag here, I'd assume it's probably a bad time to jump in to try to chase it, correct?

UPRO

>made 10% today
I'm loving it lads

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There's NO WAY we go back to SPY 3K this week
Dump tomorrow

>every crash
Except, you know, the ones that don't follow your stupid imagined pattern, get fucked, nerd

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>cant believe you have so much money in a fucking ROBINHOOD account
When this fuck ass economy looks like it's gonna finally recover for real I'm moving to TDA
I got JUSTed right along with everything else but did do some strategic buying and selling so I'm in good profit since the bottom

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Cough cough

How do I profit from this? Should I go all in on $KTOS?

One more day like today this week and I’m officially in the /made it/ club, lads. I’ll send you a postcard

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